Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (0-0, 0-0 ACC) at Old Dominion Monarchs (0-0, 0-0 Sun Belt)
When: Friday, September 2, 2022 at 7:00 PM EDT
Where: Norfolk, VA | S.B. Ballard Stadium
Watch/Listen: ESPNU / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: VT -6.0
Weather: 80°F, Partly Sunny
Series: The Hokies are 2-1 all-time against ODU.
Reppin' TKP: Not making this road trip.
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LET'S GO!
EDI: WTF, why is my comment here?
HOKIES!
[POLYTECHING INTENSIFIES]
Not great Bob.
I think he means out as in out on the field warming up. Bitter reporting he's warming up and looks good, should be good to go.
Edit: only applies in the event of a true injury. Please disregard and carry on if the information above proves inaccurate.
Is there a pregame show on anywhere? Other than the power hour of course
Anything on ACCN?
Packer's ACC PM show. The pregame show is before the Duke game 🙄
I don't have ESPNU so I'm just trying to figure out where to stream it from
Reddit CFB streams. They'll have one. Just have ad blocker on and know that there will be many hot singles in your area.
I always wondered what the hot singles scene was like in my area.
Oh yeah, the Coastal scene is real hot.
LET'S GOOOOO!!!!
HOKIEEEEES!!!
Let the TD's rain down on Rahne
Will be watching from CLT Airport and on the plane headed to Dallas. I just want to win. Remember when we won? I memba.

Let's fucking do the damn thing! Run it up!
Maroon (no stripe) helmet
White stupid ass bib stripe jersey
Maroon pants
Missed these game threads...LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
Can't wait!!!!
On mobile, can't embed. But Tisdale didn't travel. He got beat out for his job, so we think he is portaling or injured?
https://twitter.com/michaelniziolek/status/1565823903515037697?s=21&t=es...
Sigh... I wouldn't be surprised if he transfer portalled if he lost the starting job.
No Tisdale tonight 👀
Looking forward to our first game since Dwayne Lawson finished his career with the Hokies.
Go Hokies!
Wait did he transfer?
I think him and Drew Harris redshirted
Between the Hokie opener and the Serena Williams match, I'm a ball of nerves.
Pizza, alot of wings, alot of beer, Bailey's. All I need is a HOKIE FUCKING WIN.
LETS DO THE DAMN THING!
Horse on a treadmill be with us.
Really digging the helmets.
So excited to even just see the personnel trot out lol
FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!
Camera angle is ugh. And the cheaper ESPNU camera is not a match for these baby blue jerseys.
Can't even see the play on the near side.....literally off the screen below the banner. You can't even see the sideline. Thanks E$PN.
Me too! Anyone know how to fix?
Yes....call the cameraman and tell him to back out the view.....this shit is really Bush league....I've seen better camera work from a 2 year old....
Let's keep this Gallo's march moving.
I know it's early but these bubble screens look way too similar to how the previous donkeys ran things on offense.
Add game clock management to that concern
Yeah... not a fan of the bubble screen offense...
Camera's are looking a little off in the way of brightness. Our jerseys are glowing lol. And ODU's are hard to distinguish who is who.
It's like watching with the contrast setting on max.
Looks like we have the punter position locked down.
Great punt. We're back!
Punting is winning!
I think it's spelled "bak".
Now it's D-Time
Dax had the read well
Jayden McDonald got the start
This looks like what VT defense is supposed to be.
Nice tip by Dax
I've missed that kind of throw
What a throw!
These cameramen are capital-G Gullible
I feel like the quality of ESPN's camera work is the same as Facebook Live.
Oh snap!
TD WELLS!!!
YESSIR. THAT'S WHAT I CALL OFFENSE.
loooooookin' GOOOD
Wow. A Zone Read with the correct read.
QB got wheelsssss
Well(s), we scored!
Wells for 22 for 6
Good designed option.
WELLS FOR HEISMAN!!!
