Virginia Tech at West Virginia Game Time, TV Info, and Open Thread

The Hokies visit Morgantown for the first time since 2005 and seek to retain the Black Diamond Trophy against the Mountaineers.

[Mark Umansky]

Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (2-0, 1-0 ACC) at West Virginia Mountaineers (1-1, 0-0 Big 12)
When: Saturday, September 18, 2021 at 12:00 PM EDT
Where: Morgantown, West Virginia | Milan Puskar Stadium (60,000)
Watch/Listen: FS1 / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: West Virginia -2.5
Weather: 77Β°F, Partly Cloudy
Series: 23-1-28
Reppin' TKP: Not this time.
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Let's go!!!!

Hokies!!!!!

We put the K in Kwality

Bitter tweeted no Keshawn King today. Out with non-COVID illness.

Don't like that

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

I'll see y'all in the 4th quarter. It's worked twice this year!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Let's go!!

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Hokies!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Let's go! Hokies!

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Let's go!!! Total disrespect today as an underdog to an unranked team. Hope we come out fired up!

Is this the first time we've ever been on FS1? Can't remember us being on that channel before.

Probably, when have we played the Big 12 in the last 10 years.

May be wrong here, but think we were FS1 when we played Purdue several years ago.

LETS FUCKING GO!

Apparently Morgantown is on the Virginia/NC border.....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Excellent first Down play!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

That might be the best play of the game

Lol just like French called it

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

STOP RUNNING TO SHORT SIDE OF FIELD

3rd down...no separation at all by WR

Why are we just dropping back and waiting. Run a RPO or pass option for BB3 to press DB into deciding to defend pass or run.

We put the K in Kwality

Well not a great way to set the tone on the first drive.

Feel like BB ran out of the pocket about a second too soon there

BB3 running way too early.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Jet sweep to the damn boundary!!!!

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Well fuck. That was 2 really ugly defensive plays

Jesus

We put the K in Kwality

Wide open pass they missed. Then straight up the middle run untouched for 80 yards. I is going to have to do something rather than hope D can keep us around.

We put the K in Kwality

Fucking garbage. We are going to get smoked today.

Ouch (Brown)

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

bad start

80 yards untouched...

LBs ran right up into blocks and got caught in the wash. Just like last year. Hopefully that was just a brain fart moment, not reverting back to bad habits.

We put the K in Kwality

Lol...couldn't start more shitty.

Have a feeling we are gonna find out where we really stand.

gonna be a long day

There they are.

Wow good time for the 2020 defense to show up

That was fast.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Ugh. Not ideal.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Welp, that's that.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Now THIS looks familiar

Yikes. We're just about to see who this team really is.

I am now very worried

So what's everyone doing the rest of the day?

#MakeVTFootballFunAgain

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

WVU ran two plays and could have scored on both. Defense needs to settle down and read their keys.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Derp...we'd better not lose to Richmond now

Settle down.

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

That "12 points allowed a game" isn't going to last, is it?

Ugh...wvu seems way more fired up for this game than we do.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Winning on the road playbook:

Step 1: stall out with predictable playcalls on 1st possession

Step 2: look completely inept on D

Step 3: triumph????

This is the same crap we have seen for years. Come out completely flat, do nothing on the first drive, and spot them 7 right out of the gate. Come on, we have got to do better than that.

Not a good start, game not over yet though. Go Hokies!

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Oh ffs

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Typical chokies

They know we cant throw deep or read the defense

Danny is always open

We don't look ready at alllll

We look disinterested.

Having a team this unprepared mentally to play a rivalry game on the road is unacceptable.

Fuente has to eat some major blame here

Agreed. If we get pummeled here today looking this flat, get the torches and pitchforks ready. This is unacceptable.

Looking forward to the adjustments Corny makes /s

I was about to say, we have only thrown screens today

#MakeVTFootballFunAgain

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Yeah we need more screen plays and qb scrambles /s

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Corny is won of the worst in-game play callers I have ever seen. If his design works from the start, he's a genius. If you take any of it away. He panics and calls the craziest shit you've ever seen.

The are pinning their ears back and over pursuing. Our response is sit back and run slow developing plays. Maybe call something that makes them stay home.

We put the K in Kwality

I guess our only forward pass play is a dump off to the running back. Pass pro is also horrendous so far.

Screens and dump offs all day. Smh

VB born, class of '14

This offense is brutal

We are gonna get smoked they have gotten in the backfield almost every play and are flying around. We just don't look excited to be playing in this game.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Our OC is absolutely scared. Playcalling to not make mistakes.

Our response. 3 and out. -4 yards. Punt and put the D right back out. Give them the ball on the 40.

We put the K in Kwality

At least they're not tired.

Corny...if it doesn't work...just try it again...what a dope.

That's the Fuente Virginia Tech we all expect to see.

Need to throw the ball downfield. Two screens and a sack ain't gonna do it.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

We have no offensive creativity. They know we are going to run screens, end arounds, and jet sweeps. No threat to the defense down the field.

A fucking screen on 3 and 15? Are you fucking kidding me?!

They're more juiced for this this game than we are...

Well this is about as unimpressive a start as I can think of.

Very CornFuishy so far.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Offensive line looks pathetic in the first two drives. Three or four men on the defensive line front are breaking through in less than two seconds.

