Well you're in luck. Just spent like 15 minutes transcribing the lyrics for you:
You were tall white trash, we were tossing back,
cans of natty ice, at a Neers game.
September Friday in Morgantown
on ESPN the Ocho.
Said girl watcha spitting,
I got some extra dip in,
it's right from my lip and
you had a Big East Co-Champs jersey on,
singing every word to the Denver song,
had your Qwik stop pepperoni rolls out,
did your stupid ass chant every first down.
Last thing on my mind was your neck rolls,
watching you girl hits me just like my meth bowl,
you'd have thought our same last name would have made me want to make you mine,
but you had me by 13-9.
They sent out the most average marching band,
but all I could wish for was Enter Sandman.
Was just gonna catch it on the couch TV,
but last week I scorched it with fire and pee.
But baby I'd have paid ten bucks to see
that sixth place Big 12 jersey on,
singing every word of "Take me home",
had your Qwik Stop pepperoni rolls out,
did a stupid ass chant every first down.
Last thing on my mind was the fireball,
watching you girl next year's gonna be a good fall,
you'd have thought our same last name would have made me want to make you mine,
but you had me by 13-9.
Every year the Neers end up falling down,
I get to thinkin' 'bout...
that Michigan rip-off jersey on,
looking for those mountians from the Denver song.
Had your Qwik Stop pepperoni rolls out,
Big 12 has 10 tens so that we count.
Last thing on my mind was the fireball,
watching you girl, next year's gonna be a good fall.
You'd have thought our same last name would have made me want to make you mine,
cuz we do that shit all the time.
You had me by 13-9.
Pitt beat our best team ever by 13-9.
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I was blown away when I read your comment. I googled and found 19 of 20 are in Rifle. After digging deeper I learned there are only 23 D1 Rifle teams. Their other one is in Boxing and that's no longer a NCAA sport. So that pretty much equals our Bass Fishing Championship /s
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I think my embed just inceptioned TKP
Man I wish this was better produced.
Be the change you want to see in the world
I feel like this is an amazing proof-of-concept (especially the lyrics), but as it is it's pretty cringe.
Wut
I'll hard disagree with the empty stadium shots... WVU is our only rivalry that actually gives a shit about football:
Uva - nope
Miami- nope
UNC - 🤣
They will be packed and rowdy for us on Saturday at high noon - and I respect that.
Like it or not, they are a lot like us from a football perspective.
Game is reported to be sold out.
A fellow 2004 Hokie fully understands this dynamic! Let's effing GO!!!
Effing HOKIES!!!
Yeah, wish the lyrics were subtitled, but still, some haymakers in there.
Well you're in luck. Just spent like 15 minutes transcribing the lyrics for you:
You were tall white trash, we were tossing back,
cans of natty ice, at a Neers game.
September Friday in Morgantown
on ESPN the Ocho.
Said girl watcha spitting,
I got some extra dip in,
it's right from my lip and
you had a Big East Co-Champs jersey on,
singing every word to the Denver song,
had your Qwik stop pepperoni rolls out,
did your stupid ass chant every first down.
Last thing on my mind was your neck rolls,
watching you girl hits me just like my meth bowl,
you'd have thought our same last name would have made me want to make you mine,
but you had me by 13-9.
They sent out the most average marching band,
but all I could wish for was Enter Sandman.
Was just gonna catch it on the couch TV,
but last week I scorched it with fire and pee.
But baby I'd have paid ten bucks to see
that sixth place Big 12 jersey on,
singing every word of "Take me home",
had your Qwik Stop pepperoni rolls out,
did a stupid ass chant every first down.
Last thing on my mind was the fireball,
watching you girl next year's gonna be a good fall,
you'd have thought our same last name would have made me want to make you mine,
but you had me by 13-9.
Every year the Neers end up falling down,
I get to thinkin' 'bout...
that Michigan rip-off jersey on,
looking for those mountians from the Denver song.
Had your Qwik Stop pepperoni rolls out,
Big 12 has 10 tens so that we count.
Last thing on my mind was the fireball,
watching you girl, next year's gonna be a good fall.
You'd have thought our same last name would have made me want to make you mine,
cuz we do that shit all the time.
You had me by 13-9.
Pitt beat our best team ever by 13-9.
...I hope not cause they're in the YT description
Kill me
F
I would give you more than one leg if I could
this is amazing
That empty trophy case isn't right, they have like 20 national champion teams.
Picture was taken during the annual "polish our trophies with moonshine" hoedown.
I was blown away when I read your comment. I googled and found 19 of 20 are in Rifle. After digging deeper I learned there are only 23 D1 Rifle teams. Their other one is in Boxing and that's no longer a NCAA sport. So that pretty much equals our Bass Fishing Championship /s
Boxing should totally be an ncaa sport. I would go watch that
They're like Denver, who has like 25 championships, all in skiing. But they dominate the sport.
FTFY.