I like your spirit, LOL
Look it's Week 1 for the camera guy too, but this is BAD
Literally texted a friend this. Absolutely horrible. Like...a fan who is watching the play and forgetting they have a job to do lol
WAS THAT MICHAEL VICK OR GRANT WELLS?!
This feels like it is supposed to.
There we go. Now it's a touchdown.
The run for a TD was good; but what really gives me optimism for this season was the throw. Wells took a hit to put the ball on the money and the receiver took the ball away from the defense.
Loved how he just stared down that pressure
What is going to be my downfall is the proper read on the option.
Dax needs to take control and blow up some plays.
Noice!
"And that... is not legal."
I like this commentator.
Thank you for the free yards good sir.
I miss Khaliel Herbert seeing green space and rocketing to it.
I don't like that ODU is controlling the lines on both sides of the ball.
I think our D line is fairing well personally
That's the offense I'm used to :(
I like it tbh. Sets up the "pop pass" play really well if we have it in the book. The guy that made Wells stay inside (missed the #) rather than cut out for a first down was playing run 100%. Could get burned bad if he stays aggressive
We have to remember this is year one of BP's recruiting, which hasn't hit the field, yet.
I'll be that guy...that 3rd down call
As long as it's not every 3rd down
Just checking in to make sure no one lost their mind on the third down call. Hahahaha
Not happy with it but I think that was more of a test to make sure that ODU was going to have a spy set. The next time is going to be a toss up to Smith.
Pick 6 comin up for the good guys... I can feel it
That was a 3rd down Corn call if I ever saw one.
Dax lost his jock on that run.
One of us if watching a different game... probably me
Dax seems to be finding himself in the right spot to finish the tackles before the line to gain. This is encouraging.
How in the actual fuck do you throw that flag. He was not catching that ball even unimpeded.
BULLSHIT call
the D-line is playing well so far
So I guess the ball doesn't have to be on the same side of the field as the PI call?
JR Walker sighting at SAM
Our defensive pressure seems to rattling ODU's qb. Good job
ODU is getting chippy. Hopefully Tech responds.
This camera work is just another reason why we should never play ODU Ever again. It's making my barin hurt watching this.
yikes that pick, atleast its on ODU's side. King had a nice block though
EDIT: nvm it's in our territory
Horrible throw, but man what a great pickup on the blitz.
Ugh.. Wells had time and protection and wiffs it.
Whoever the RB was absolutely jacked the late blitzer there. Int sucks, but that play started well.
King
Tide is turning guys. ODU is chippy, shoving our guys, and our guys are just throwing hands up. Then the pick. I'm not liking the tone of the game right now.
Kaleb stopped running on that one.
King stonewalled the blitz. Too bad Wells threw a pick
Dude he blew that guy up lmao
Fuga stunted right out of the play.
Right across the gap. Not his fault, but damn.
Also, I don't like how our running backs have no daylight and our D-line is gaping holes.
our o line not dominating, backs not cutting, ODU winning in the trenches gonna build up their confidence......need to make a statement on this next drive or things might get sketchy
I think it's too early to panic about the season but goodness gracious... I didn't think we'd make odu look good
First Quarter Summary:
* Some good stuff
* Some bad stuff
Thought it was delay of game. Was happy not to see a flag until that throw.
I have no idea how good ODU's DL is, but our run blocking is not very good. French did highlight this as a potential issue.
Need to get the run game going a bit more. We can't keep getting into 3rd down situations. Have had much going up the middle so far.
It's going to take a while and trust me, I am not the voice of reason.
this camera work is insanely bad
Boy we gotta get some outside run D going
NASIR ATE HIS LUNCH
damn he blew him up
That running back saw a lot of Peoples there.
FORM!
Wow. Peoples. I feel like there's been more tackles with thuds so far than usual
Defense Def looks more aggressive...sloppy but aggressive
Fuck as long as they are hitting people hard
Peoples to the rescue!
People's Champ right there with that hit!! Sensing a little bit of nastiness in some of these hits.
This D hasn't been perfect, but there's def an attitude
Bend but don't break so far. Not terrible, but better teams will make us pay for that eventually.
