Hatin' On: Patrick Narduzzi

I know it's all gloom and doom in here with the ND loss and injury speculation but this is PAT NARDUZZI!

We are still tied for the lead in the division and this guy stands in the way of our goals. I don't care if we are starting the 18th string QB, let the hate roll!

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Pat Narduzzi is a salty bitch.

Pat Narduzzi let the best two quarterbacks on his roster leave and ran the guys who stayed into the ground because it's the only offensive scheme he understands.

wait, shit, wrong guy.

I would root for the Russians before I would root for Virginia.

Pat Narduzzi starts chasing points by going for two in the third quarter with a backup QB even after a penalty - because that's what the sheet says.

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

Puzzled.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

That's Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi to you.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Fuck Patt Nardouche

Pat Narduzzi is such an asshole HC...I now hate myself for wishing we had hired him instead.

We put the K in Kwality

Eat Shit Pat.

Eat Shat Pat

Here we go, the final play of the game. IT’S INTERCEPTED! IT’S INTERCEPTED BY BANKS! HE’S RUNNING IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE SIDELINE! THE GAMECLOCK WINDS OUT! ANTONIO BANKS TAKES IT IN!
https://youtu.be/LgEAr3XFrcI

Pat Narduzzi killed a kid. Probably.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

Pat Narduzzi makes Bryan Kelly look like a good guy.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

That's my favorite all time video of Narduzzi.

Salty Pat Classic.

tell Jimmy Buffett to come to Lane Stadium this week to retrieve his 'lost shaker of salt' from Pat Narduzzi.

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Pat Narduzzi exists. All you need to know.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Does he?

It's hard to believe, really.

Of course he does. In fact, he has called me multiple times in over the past few days to give me 1 final call about extending my car's warranty before closing my case.

"Hi, this is Pat Narduzzi. Our records show your car warranty is about to expire. I'm calling to give you one more chance to renew your warranty before closing your files ..."

Pat Narduzzi also speaks with a female Indian accent (and not a good one like my wife has) when he calls me asking about renewing my car warranty.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Pat Narduzzi almost makes you believe you have an expiring car warranty.

Pat Narduzzi is an asshole

and Brian Kelly killed a kid

I will not donate to Virginia Tech Athletics as long as Justin Fuente is the head coach of VT Football. Enough is enough.

Brian Kelly thinks Pat Narduzzi is an asshole...he was even quoted by Athlon as saying "Fuck Pat Narduzzi" when asked about Pitt's football program

Pat Narduzzi thinks his name is Brandon.

Classic- You da man

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Fuck Pat Nardouche, what else really needs to be said?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

Pat Narduzzi once again thinks he knows where the salt is.

Over there!

"The good old days"

This is what Emma Watson thinks of Pat Narduzzi:

It's a sad day in Hokie nation when Emma Watson can't get 10 legs ....

He said give to me Roscoe

I can think of 3 football coaches in CFP who I have an almost irrational hatred of. Paul Johnson. Brian Kelly. Pat Narduzzi. And we have to play two of them in back-to-back weeks. barf. Pat Narduzzi thinks people should lay off Brian Kelly for killing a kid

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Pat Narduzzi's official title is, Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach.

Edit: i'm drinking

But also, Brian Kelly killed a kid.

Pat Narduzzi thinks breaking out of a hold is pushing off.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

The coach of Pitt? Who? I'm sorry. Never heard of him.

Go Hokies

Pat Narduzzi envies VT's offensive prowess

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Pat Narduzzi once double parked in a handicap spot.

Pat Narduzzi eats dead babies.

Pat Narduzzi thinks the pass interference call on Bama late in the game was the right call.

Pat Narduzzi only bets on a parlay with house money.

Pat Narduzzi could have killed a kid with his love of salt.

Pat Narduzzi believes Brian Kelly is a class act, even though he once killed a kid.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Pat Narduzzi never even wrote a thank you note to Chris Bickell (class of 97)

Pat Narduzzi is not good at math, even though he is the lowest common denominator.