Wish we had Coach Kill but apparently the other offensive mind we had was better and more reliable...

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Hahahah. Ready to hear from those who want to keep this crap around in Blacksburg.

VTMidge

It's gonna be a looooooooooooog day ladies and gents. Saw this coming a mile away.

Downvote if you want. You know I'm right.

You want a cookie?

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Yes please

Saw this coming a mile away.

2021 Season Challenge: only comment with Batman memes.

Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020)

We aren't off to a great start, fam, but let's not burn the house or, in the wva vernacular, the couch down.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Welp, I may need to get some matches.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

I think we all expected continued growing pains with this new defense. But that unity has, for the most part, played really well.

But somehow the offense is still a work in progress 6 years in. WTF?

Is coronavirus over yet?

I think we got over excited about the D based on one great performance.

The D is going to be somewhat better but obviously has alot of work to do.

The offense is G5 level and has been for a long time.

Fuente is also terrible at getting teams prepped for games...looks like he had the entire team take 3 Unisoms before halftime

LOL, keep it piling on.

On the plus side I'll be able to get to my deferred yard work today. 😒

Sorry I'm late. Just got daughter dropped off at swim and back home with my tea. Sure does not look good so far.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Jfc

welp now atleast I can do something else. with my morning

At least we made them run 4 plays.

The QB is terrible, yet he throws the actual ball.

We put the K in Kwality

Oh. My fucking. God.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

wish we could push off like that

Yeah... that actually should have been a flag. Don't get me wrong we deserve this but they definitely getting zebra help right now

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

We'll never know. OC too scared to throw the ball past the LOS.

We put the K in Kwality

Well, I hope everyone has a great Saturday. Better things to do than watching this garbage. Bear was right, UNC simply choked against us. We have no business with this ranking.

One team came to play today, and one just doesn't care. Completely unacceptable. Fu's seat better be scorching if we fold and get blown out today.

Embarrassing. How many points down can we come back from?

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Given how scorching hot our offense has been in the second half of games the last two years, I'd say we can come back from a 14 point advantage at half time.

Hey good game everyone. See you next week.

Well, I guess we're getting boat raced today. Jesus Christ we look like an FCS team playing Bama.

Lol .... But it's early in the game..... or Fuente has only been here 6 years, let him get his players for this team.... And on and on

VTMidge

Year 1; have to work out the kinks. /s

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Our D looks like they were out all night last night drinking. Slow, bad body language, confused pre-snap.

Chatman. Sheesh. He shouldn't play another snap. Those are two of the worst efforts I've ever seen

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Can't imagine a worse start. Hopefully we figure something out but this is a downer.

Having Covid is more fun than being a VT fan

#MakeVTFootballFunAgain

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Agree...laid in bed watching movies for two days then had two paid weeks off of work for free...this game has me all anxious even though a loss doesn't mean anything big for our season.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

You are allowed to throw the ball down the field?

Clear OPI, but the Hokies don't even belong on this field right now

This is absolutely pathetic

We are a getting beat like a bad FCS team. I'm not sure why WV's key to the game is to make us go East/West, our offense appears designed to go that way without any influence from the defense.

To be fair we're coached like one.

We put the K in Kwality

We need to settle down out there, I'm not sure if it'll happen today though. Tough to watch

Can we fire Fuente now?

πŸ”₯β›²

Well, that certainly not what I expected to see when I turned the tv on today....

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I didn't want to say it, but this is exactly how I saw this game starting!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Welp

Danny Coale caught it

If we are going to have any shot we need to do something aggressive on offense, even if it doesn't work, and stop the defensive hemorrhaging.

This game is close to out of reach already.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Game over

This looks exactly like UNC from last year.

Corny knows a toss in the backfield doesn't count as a pass play right?

VTMidge

We're rattled like other teams are when they come to Lane

WVU corner playing 11 yards off. Hike the fucking ball, throw it to the receiver and get the god damned first down

#MakeVTFootballFunAgain

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Personal fouls...the best play in Cornelson's arsenal

Thanks for the bailout, but dear God, 🌽

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Eh, he just gave back what we gave up.

Got lucky as heck on that penalty. Pretty weak but will gladly take it after the no push off. Let's see if it can ignite something.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

It's gonna be a long day with this color commentator. He sucks.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Glad the announcers aren't overtly pulling for WVU

We put the K in Kwality

8 minutes into the game and the tv is already muted.

Holy checkdown.........

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

We all know I really can't leave... STOP WITH THE POINTLESS SCREEN PASSES CORNY

We have not even attempted a pass beyond the LOS.

We put the K in Kwality

Just like that we do and get 7 yards.

We put the K in Kwality

Throw the ball down wild fam!

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Is no one getting open? Jfc

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Have we thrown the ball beyond the line of scrimmage yet?

Forward pass spotted!

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Corny either doesn't trust our receivers or our QB. Total BS

VTMidge

Starting to think corny doesn't trust himself

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Blame him?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

He is one of those idiots who will keep doing something because if it works 1 out of 100 times, it works.

VTMidge

If we just keep throwing passes behind the line of scrimmage, we'll eventually score, right???

T h r o w
t h e
b a l l
f o r w a r d
!!!!!