According to Kirk Herbstreit in NCAA 2014, defense is about attitude
Guys and gals, it was just 1 play but I think I just saw the Lunch Pail Defense
Breaking News:
ESPNU's cameramen Justin F. and Brad C. work first game in Norfolk, VA.
2 September 2022
Anybody know how tall Kuntz is?
Dunno, but if I hear the announcers mention it I'll let you know how tall Bucky Hodges is.
6'13"
Is that metric?
6'8" and 280 lbs, they haven't targeted him once! They need to get the ball to him 😂
We are going to be sloppy with the youth and a new defense. They are playing hard and fast though.
I feel like the DL needs to maintain gap discipline and let the LBs clean up. Every big gain has come from the DL dipping inside and giving up the edge.
Bryce Duke sighting
This run game is... not great
I can't wait for the new O-line get here
Hate these refs already. Let them freaking play. Too many flags.
What a catch!!
What a grab for Gosnell!
On the money and that might be 6
VT OL getting kinda owned up front in the run game
Pass protection not too bad so far though. Lots of time on a lot of throws
Yep as I said run blocking us getting beaten
Yep hopefully with more full contact adjustments and cohesion of the unit it improves
sigh
WTF. I'm mad about the play, but I'm also mad that I couldn't see it.
Well...
I wish we get to see below the numbers on that side of the field
Wow....Wells
That was a... poor decision
ugh... Wells
Boy, those are two TERRIBLE mistakes by Wells.
Total telegraphed throw there. Jeezus
It was a bit of a lazy route by WR, but the throw was late and into a CB with perfect leverage.
Wells is going to throw his way right out of QB1
Two INTS already. #WTF
Not how I thought we would look...
Wells has far too much gunslinger in him still. He needs to settle down and see the field a little better. Forcing too many throws and overthrowing a lot of balls.
J. Brown time?
Son. Of. A. Bitch..
It's been one hell of a long minute since our QB room hasn't been a hot mess in Blacksburg. I'm ready for that minute to be over.
we've missed a few tackles today
Wells is having a scared money don't make money moment
2 picks already...gross. Looks like the qb coach did NOT drill that out of him from marshall
This is going to be an ugly game regardless of the outcome
Having trouble discerning this new offense from last year's. Anyone else?
I like the setup of the offense better. No smoke and mirrors, good play design and we've gotten a lot of guys wide open. Run blocking is non-existent though and Wells is forcing way too much.
We have thrown vertically three times:
A nice throw & catch down the seam on the TD drive;
A throw to no one that they picked off;
And the throw to Gosnell on a busted coverage.
The lateral passing game is just😑😑😑
Someone else pointed out to me and its true...BUT, it's last years personnel. Brent pry has 1 recruited class and they aren't on the field
We're faster to our fuck ups
That's the most "silver lining" take I've ever seen😂😂😂
nice play by lil Stro!
Couldn't see the interception cause IT WAS OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN.......WTF CAMERAMEN/PRODUCERS?
Ha it's really really bad
GREAT play by Stroman Jr.
Great play by Stroman
Aside from a couple iffy penalties, D is playing well
Wells is on pace for 60 INT this year, if you include the National Championship Game.
I'll allow it if we get there
I like what I saw the last drive. Minus the pick. Even though Wells shouldn't have thrown the ball if he puts it further to the outside its a completion.
That shouldn't have been thrown. The DB was sitting there waiting on the break.
I said that...lol
lol you did. But even a great throw isn't getting that completion.
At least I haven't seen a jet sweep or a bubble screen yet.
Negative ghost rider... the first two drives were full of bubble screens.
The penalties have been worse than the INTs
Our run game is non existent
and pass protection sketchy.........Rudolph with work to do
This O-line runs right past the first person they are supposed to block to go to the second-level.
Liking Black getting going, and the quick tempo offense
I've seen Jordan in our backfield standing there not blocking the guy who made the tackle wayyyy too much
OL is extremely disappointing so far.
Like, to a disturbing degree
King running right into the pile
No, the pile got pushed into him
More like the pile backs right into King.