Pat Narduzzi heard that Burmeister is full go and instructed several back-up defenders to take cheap shots at BB to test that theory ... and it would not surprise me 1 little bit if this is actually true.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Hating on Pat Narduzzi ... because he is who he is ... he is Pat Narduzzi.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Pat Narduzzi's standard wedding gift is a set of spurtles.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Pat Narduzzi thinks that Lloyd and Harry made the right move by not getting on the bus.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Pat Narduzzi thinks that

Is far superior to

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Pat Nardouche thinks it's perfectly fine to pay a marketing team millions of dollars to come up with a logo my kid could make up in about 5 minutes, and then spend another set of millions to give the logo meaning.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

my eyes are burning and my brain hurts...i hate this

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Pat Narduzzi thinks that it was worth millions to make the academic logo different from the athletic department logo, and to get rid of "invent the future".

Fuck Narduzzi. And Eat Shit Pitt

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

"Give me a fuΒ’king beer", Anonymous Genius

Pat Narduzzi thinks it's a good idea to hire Jon Gruden

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Pat Narduzzi works for VT Parking Services in the offseason

Pat Narduzzi encouraged Beamer to invest with Jim Donnan.

Pat Narduzzi thinks it's lame that "Brian Kelly killed a kid" might take on a life of it's own.

Pat Narduzzi yells across the restaurant with his mouth full "Hey, I need a refill on my water" and never tips more than 5%

1-0 every week

I tried to anagram Patrick Narduzzi, but stopped when I got to "Prick Tzar."
That's all I need to know.

Not great anagrams however my pick of the Patrick Regan Narduzzi anagrams is

"A Cratering Pizza Drunk"

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Pat Narduzzi still thinks he made all the right playcalls on QUADBOX GOAL LINE STOPS

It's an unwritten law that it's my lunch pail. I've issued the challenge. If someone outworks me, they can get it.
Darryl Tapp

Thanks for posting this. What a glorious goal line stand.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

I like his first two play calls a lot. The third isn't bad. I hate that 4th down call. The way Pitt usually runs against us, I would have just lined up the big uglies and tried to pound it up the middle 4 times in a row

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In the multiple Oscars-winning movie from Dusk Till Dawn, George Clooney makes a profound statement when he says at the end "I am an asshole but not a fucking asshole." Pat Narduzzi clearly defines the difference.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

Pat Narduzzi covers the entire spectrum.

Pat Narduzzi was hoping Shatner wouldn't make it back intact.

Pat Narduzzi would kill a kid to get the kind of attention Brian Kelly does.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Swofford was a negotiations genius with TV rights.

Pat Narduzzi thinks wearing a bro for his man boobs isn't the type of support he wants, but it's the support he needs.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Pat Narduzzi sends out an email to the neighborhood that recycling is behind 2 days, and will be picked up on Thursday. The recycling company shows up on Wednesday, and he laughs from the bus stop as he watches everyone on the street hurriedly try to run their recycling bins to the curb.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Pat Nardouchey thinks Douglas C. Neidermeyer should have made Flounder drop and give him 40 instead of 20.

Every year on February 2nd, Pat forces his family to watch Groundhog's Day for the sheer joy he gets out of ruining the line:

"Watch that first step, it's a (Pat Nar)duzzi"

He marvels at himself and believes he is clever and witty. Meanwhile, his family (literally living Groundhog's Day year in and year out) contemplate several ways of suicide to end their misery.

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi grew a beard one time. It was all salt, no pepper. He grew tired of the mockery heaped upon him by the beardless, so he became one of them.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi can grow a beard, but won't. And that may honestly be worse.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Pat Narduzzi's position was named by Chris Bickell, who happened to donate enough to rename his position, and did.

Edit: Chris Bickell's net worth is $50 million, and he donated $20 million to Pitt football, resulting in the phrase "pulling a Chris Bickell", which is an expression indicating that you completely wasted resources that could have been used for some beneficial purpose.