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Another shit playcall bailed out by Blackshear

This game plan is embarrassing. Screen them to death I suppose. Hell I mean Blackshear and Holston have been getting decent chunk yardage running and we got away from that.

Hey, when did WVUs defense get replaced by fucking cheetahs? Or is our offense just that inept so fat?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

No. 2

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Why was that not a blow to the head to BB3 in the screen?

We put the K in Kwality

These penalties are really extending this drive. I just want the O line to give a little protection.

Blackshear up the middle the stupidest call I have ever seen.

We put the K in Kwality

Ah yes...let's just keep running it up the middle. Let's not try to take a shot

I've never seen a defense this good

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

- Corny

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I've never seen a defense this good

I think it's the offense this bad that you've never seen. We have the thinnest playbook and WVU D has studied it and schemed to pretty much stop all of it.

three-play playbook

Still afraid to throw the ball.

We put the K in Kwality

Defense playing aggressive

Solution: slow-developing running plays.

Fuckin brilliant, Brad

See that's where you get em

"I have never felt better about our passing game"

-Justin Fuente

We put the K in Kwality

We have no passing game at ALL today. Doesn't help that our o-line is getting manhandled.

We haven't even tried. Bb3 is like 8/8

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

I just don't understand what our strategy is. We run up the middle but don't scheme block. We are terrified to pass, but our running plays aren't designed to move forward. We're just read and reacting. But no misdirection.

We put the K in Kwality

Good catch!

STOP. THE. RUNS. UP. THE. MIDDLE.

This is the VT we're going to get with Fuente. Anybody who is surprised hasn't been paying attention

πŸ”₯β›²

But he is the QB whisperer. Remember that one guy who he made great.? Who plays for who now in the NFL? Yeah that one

VTMidge

He caught lightning in a bottle and enough time hadn't passed to see that he really wasn't and never was a QB whisperer.

That is so unfair of you to say in his first year. /s

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

8 yards and it is the longest pass in 2 games

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

RB5 caught a 25 yard pass...that was in the air -1 yards.

We put the K in Kwality

It drove me crazy that there was a wide open receiver in the middle of the field on that 1st down gain.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

"Aiight, bet" - Burmeister and Robinson, probably

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Really need some points this drive to stopper the momentum. These rednecks are insanely excited and fueling the defense

Got 'em

Ask and you shall receive!

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Imagine that, a throw past the line and a positive outcome!!!

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

TAY TAY

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Holy shit....a forward pass!!!!

That looked NICE (the pass by BB to #9)

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

...and should've been a late hit in BB. Guy hit him in the back/ribs long after the throw.

We put the K in Kwality

WHOA CRAZY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THROW DOWNFIELD

what a TD pass!

That's why you throw to the damn WRs

VTMidge

Now THAT was a statement pass.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Great response by the offense! Let's hope the 2021 defense arrived during this drive

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

First play Braxton gets more than two seconds to think and he throws a dime.

I appreciate the throw and catch.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Take a chance get a touchdown! It's a miracle.

Oh hey, it's a big12 team. Turns out you gotta throw

Let's go D!!!!

Well looks like we finally woke up a bit!

I want to see BB pull a move from the movie Varsity Blues. Call his own plays.

VTMidge

So when you throw downfield...good things can happen? Cool

Great throw. Great outcome. Back to screens next drive no doubt.

Have to go to conservative, prevent offense now since we scored.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

It SeTs Up ThE pAsS.

Now let's see if our defense can do anything. They have been embarrassed on the first two drives.

So long. Got to go pick up the offspring from swim. Please yell twice as much and drink twice as much for me.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Throw the ball down the field and miraculously we catch it for a TD. Amazing how that's working for us.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Nice! Now if the defense can get a stop, things might be improving.

JHam needs to be aggressive here. Sitting back it getting us shredded.

We put the K in Kwality

Their QB runs like a building.

We put the K in Kwality

Right now

WVU OL >>>>>> VT OL

Feel like we're just sitting in a base man defense

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Gotta save something for Richmond.

Punt?

We put the K in Kwality

Doege is not a good QB..

It will be sad if we lose to this team...they isn't really any good

Nice, one good O and D series in a row!

The defense was finally able to get a stop. What will the Offense do? Conservative or aggressive?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Kaleb Smith is so underrated at what he does

Free Hugh

As painful as this has been, a touchdown and a stop makes such a difference.

Procedural question here... BB3 ran out of bounds, but why is the clock still running?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I think they restart the clock on the setting of the ball. Under 5 mins at the end of a half it stops the clock until its snapped. Something like that.

God...that was ugly.

BB needs to speed up his decision-making. He's tentative in deciding whether to throw or run. If he would have decided to run a second faster there he would have gotten the first.

Yikes BB3. What was that???

Oh my god the jump pass was a TD if it was completed.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

That looked like the Sam Rogers pop pass, but... that execution was ugly

Blackshear refused to look at the ball

I think the receiver turned the wrong way. NTL, it was a lost opportunity

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Why scramble like that?! You had a guard protecting you, wait for someone to get open.

Hope gone...pitchfork out...reading this thread makesm me realize how many VT fans are like me...have no resiliency because we just dont believe in the coaching/team

God is a hokie during football season...that's why the leaves turn maroon and orange!!!

