I know it's all gloom and doom in here with the ND loss and injury speculation but this is PAT NARDUZZI!
We are still tied for the lead in the division and this guy stands in the way of our goals. I don't care if we are starting the 18th string QB, let the hate roll!
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We could make an entire network of His Saltiness. We'll call it EFPN.
Pat Narduzzi is a salty bitch.
Pat Narduzzi let the best two quarterbacks on his roster leave and ran the guys who stayed into the ground because it's the only offensive scheme he understands.
wait, shit, wrong guy.
Pat Narduzzi starts chasing points by going for two in the third quarter with a backup QB even after a penalty - because that's what the sheet says.
Puzzled.
That's Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi to you.
Fuck Patt Nardouche
Pat Narduzzi is such an asshole HC...I now hate myself for wishing we had hired him instead.
Eat Shit Pat.
Eat Shat Pat
Pat Narduzzi killed a kid. Probably.
Pat Narduzzi makes Bryan Kelly look like a good guy.
That's my favorite all time video of Narduzzi.
Salty Pat Classic.
tell Jimmy Buffett to come to Lane Stadium this week to retrieve his 'lost shaker of salt' from Pat Narduzzi.
Pat Narduzzi exists. All you need to know.
Does he?
It's hard to believe, really.
Of course he does. In fact, he has called me multiple times in over the past few days to give me 1 final call about extending my car's warranty before closing my case.
"Hi, this is Pat Narduzzi. Our records show your car warranty is about to expire. I'm calling to give you one more chance to renew your warranty before closing your files ..."
Pat Narduzzi also speaks with a female Indian accent (and not a good one like my wife has) when he calls me asking about renewing my car warranty.
Pat Narduzzi almost makes you believe you have an expiring car warranty.
Pat Narduzzi is an asshole
and Brian Kelly killed a kid
Brian Kelly thinks Pat Narduzzi is an asshole...he was even quoted by Athlon as saying "Fuck Pat Narduzzi" when asked about Pitt's football program
Pat Narduzzi thinks his name is Brandon.
Classic- You da man
Fuck Pat Nardouche, what else really needs to be said?
Pat Narduzzi once again thinks he knows where the salt is.
Over there!
Pass The Donuts Pat
A Classic
EDIT: Also, https://www.thekeyplay.com/virginia-tech-football/2019/11/19099/pass-don...
"The good old days"
This is what Emma Watson thinks of Pat Narduzzi:
It's a sad day in Hokie nation when Emma Watson can't get 10 legs ....
I can think of 3 football coaches in CFP who I have an almost irrational hatred of. Paul Johnson. Brian Kelly. Pat Narduzzi. And we have to play two of them in back-to-back weeks. barf. Pat Narduzzi thinks people should lay off Brian Kelly for killing a kid
Pat Narduzzi's official title is, Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach.
Edit: i'm drinking
But also, Brian Kelly killed a kid.
Pat Narduzzi thinks breaking out of a hold is pushing off.
The coach of Pitt? Who? I'm sorry. Never heard of him.
Pat Narduzzi envies VT's offensive prowess
Pat Narduzzi once double parked in a handicap spot.
Pat Narduzzi eats dead babies.
Pat Narduzzi thinks the pass interference call on Bama late in the game was the right call.
Pat Narduzzi only bets on a parlay with house money.
Pat Narduzzi could have killed a kid with his love of salt.
Pat Narduzzi believes Brian Kelly is a class act, even though he once killed a kid.
Pat Narduzzi never even wrote a thank you note to Chris Bickell (class of 97)
Pat Narduzzi is not good at math, even though he is the lowest common denominator.
Pat Narduzzi heard that Burmeister is full go and instructed several back-up defenders to take cheap shots at BB to test that theory ... and it would not surprise me 1 little bit if this is actually true.
Hating on Pat Narduzzi ... because he is who he is ... he is Pat Narduzzi.
Pat Narduzzi tells the Drill Instructors/Sergeants that Basic is easy. He also goes to Sick Call every day.
Pat Narduzzi's standard wedding gift is a set of spurtles.
Pat Narduzzi thinks that Lloyd and Harry made the right move by not getting on the bus.
Pat Narduzzi thinks that
Is far superior to
Pat Nardouche thinks it's perfectly fine to pay a marketing team millions of dollars to come up with a logo my kid could make up in about 5 minutes, and then spend another set of millions to give the logo meaning.
my eyes are burning and my brain hurts...i hate this
Pat Narduzzi thinks that it was worth millions to make the academic logo different from the athletic department logo, and to get rid of "invent the future".
Fuck Narduzzi. And Eat Shit Pitt
Fuck Pat Narduzzi
Pat Narduzzi thinks it's a good idea to hire Jon Gruden
Pat Narduzzi works for VT Parking Services in the offseason
Pat Narduzzi encouraged Beamer to invest with Jim Donnan.
Pat Narduzzi thinks it's lame that "Brian Kelly killed a kid" might take on a life of it's own.
Pat Narduzzi yells across the restaurant with his mouth full "Hey, I need a refill on my water" and never tips more than 5%
I tried to anagram Patrick Narduzzi, but stopped when I got to "Prick Tzar."
That's all I need to know.
Not great anagrams however my pick of the Patrick Regan Narduzzi anagrams is
"A Cratering Pizza Drunk"
Pat Narduzzi still thinks he made all the right playcalls on QUADBOX GOAL LINE STOPS
Thanks for posting this. What a glorious goal line stand.
I like his first two play calls a lot. The third isn't bad. I hate that 4th down call. The way Pitt usually runs against us, I would have just lined up the big uglies and tried to pound it up the middle 4 times in a row
In the multiple Oscars-winning movie from Dusk Till Dawn, George Clooney makes a profound statement when he says at the end "I am an asshole but not a fucking asshole." Pat Narduzzi clearly defines the difference.
Pat Narduzzi covers the entire spectrum.
Pat Narduzzi was hoping Shatner wouldn't make it back intact.
Pat Narduzzi would kill a kid to get the kind of attention Brian Kelly does.
Pat Narduzzi thinks Swofford was a negotiations genius with TV rights.
Pat Narduzzi thinks wearing a bro for his man boobs isn't the type of support he wants, but it's the support he needs.
Pat Narduzzi sends out an email to the neighborhood that recycling is behind 2 days, and will be picked up on Thursday. The recycling company shows up on Wednesday, and he laughs from the bus stop as he watches everyone on the street hurriedly try to run their recycling bins to the curb.
Pat Nardouchey thinks Douglas C. Neidermeyer should have made Flounder drop and give him 40 instead of 20.
Every year on February 2nd, Pat forces his family to watch Groundhog's Day for the sheer joy he gets out of ruining the line:
"Watch that first step, it's a (Pat Nar)duzzi"
He marvels at himself and believes he is clever and witty. Meanwhile, his family (literally living Groundhog's Day year in and year out) contemplate several ways of suicide to end their misery.
Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi grew a beard one time. It was all salt, no pepper. He grew tired of the mockery heaped upon him by the beardless, so he became one of them.
Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi can grow a beard, but won't. And that may honestly be worse.
Pat Narduzzi's position was named by Chris Bickell, who happened to donate enough to rename his position, and did.
Edit: Chris Bickell's net worth is $50 million, and he donated $20 million to Pitt football, resulting in the phrase "pulling a Chris Bickell", which is an expression indicating that you completely wasted resources that could have been used for some beneficial purpose.