Hatin' On: David Cutcliffe

David Cutcliffe took the phrase "Dookie" to heart by continually demonstrating to everyone the size of his bowel movements.

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Um.. Hm.. David Cutcliffe doesn't coach for Virginia Tech..? I guess? I don' t know man I can't hate on this guy, especially given our current situation.

Justin Fuente Lost to Cutcliffe 45-10 in one of VT's worst ever home losses.

Is this how these threads work now?

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Hatin on Fuente and Cornelson

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Cutcliffe has a an Offense averaging 252 ypg passing.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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And only 25 points per game their offense is horrendous.

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It's as if we were looking into a mirror isn't it??

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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Only if its one of those fancy mirrors that make us look better than we are at 176ypg passing and 21.4ppg

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Which is the point.... That our offense too, is horrendous.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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David Cutcliffe couldn't get Fuente fired after beating Tech 45-10.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Oh, Cutcliffe, I forgot you were there.

You may go now.

Cutcliffe doesn't call draw plays on 3rd and 15 and never punts down 14 with 5 minutes to go in the 4th quarter.

Coach Cut hasnt been fired either.

Coach Cut smells like Werther's Original hard candy and gives great hugs. Sorry guys, I can't hate on this guy, he reminds me of my Grandfather.

GGC starting off the thread with something too good for me to follow.
That Cutcliff - Always talking sh!t.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Coach Cut tried really hard to get Fuente fired in 2019 because he knows VT deserves better. He's disappointed his efforts fell short

Onward and upward

David Cutcliffe has the freedom to determine when he leaves the program.

Unfortunately for Duke, David Cutcliffe has the freedom to determine when he leaves the program.

... I got nothin. This really is difficult with him.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I have no strongly held opinions about David Cutcliffe.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

David Cutcliffe is such a non-entity that we are hating more on Justin Fuente then him on the Hatin On thread.

Oh, and David Cutcliffe will pick up his first ACC win of the year (probably) against us next game.

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Which would make Justin Fuente 3 for 3 on giving opposing teams their first ACC wins of the year..... (obviously not counting UNCheat due to it being the first game)

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Well, at least he gave UNC their first LOSS of the year.

But you're confirming the post you responded to.

David Cutcliffe calls a fake punt while blowing out a team in the fourth quarter instead of saving the play for when it would actually matter.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Cutcliffe is a good guy and a really good coach. Can't pretend to hate the guy, given the status of the VT program.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

David Cutcliffe could probably grow a beard if he wanted to.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

This is him last week, after playing PItt.

Coach Cutcliffe is not Coach Ratface so he will never matter to the dookies

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

He coaches a sport they're just not good at.

Coach Cut refuses to accept multiple invites for Peyton Manning's swinger parties. Says he prefers not to mix pleasure with work.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Coach Cut believes the CFP is great for the G5.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Coach Cut prefers Pole Siren to Pole Assassin. At least then, she goes off when he scores.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Coach Cut finds FIFA to be an utmost moral and ethical entity, striving for greatness as a beacon of liberty in the corrupt sports world.

Cut also received a bribe from FIFA in the form of a lifetime supply of Werther's. In exchange, they accepted the invites to Peyton Manning's swinger parties.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Based on the pictures, it looks like David Cutcliffe is always telling his grandchildren that he once caught a fish "this big"

I thought being "cut" meant you had a great physique.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Coach Cut spends his Sunday mornings sitting in a rocking chair at Cracker Barrel handing out weathers to kids as they pass by....There's nothing bad you can say about the man

1-0 every week

Well, he does get there early and take up one of the prime parking spots all day.

But if you pointed it out he'd probably move his car.

Speaking from secondhand experience, he's an asshole about his old man parking spot.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

If that's his only issue, he's still hard to hate, as that makes him like almost every other old man.

Coach Cut holds the door for your wife and then makes a big show of holding the door for you as well. Just so he can look like the better man. ( EDIT: which of course he is πŸ™„ )

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Coach Cutcliffe looks like he should be retired.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Duke Cutcliffe anagrams to deceitful fuck. Case closed.

Coach Cutcliffe only tips 25% if the service is poor.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Who cares? This game is the most inconsequential game for the Hokies in a long long time. Fuente wins. Okay it's Duke. Your fired. Fuente loses. You lost to Duke? Your fired.

David Cutcliffe refers to his million-dollar home as "the ol' Cut Hut"

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.