Geez... BB looked OOB

I thought so too. The angle they showed before the commercial looked like he BARELY kept in bounds.

Yeaaaa I think that toe might have been on the line...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I heard cheers before the break and I'm not positive he didn't.

Good hustle by Robinson! Saved the drive

BB to TR again. I'm liking this!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

... what did he do? And how did it work?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Looked like he may have stepped on the line before throwing there

I was thinking that too

I'm worried about that since they have this quarter break to look at it

It sucks that it happened at the end of the first quarter, we can't hurry to the line

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

We got ourselves a game, people

Are they reviewing that play? They cut to commercials too quick

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

I'm concerned his toe was out of bounds.

Replay shows IN BOUND

We should be running bootlegs with BB a lot

#MakeVTFootballFunAgain

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Might be the only way to buy him time to think when passing

Please do not review to see if his foot was out of bounds

BB does seem to be comfortable rolling out. We need our receivers to find the soft spots in their zones.

We can't get out of our own way

VB born, class of '14

Holy shit. He was close.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Holy crap... that's like 1cm of space between his foot and the sideline

Phew okay he was definitely in

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

WOW! that was close

WVU has 137 total yards. 110 of those were on two plays.

We put the K in Kwality

Receiver need to get open, run better routes

Are our receivers just getting no space or is BB just holding onto the ball? This is ridiculous.

Can we gain some decent yards without BB3 having to run?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Why????? Why a jet sweep on 3rd?!!!

Because we clearly can't run up the middle....

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Because🌽

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Must convert this 4th down

4 and 1.5. FG or go for it?

We put the K in Kwality

Where is our BIG o-line?

That was the absolute worst 4th down callπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

They waited FOREVER to run it

Free Hugh

Why in the absolute fuck did we not go for a FG?

That was the slowest developing QB power I have ever seen.

That was the time to try the pop pass

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

QB power with a small QB...not great playcalling. Why not go heavy and give to JH0?

We put the K in Kwality

That 4th down play took too long to develop.

Most predictable play ever.

...and with horrible execution

Need a yard then we should QB run from the shotgun lmao

VTMidge

He did gain 6 yards...you know he took the snap 7 yards deep.

We put the K in Kwality

Dang. Alright D, step up

What the fuck made you think this o-line was going to create enough space for a qb sneak?

He's our QB not a power back...

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Fine with the 4th down go for it. Terrible play call

#MakeVTFootballFunAgain

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A bootleg or a least a little motion would've been nice.

That was a pathetic choice of play calling

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Play call was ok, weak o-line effort was the issue

why run him up the middle from shotgun? atleast call a read option

99 out of 100 people knew that Burmeister was gonna run there

What a stupid 4th down call

I like going for it but BB3 isn't built for power.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

If BB kept on 3rd he could have jogged past the marker. Then we fail a 4th and 1 in fg range.

The predictability of the play calling should be more than enough for Corny to be fired

This would be a great time for a momentum changing turnover.

For the love of God on the jet sweep to the boundary

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

I'm sorry but the defense is tired of chasing the fuckin rabbit running QB side to side for 3 straight plays... maybe make them do it again on 4th and use your speed?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I like the play to go for it. I do not like the call of a slow developing power run when our front has been manhandled for three drives

4th & 1 QB run out of the shotgun is ass... Get under center ffs

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

If your center and QB are used to snapping from under center, you don't do it on a 4th an 1. Its a recipe for a fumbled snap.

That doesn't matter on 4th and short. It's a turnover on downs if you don't convert. There is no reason the offense can't practice a package of 2 or 3 simple plays from under center that have a much higher conversion rate.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

I like aggression/trusting the offense, but defense finally got a stop. I would have liked field goal there. Our inside run has not looked good either.

We will see.

I don't get why we packed everyone in there and tried to get a push when we've had none all day.

Spread the defense out and give BB3 an option of some sort.

Is coronavirus over yet?

good lord, you know they are going to sell out on D for the run, that was when you shouldve used the damn pop pass, or a quick screen....wouldve been nothing but clean mountain air

OL stinks today.

Which is all the more reason why you don't call a QB draw from the shotgun on 4th and 1.

But Brad literally has no other playcall in that situation

If that is all the OC can call, then go for the FG

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

"we don't want Braxton taking a lot of unnecessary hits"

Also Fuente - "Braxton is our power back on 4th and 1"

QB power with a skinny fast QB when you have a grown man RB. .

Blumrick?

This is where we miss Herbert with excellent vision to where there is space and goes to it

It's amazing that Fuente is willing to risk his career for an absolutely awful OC like 🌽. The offense doesn't look prepared and there's absolutely no imagination in the play calling.

As (allegedly) Jerry Kill told him, holding onto Corn will cost him his job at VT.

At this point I don't think he could hire a decent OC. Who would want to come into this situation?

Free Hugh

internet message board rumors...nothing more than that

Their QB cannot run (seriously he has -435 yard rushing for his career). Blitz the piss out of him!

We put the K in Kwality

Historically we make those guys look like the top dual treat QBs in the nation

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

That dude did the exact same illegal motion/false start on the second one too...

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

And you're expecting them to call a penalty favoring Tech?