God, so much dancing behind a pile of O-lineman.
Wtf... was that Gallo getting pushed back into the running lane???
Keshawn needs to bounce that earlier.
LOL, the punter wasn't even in the camera angle.
At least we flipped the field.
That 3rd down run was vomit-inducing.
Slow developing, I have no idea what the blocking concept was there.
A damned mess
These third down plays are fucking traaaaash
ODU in our kitchen on almost every running play
Our short passing game has been pretty solid too. Use it more on 3rd.
Can someone explain why a runningback suns into the back of a lineman, when clearly there is NO HOLE to run thru?
Linemen 2 yards in the backfield is not a good sign
LOL I thought we snapped it over the punter's head.
Plot Twist: he's back there just hiding off camera.
I know the number might not reflect, but I've loved King tonight. Playing solid imo
He impressed me with that blitz pick up on Wells first INT.
Rudolph's got his work cut out for him holy smokes.
This OL is a hot mess.
I have a different work for it
I'm tired of having anxiety watching games like this...
The score is too close, but our defense is holding their own.
I'm getting anxiety, but it's the damn camera guy in training doing it completely by accident.
French warned us about the OL
It doesn't take much analysis to know this is what it would be like based on what we had last year (and what was previously recruited).
I think Beamer referred to these as preseason games!
I feel like we aren't scoring again unless the D scores...I know I'm overreacting.
Good news- it's only game 1 under a new offensive system with players that weren't recruited for the system
Bad news- it's a 12 game season.
The added weight for King has shown
Now that is more Herbert-like!
Would love to see more hurry-up (the ODU injury notwithstanding)
Since we are clearly not going to road-grade them up front, I'd like to at least see us try to out-quick them with tempo
King is getting it done
STICK IT IN STICK IT IN STICK IT IN
Here's to hoping Pry brings that back too!
Absolute bs penalty. Screw these refs. Way too flag happy.
Not really bs. It was maybe unnecessary but the wr was blocking down field. All he had to do was run a corner route and there is no flag.
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING
ME
These penalties are EXCRUCIATING
Again I'm trying to not be overly biased, but I swear these refs aren't balanced.
So unbalanced one is nicknamed Irene.
I can't tell if this is a mistyping of "Eileen" or a meteorology/hurricane joke.
LOL
So yeah 😂😂😂
Are you fucking. Kidding. Me.
This is going to be a bad year. Cheese and crackers...idk if I can watch this
beamer ball? BANG, shot ourselves in the foot
This team is sloppy as shit
🫢
Oh buddy... this has been quite the mistake filled start.
Special teams amirite
This team looks way too shaky. Very disappointing. And again this brings me back to, why in the hell are we even playing this game at ODU? Lose lose situation all the way around.
THIS IS A FUCKING CARBON COPY OF LAST YEAR
wow, kick in the nuts
It's going to be a long year.
This is a bad team created by years of incompetence.
So far the biggest plays in the game have exactly zero to do with the old coaches lol
Its going to be a very long year, this team is void of talent.
ok, special teams may be worse that the offensive line
I mean I tried to warn you all this season was going to be a struggle
We could be one of the worst teams in America, it doesn't matter. Under ZERO circumstances should this program ever struggle with (let alone lose...) a school like ODU
5 years of shit recruiting and shit coaching from the previous staff doesn't get corrected in 2 months of practice.
We had the number one long snapper in the nation sign and start 4 years in a row.
Simple things like cleaning up penalties, especially the kind we've had, absolutely do and should get cleaned up in 2 months. Not being able to run the ball? Fine. Issues forcing balls where they don't belong? I get it. Not the fundamental stuff
You have one job . . .
Incredibly undisciplined all around. 3 turnovers in the first half and a variety of penalties. Not a great showing to the start of the Brent Pry era
And switching to bourbon......
Stop the fuck-ups and we're up by 24
Holy shit this is bad
The team that got Fuente fired is still there.
Not Pry's fault. It is the cards he was dealt.
This is a Justin Fuente outing if I ever saw one.
embarrassing
Inexcusable to be playing ODU at home.
Agreed. Absolutely inexcusable. If we lose another one there tonight, we might as well close up shop on the program. Such incompetence and laziness with scheduling to put ourselves in this situation.
I'm willing to give Pry more then one game before we fire him tbh
I'm not saying that at all. But the amount of embarrassment to the program will be pretty staggering.
Well with this roster, we are essentially a G5 team... Makes sense to me
Three turnovers and counting.... Ugh
3 turnovers and eleventy billion penalty yards already. I have unrealistic expectations for this team.
ok bench Wells that should've been a pick
And play who?
Our QBs suck, this is the best we have
play Ferrell or Bullock, this is a lost year anyways
This team won't win a single game this year the way they are playing right now.
One half in and I'm pretty over Wells
Wells ain't the answer
N'O-line
Take a knee and end this shitshow
Just run, punt and get to the half.
This line is looking pretty shaky too...
what in the hell is that play call
the play selection is hard when there is N-O-line
Paging Jason Brown, paging Jason Brown
I honestly cannot believe this. Absolute shitshow
I thought beer would be enough. I'm going to need moonshine to get through this game.
Good lord. This is already a nightmare game. The offensive PI was fucking BS. But how do you let this happen?!?
I'm not panicking yet, but buddy this is a BAD start.
To me it just feels we have no real playmakers on offense to get any real separation. Also OL play has been suspect
This is worse than we looked at any point last season. It's game one, so I'm not going to make any judgments but this is awful.
Idk man this is bad but we lost the bowl game by a trillion points last season to a mediocre team, it's not that bad yet
Defense has been better than expected but offense will need to really clean up the pass protection wells is getting pelted
looks like we took a punch and are........getting a 10 count
Whoever the long snapper is should be benched NOW
I was really excited about some of the home games coming up... but I am less than motivated to go if we don't manage to pull this one off. What an embarrassing opener for Pry and company. A disgrace for long time fans to watch this. Refs aren't helping, but way too many mistakes. ODU is the better team.
This is what they did to us the last time. They were aggressive when they needed to be and got us slightly under their foot. And then ran away with it. Not saying that happens this time, but it's the exact same game plan.
there's gotta be a better angle
Not with this camera work.
you're right
Dax to the rescue
Can't block, QB is a pick off machine and can't even fuckin snap the ball.
Color me extremely unimpressed with the coaching. This is basic shit
Patience.
Glad we got the fumble, but this lummox has aaaall daaaaay back there.
The shit cameras helped! Lmao
As long as the team doesn't panic we should be alright. The O was starting to win in the trenches. We really need to get the crowd out of the game early in the 3rd.
Wells can sling it though, accuracy isn't his strong point though
INT time, or long bomb
Good god.
I've seen enuf of Wells. Sorry
I'm already over Wells
How bad is Brown that he hasn't been in yet?
We have a LAZY o-line
please no fg attempt
Fuente fucked this program harder than we thought, holy shit
We're still going to be taking his screw job (without lube) for at least another year.
Sand paper finish
but we are cool with GRIT I thought - no?
Keshawn King and the D have played well....everything else sucks
First Half Summary:
* Minimal good stuff
* Barrage of bad stuff
I said this on Twitter but:
Shane Beamer was a long snapper. This is Karma for not hiring him for head coach when SC did
Having said that, I believe in Pry and think he will turn this around
Worst half of Hokie football I've seen in since that WF game that never happened...
At least there's a 7 under our logo 🤷♂️
Defense is playing well for the most part offense is hot trash right now outside of one drive
That felt like the longest 1/2 of football of all time. Might be a sign of the season we're in for.
D promising
O line work in progress
Wells, hung jury
special teams is uhhhhhhhh......not Beamerish
Apparently our kickers have no range...
That would've been like 50 yards for a college kicker, I don't think throwing it up is such a bad idea
Now we find out if Pry can make halftime adjustments.