They did one play before haha

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Dax really came through just then

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

We aren't out of this boys!

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

If I was the cousins I would go for it.

Holy fucking shit that redneck can kick

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

What a fantastic punt. Did they take the delay on purpose? Lol

WE HAVE TO BEAT THE COUSINS

Time to curl into a ball and punt it back to them

Hot potato

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Hate to say it, but that was a beautiful punt. Gotta tip my cap

I'm just glad the punter didn't run for a first down there.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

PLEASE don't allow a safety here.

It's not like we like to throw behind the line

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Play action, long pass here would got forever.

They know we're scared to throw and are going to play safe and run up the middle 3 times and punt.

We put the K in Kwality

Are you Brad Cornelison?

God is a hokie during football season...that's why the leaves turn maroon and orange!!!

Or our slow developing play results in safety lol

so 3 and out with 3 runs up the middle now?

No, screen to the outside that goes nowhere, run off tackle, QB draw, and then punt.

With Blackshear.

We put the K in Kwality

So far 1 run for RB5 up middle.

We put the K in Kwality

2 for 2

We put the K in Kwality

There's 2 so far.... can i get a third?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

No. Third and long. That's long pass all day. Everyone in the stadium knew that was coming.

We put the K in Kwality

I dont put anything that's absolutely idiotic past Brad....

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Well at least we weathered the early storm. We have a game and in these situations the better team usually wins. I don't trust BB3 to not blow it though... πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

I don't trust the defense to not blow it!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

A good stop by the defense but wva gets a 68 punt and we get pinned inside the 5! The offense needs to get the ball to at least the 40 - but I would rather have a VT score.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Please nothing to the outside ...

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Wvu is gonna do something stupid here to give us yards.

If we don't get a lucky run it's 3 and out

Been watching, but finally opened Key Play.

Observations (which perhaps many of you have made already, not gonna read all 300+ comments):

They look awake and like they really, really want it. We look asleep.

They are attacking at every facet of the game. We are playing timid.

BB needs to trust his protection better even though it hasn't been great.

Play calling has been 'meh' at best, but part of that could just be the difference in intensity and therefore play by the teams on the field.

I'm very pleasantly surprised that we're not down by 28 points already...thank you late hit out of bounds WVU guy.

Lol...that series was Corny in a nutshell

Would been just as well off punting on 1st down.

Good punt, now the D needs to be strong

I like how we go for a low percentage throw down the sideline there..

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Good first down call. Bad third and long call.

Why don't our opponents fold into a ball when we pin them in the 5 yard line?

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

That throw by BB3... At least give your boy a chance. An INT that far down the field is like a punt anyway.

Is coronavirus over yet?

I kind of like taking a shot on third down. Unfortunately it was well defending and the throw wasn't great.

It would an good OK option, if he had a short under route as a safety

Please dear sweet baby Jesus let this be the straw that gets 🌽 fired...

Is that too much to ask?

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

Pipe dream. Corny will only go if Fuente goes

God is a hokie during football season...that's why the leaves turn maroon and orange!!!

BB3 isn't accurate downfield. Which is what I was expecting just weird in the context of how much Fuente was hyping him up

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Tick tock goes the corn clock

Need Barno to play spy on Greene.

πŸ‘Cornelsen πŸ‘ IS πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ BAD πŸ‘ COACH πŸ‘

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I am sad I have only 1 πŸ¦ƒ leg to give

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

this πŸ‘ is πŸ‘ well πŸ‘ known πŸ‘

VB born, class of '14

We let them score before the half, we are in a hole because they get the ball after the half.

Middle 8 could seal this for them or let us take control

Jesus christπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Is our defense running a zone or a let them catch it and maybe we'll tackle?

QB cannot move...so we rush 3 and give all friggin day to pass.

We put the K in Kwality

How is that receiver so fucking open in between 4 guys?

#MakeVTFootballFunAgain

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

No pressure on the QB again (just like last week).

Is coronavirus over yet?

An INT would be nice here Defense U G H

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Had WVU not scored any points, we'd be up 7-0. (Trying to be optimistic.) ((It's not working.))

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Geez this is ugly

VTMidge

Blocking tackles are not secure tackles. We just saw proof

Bad play calling on both sides of the ball so far.

Also how was that not Intentional grounding on the fumbled snap play? He never left the tackle box

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Really disappointed with the D as well today. The UNC game looks more and more like fools gold.

Well that's just bad tackling.

Terrible tackling and pursuit there.

Yup I don't think we are gonna be able to overcome this 2 TD lead.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Especially when CornFu doesn't try to do anything in the second half of the second quarter. Way too risky...

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Why the fuck are we playing zone with 3 men rushing against a QB who has fewer career rushing yards than I do?

And why are we giving them 7+ yards of cushion in the red zone?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Not good tackle attempt on that one.

We are in deep trouble now. A TD on this next drive is a requirement. We go down by 3 TDs, we might as well pack it up because it is over.

Soft. Dumb. Wimps.

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

We just look so ill prepared on both sides of the ball...

πŸ’© Tackling

We need to run a ball control offense, get 1st Downs, not the long shot until later.

HARD - SMART - TOUGH FAM...

This is what is generally missing from the VT program under Fuente.

Is coronavirus over yet?

CONSISTENCY is the only word VT needs to focus on right now. We can't be knocking off more highly-ranked teams one week and looking like a tightly-coiled pile of dog shit in the next. I'd be so much happier if it we consistently looked like a top 50 team week to week....not #15 one week and #113 the next!

We need to look at Jafar Williams if our WRs cannot get any separation at all or if the plays are there, put in Kadum to sling it around. Something has to change with this offense.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Getting outcoached today!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I guess it is, by definition, getting outcoached when your coaches can't coach well to being with.

this looks familiar...beat a couple teams...get ranked...and then get your ass kicked by an average team.

I hate zone Ds. Zones are for 3rd and long or prevent situations when you are up 2 scores. Most college QBs can't beat a good man D. Bring pressure and make the QB be accurate.... especially on 3rd and 10+

Not in full panic mode yet, but we need to answer right now, and get aggressive.

Three and out with a near TO is NOT what I had in mind

Would y'all feel better right now with Beams, Lefty, and Bud at the helm?

Free Hugh

Yes.

I would honestly feel better with Beamer, Bud, and Stiney and the 2012 Stiney went down to Texas offense right now.

With this team, yes.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Absolutely. Beamer's teams always had a chance and always played with passion. I don't ever remember seeing any Beamer teams look this uninspired. Especially for a rivalry.

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i wonder what Nestor's scouting report was to his coaches..."uh, there's really nothing to worry about, coach"?

This could get really ugly. WVU is not gonna let up. This could be like teams of the past 2 years where you can tell the players have no trust in the coach(es) (Cornelson) to be able to make a comeback and we end up getting run out of the stadium.

We need a couple splash plays or we are gonna be out of the Top 25 just as quick as we were in.

Pull it together guys, get something done! Use WVU's aggression against them and give them a pass look they haven't seen!

Burmeister doing what Cam Newton wouldn't. Hoping it means something today.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

pitiful

I think I would have gone for that 4th..

If WVU scores here this game is over folks.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Time to get blown out

With BB3 being so athletic, why don't we just go 5 wide and let him run around and create?

#MakeVTFootballFunAgain

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Bc Corn sucks

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I'm witnessing what I thought we were gonna see against unc. Mid Trash

Are you justified
Are you justified
Are you justified
Justified in taking
Life to save life?
Life to save life?
Life to save life?

It's good when you make a Big 12 defense look good, right?

Horrible all around today. It starts at the top.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Please just keep pressuring this qb.

TACKLE GOSH DARN IT

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Conner back to his old ways of not wrapping at all

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

More garbage tackling

Piss poor tackling today too. Why can't we have nice things?

We are just allergic to tackling.

We put the K in Kwality

Gee, the refs are officiating

sad. connor didn't even stick an arm out there.

Forgot to tackle the guy

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Damn... dude was out of bounds...

Is coronavirus over yet?

This team can't tackle for shit

WRAP. UP.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Conner went for the hit and not the tackle...

his foot was obviously out of bounds. saw it live, but officials cant even buzz down?

Why do we look so soft? We have GRIT on our helmets.

This is getting UGLY, no tackling

Jesus fucking christ, tackle someone!!!!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I think this game is probably going to seal Fu's fate. This is just inexcusable all around. We get blown out by WVU, there's no way we finish with a decent record in conference play, especially with 4 of the last 5 on the road. Week 1 was complete fools gold. Shades of 2018 all over again, and worse this year with a largely veteran team.

Lol if ODU or Liberty didn't seal his fate, this isn't, either

I will not donate to Virginia Tech Athletics as long as Justin Fuente is the head coach of VT Football. Enough is enough.

At least this year we have on record Whit saying he believes in Fuente's ability to make positive movement. Hopefully Whit will see beyond the smoke & mirrors of UNC and see the excrement that was our showing in Morgantown

It's Year 1. Give him a chance... /s

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Do arms not exist when you tackle? Is there a new rule that says you're not allowed to use your arms when you tackle?

Tackling makes me sick.

We are going to get destroyed. Refs are calling everything on us, nothing tacky on them, we are playing like shit. No chance.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

We're falling apart on defense

The D isn't tackling well...2 much throwing shoulders and not enough wrapping

Let's just do EVERYTHING wrong.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Man it sure is a good thing these aren't ACC refs and we won't deal with them ever again

*checks notes*

This team is softer than baby shit. It's a hallmark of a Justin Fuente coached team. Completely unprepared and disinterested in winning this game.

I don't think it is so much as disinterested in winning the game as it is the belief that if we have a motto of "HARD. SMART. TOUGH." and wear "GRIT" on our helmets, we automatically win the game without much effort.

No tackling!

In my best Chappelle-Prince impression:

Game...cousins.

Any luck we pull a USC and send Fuente into the coaching pool after this week?

VTMidge

No we're little league

Free Hugh

I think we drop ND, and likely blown out by Pitt at home for a 3-3 record. Then is where i think we pull the plug.

Or use Corny as the sacrificial lamb?

I would be happy with that too at this point

VTMidge

I absolutely love the players on this team. I love all VT student athletes. But dang, this staff...

Is coronavirus over yet?

Go ahead and get on the buses before this gets more embarrassing than it already is.