Pretty disappointed so far. Once ODU punched us a few times we went right back into our shell and couldn't respond. And fundamentals also got worse as the momentum shifted. The errors and sloppy play is not acceptable given that emphasis this year.
We cannot as a program accept another loss at ODU. The amount of embarrassment, especially putting up billboards claiming this is our state, would be almost insurmountable for a long, long time. Someone should be blasted for even scheduling these games in the first place. Should not even be happening.
We scheduled these games because the fan base was tired of playing ECU every year. "Play more in-state G5 teams. It will help recruiting."
We should be able to go in there and dog walk them in front of recruits and their families. The scheduling is not the issue here..
(Hopefully) we all prepared for a rough season. This first half confirmed many of the concerns were justified. Strap in. This is gonna be a rough year.
Is anyone actually surprised that we suck?
No. But I was really really hoping an off-season of not Fuente would help fix things.
One off season was never going to wash away six years of Fuente stench. It's going to be a rough year and 2023 likely will only be marginally better. I'm looking at 2024 as a season to see some real growth. If we win 3 more games in 24 than we do in 23 I'll feel okay. But we might only win 2 or 3 this year. 4 or 5 next. It's going to be at least 4 years before we look like a decent team. And that's if these coaches are actually any good. We don't know yet. But we'll know after 3 years where we're headed
Realist me knows this and was prepared. Optimist me was hopeful.
I don't think we are going to he favored in a single game this season.
And I'm not sure if this disastrous first half is a Pry issue or residual Fuente.
But the players seem completely unmotivated.
Have you watched the D at all?! They are laying lumber out there....
I would be a lot more worried if the defense was playing poorly.
The offense keeps getting into scoring positions and not getting points, but there's at least hope that we have a few scoring drives in the tank.
Amen. Also, I really miss Shadley.
Not trying to be negative here, but odu is not a good team on either side of the ball. We're just making them look good
Deeeeeeeeep breath. New guy delivering half time speech. Deeeeeep breath.
Moment has been too big for Wells thus far...and the LS. Throwing over the middle may have to wait for another season. King is improved. D has to tackle better but folks seem to be in the right place. We have no pass rusher, tho Kendricks did get held.
The last regime started with a bullshit "hey Foster, you won't have to carry the team anymore". This one is starting with a very heartfelt "Hey Pry, and sometime to be Marve, please save us"
The feel in stadium is not good. ODU fans smell blood after that bad false start after the bad snap td.
My sense is that the offense is moving the ball ok, defense is largely playing well, but goodness gracious the turnovers are absolutely brutal, and it could even be more than 3
This sucks. But it was totally predictable and it's way way too early to be getting all upset with the coaches and players
All of ODUs points come off of VT mistakes. Stop the mistakes, stop ODU.
Didn't the long snapper transfer from loluva? or am I thinking of someone else?
Yes but his name was Enzo or something. Not whoever's LS now
Edit: announcer just said that's who it was
I understand a lot of what Sands has done is objectively good for VT. But abandoning "Invent the Future" and the treadmill horse was all time stupid. Those were all time iconic, positive branding things
10-12yrs ago, I jokingly said abandoning "stick it in" led to our lack of a bruising rushing attack. This stuff isn't a laughing matter at this point.
The elevator broke ... great
So we go to ODU and our coaches get stuck in an elevator. SMH
Wow...some of our coaches who should be in the box are stuck in the goddamn elevator and they are holding the game. Stuck in the elevator.
Why we shouldn't play at a high school stadium.
This is comical
Why is there an elevator for a stadium this size?
"Brent Pry had two years of top-ten defenses for multiple years" ????
Kwality ESPN crew tonight
Let's play @ ODU every year
eyeroll.gif
Even though this is at ODU it's so #GOACC
If not for the lack of spurtle infomercials, I'd swear this is on ACCN
Maybe we can use a spurtle to pry the elevator doors open
Maybe they can use the elevator delay to turn down the contrast on the cameras.
It's only on 1 but of course it's the camera they're using the MOST
Camera quality on Hudson= top notch.
Camera quality on Hutson = subpar.