We look like we will get cooked

Will? Looks like the pot is already boiling.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Get Matheny back in there if he will fucking tackle

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

TRASH

Oh no, so we like, actually suck huh?

Stoped at LOS. 5 missed tackles and inside the 2

We put the K in Kwality

So the WR can face mask on a push off.

We put the K in Kwality

Team coming out completepy unprepared for a jacked up away venue is absolutely part of the Fuente DNA

I will not donate to Virginia Tech Athletics as long as Justin Fuente is the head coach of VT Football. Enough is enough.

Has to be the ultra conservative never fumble or throw a pick ever or you're done coaching philosophy right?

Don't forget "keep all your timeouts."

The real kick in the nuts is we will get the ball back with 1:50 left and run the ball 3 times, punt to WVU who will get more points before the half

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

This color guy is an idiot. Referees too. Our OC too.

I hate everyone on the tv right now

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ToEs BeFoRe HeElS

I thought it was head, shoulders, knees, and toes; knees and toes.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

If they score here then I'm switching over to Rick and morty

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

That's illegal motion. The entire OL wasn't set

We put the K in Kwality

Pshh that, don't worry about that. (Says the refs)

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

This is their biggest game of the year and it's just a game for us...it shows

Fuente ain't it bruvs

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Welp...see you all next week

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

JFC that holding they didn't call right in front of the QB!!!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

And the announcers don't know the rules.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Once again. Rush 3 give the building all day to sit back and wait for something to come open. Blitz and make him move!

We put the K in Kwality

Don't worry they will get it in on 4th.

I'm stunned they didn't go for it.

I wish the ACC had a contract with FOX instead of ESECPN, but these announcers couldn't be anymore pro-WVU

Is coronavirus over yet?

They could be wearing blue and yellow and be married to their sisters

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

We're definitely not giving them anything to be excited about

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

in their defense, wvu is playing exciting ball, taking chances, making big plays...announcers like that

Not blaming this on the refs AT ALL, but I am annoyed that this is reviewed and the WR stepping out earlier that would've caused 4th down was not...

Good to get the stop. Going out on a limb. We have to get a score before halftime or the game is almost certainly over.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

24-7 is better than 28-7, but neither is good for us

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Fuente has some hardcore underboob sweat happening

VTMidge

Bye-bye top 25 ranking

If we pack it in here on offense...

Is coronavirus over yet?

Time for 3 runs up the middle and a quick punt to give WVU a chance to put more points on the board

I said this before before RB5 had that return...please don't fuck this up Corn

Time to take 20 seconds off the clock and punt it back to them for one more possession before the half.

A lot of limp-dicks in this chat...

This game ended on a 4th and 1 power run with a 120lb QB...

...but he's a heavy 120lbs.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

We are twice as talented as WVU bit have 1/5 of the coaching talent.

Way to go Blackshire!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Looking forward to three runs up the middle after that return

Raheeeeeeeeeeemmmmm!!!!!!! Keeping a glint of hope

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

they want this like we wanted unc

Great return. Let's run the clock out.

We put the K in Kwality

No, no, no, yes, yes, yes!

Let's see if Corn-Fu try and run the clock out to avoid a turn over. I mean WVa has time outs too. (mostly /s).

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Stupid decision to return that kick. Great outcome! I'll take it!

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

shit, the offense wasn't going to get us down there

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

How was it stupid if we have 1min left and we haven't generated much O anyway? I wouldn't have cared if he fumbled. It still was the better decision at the time.

It was (/s)

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

QB draw for nothing in 3...2...1

That first play was awful. Literally sit your receivers in one spot on a bootleg. No one was running to get open.

This roll out to no one that is ever open is killing me

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

The play didn't even have receivers running to get open. They were running to a spot and then stopping.

This offense is just pure trash.

BB to TR again ... almost :>(

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

The fact that we can't run the ball and they can is really all you need to know though.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

BB3 finally sees something... Great finish there!

Is coronavirus over yet?

TayGod Robinson.... 😐

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

The passing game just isn't there. It is decent in the red zone but between the 20s it sucks. Also that ball looked like it skipped

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Just sloppy timing and execution. We finally get someone wide open and BB is a half second late throwing and low.

Danny Coale says yes

thats a catch

It wasn't but there is nothing that is definitive to overturn it.

Call on the field should stand

Except the refs switched it to Incomplete before the review.... wtf

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I'm breaking the tv if this is overturned

Hope it is an old one. Sigh.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

That's a catch

How is BB3 the best QB we have and how has he not gotten any better on going through his progressions?

His hands are under the ball

What!?!?! These refs are pure shit so far and it is an ACC crew

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

How many plays does our offense actually practice during the week?

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

It was between his forearm and body

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

That's a crap call!

Did they say the call on the field is not a touchdown now? These announcers are shit.

The refs changed their call

Absolute garbage refs

Wow that is trash

Hey, we can run some more clock before we score.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Candidate for worst review of the year. Absolutely nothing looked like it was no catch

I really thought that was a TD, it's a shame that they ruled it incomplete on the field

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Wow the announcers are terrible. Telling us to go for a first down and use the timeouts. It is Goal to go...

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Corn wants to take a knee then kick a FG

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Um, did Fuente really just let 20 fucking seconds runoff the clock and THEN take a timeout???

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

We only have 2 plays and Goal to go. It is the right move so WVU has no time if we score on the first play.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

It's smart to keep their O off the field

I guess I'm more aggressive .. score and do a surprise onside. Especially while getting manhandled by WVU

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

With two timeouts and a third and goal a quick timeout doesn't help. 20 seconds is more than enough for 2 plays.

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These announcers have no clue what's going on on the field. They are confused they aren't taking a timeout to try to get a first down on a 3rd and goal.

In all fairness. CornFu have appeared confused the entire first half.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Shouldn't that have been left as called a TD so they auto review? Why would they change it right before the review?

Once again, refs or no, we'd still be losing, but they are certainly doing their part in screwing us over.

Will the half ever end?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Statistically it should but it doesn't appear to be

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Three timeouts have been called since the last play...

Wishing we had James Mitchel available now.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Lol..setting up for Fade to corner...nobody could possibly expect that.

Better than QB dive

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

run up the middle and miss the FG incoming

Close. Terrible pass and missed FG. But leg for your creativity.

We put the K in Kwality

got 1/2

Corn should be sent packing Monday and Fu should at least own this offense if the ship is going down. BB seems like a competitor but it's horrible that this is the best QB we can manage to put in the field in year 6.

Oh for crying out loud. How the ____ can this team have no fire and be so undisciplined over and over again?

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This is excruciating.

That'll help the angle of the FG kick /s

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

This didn't age well

Free Hugh

neal brown is a bitch

It's the half that never endssss, it just goes on and on my friendssss

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Gee, even their PA announcer broadcast chatter right up to the snap, preventing a quick count

THERE ARE TWELVE DEFENDERS

Are you counting the refs?

It was before the first timeout by wvu, they lined up with 11 twice after that.

Corn is our offensive defender.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Send him plaid because this is the truest shit

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

And that is reviewable...

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I just want the pain to end. Please stop the timeouts

What a terrible throw.

he was wide open!!!!

What a fucking joke.... just leave CornFU in Morgantown and pull a USC this weekend!!!

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

Just missed him? He completely whiffed on a 10 yard throw...

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Tayvon wide open and BB overthrew itπŸ™„

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Are you justified
Are you justified
Justified in taking
Life to save life?
Life to save life?
Life to save life?

BB3 absolutely missed that... throw was waaay too late and very inaccurate...

It's a shame we still don't have a QB who can execute the CornFu offense (whatever that is).

Is coronavirus over yet?

If this is the best we have ever felt about the passing game, it is incredibly sad.

Every aspect of our Passing game is steaming garbage

Completely missed Tayvion when he was wide open. Then, once he saw him, he overthrew him. That's our passing game in a nutshell.

Can't wait for the "adjustments"

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Prediction β€” obvious onsides kick to begin the second half.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Blaming a perfectly clean block on the RB for a cramp. GTFO

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Send Fuente home after this game...

Is coronavirus over yet?

Leave him and all of "his" staff in Morgantown.

punt them all

That's game

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

BAHAHAHA Bourbon and I will be in the closet

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Alright, I concede. We just weren't meant to win this one.

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

lmao honestly that sums this whole team up

You have to be fucking kidding me.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Well, that one play was on BB missed throw.

And now a missed field goal.

Queue up blaming player execution for the full game.

Can't wait to hear his whiny voice saying we called creative plays...

We put the K in Kwality

Thanks refs.

Saw this game coming a mile away

Fuente has ruined every bragging rights streak we've had since Beamer, might as well ruin the last remaining one

I will not donate to Virginia Tech Athletics as long as Justin Fuente is the head coach of VT Football. Enough is enough.

Hahahaha what a half!

Can't wait to hear "we had a great week of practice, I felt good about our team coming into the game".

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Of course

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Dear CornFu:

THIS IS (not your) HOME

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

good thing we have an offense who is capable of big plays when down

IM FUCKING DONE!!!!! Have a good day gents got too much to enjoy on a rare Saturday off work than watching this dumpster fire. Babcock can take a hike along with his play thing CornFU.

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

We need a new kicker too

Every facet of this team has failed today. Complete implosion.

Blackshear gives a a great return and we get absolutely nothing out of it. This team looks completely unprepared.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Big L looks like destiny

VTMidge

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Fuente is Kryptonite to a top 25 Ranking.

Maybe we'll screw up losing today too.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Well, I bought some ghost peppers. Think I'll head off and do some cooking. Have a good day everyone. At least I can drink something other than just tea for the next game.

Keep 1 thing in mind, if I told you after 3 games, we would be 2-1, how many people would have really been that upset. Just have to bounce back next game. Believe me, I don't want Corn-Fu here either, but I'm not going to lose it because of a loss on the road in a toss-up game.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Would you lose it if we lost to Liberty?

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

No, not specifically to Liberty. But to yet another team that we should beat easily, yes.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Good take. Enjoy the rest of your day brother!

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

We shouldn't be losing a toss-up game 24-7 at the half.

This! We're not just losing. We're getting fucking embarrassed.

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Absolutely nothing about the offense over the last two years gives me any hope that we can come out of the half firing on all cylinders.

Time to play deltarune. See y'all next week sometime maybe