We are losing to a team who's mascot wears crocs
And a blue called Hudson.
Def low-key blaming the elevator on Fuente
That's ODU engineering for you.
See we need to not play odu but have camps with them so our players can play with Hudson too
If we don't win this game I am BEGGING Whit to cancel this BS series and schedule some real fucking opponents at home. We should probably do it either way.
Fake a hurricane if we have to IDFC
Cancel it regardless of result
It's a bad sign when YMCA is getting piped in
4 11% 16oz beers, and I don't have enough alcohol for this.
I can drink for two
I CAN too, but prefer not to. My toddler is keeping me soberish. Mom is in the room too, so I'm not alone....
Must be an ESPN elevator
Stuck in the elevator? really? What other example do we need that we should never play this fucking team ever again? this is fucking bullshit Bush League crap. what are we doing here?
We played ourselves into this spot
Whose idea was it to put a giant in an elevator? Bowen should get his own elevator or walk
This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. This sure is helping our recruiting. Maybe we can text some recruits from the elevator while we wait.
Fuckin Mickey Mouse operation!
Whose idea was it to put a giant in an elevator? Bowen should get his own elevator or walk up the stairs
You could say that again.
Lol. Well played, sir
I'm beginning to think Fuente went into the elevator servicing business based on how well the ODU elevator works.
He added grit to the cables instead of lube
I almost forgot about this game... My evening was going great, but now I am in a bad mood. I knew this team would be BAD.. But yet I'm ruining my evening.
It's like a disease. I want to stop watching, but I just can't look away.
Honestly, this delay benefits us more than them
can't wait to see this get meme'd into oblivion over the next week, fanfuckingtastic
There is no better analogy for this team trying to ascend from mediocrity in the ACC again out of the Fuente era than the Box coaches being stuck in a damn elevator at ODU's stadium. 🤦🦃
Could Jason Brown put Grant Wells in the elevator? Just for a series or two?
These. Fucking. Cameras.
Just fucking pan down. God damnit
HEY CAMERA MAN - ANGLE DOWN!!!!!!
Duke has scored 24 against Temple. We have scored 7 against ODU. Offensively it's gonna be a long season.
KING!!!
Lots of game left as long as the team doesn't quit like on the team like half the game thread wants too
King's in business
Screw it. King has shown enough. Keep the ball on the ground.
King is doing one hell of a job picking up blitzes in the backfield!
King has become a willing blocker and I love it
please fire the cameraman
The camera man double as the elevator tech for job security
Boy, thank goodness we are loaded at tight end
Those 0s are now 4s....we are wearing them down.
Burnop with a great quip about the coaches being stuck in the elevators delaying the start of the 2nd half: "You can't make this stuff up - just like a lot of what we saw in the first half." LOL
The
self
inflicted
wounds
Penalties, penalties, penalties
8 of them. Ridiculous!
Nine.
Don't forget three turnovers
And we have plenty of time to collect more! :-(
Comical. Absolutely fucking comical.
This offense is piss poor
8 penalties.... what the hell were we doing all Fall practice?
If you take into account the last regime, they spent the first two weeks explaining what a football was
Self inflicted wounds over and over
PHEW!
Field goal kicker position is locked down.
So our offense has been heavily reliant on King and the TE's.
Then we went away from both things lol
Score, Defense, Score!
That's probably how we win this game. They either need to pitch a shutout the rest of the way and hope we can put together a FG drive, or, they just do it themselves Corey Moore style
We will ddddefintely need a non-offensive score to win this game.
3rd and long QB draw...I cursed...but I worked to get us in FG range.
At least I'm in Maui for this mess. Makes it a tad more digestible, sitting at the pool with a Mai tai in hand.
Nobody going to comment on the QB draw on 3rd and long?
Edit: 30 seconds too late.
Some where Corn was cheering, but he's the only one
☝️
Welcome to my world
We need to finish drives. This team is looking like Fu's. Drive down to just outside FG range and Peter out.
No fuentes teams didnt comment tons of penalties and turn overs.
Just a reminder that we have an SEC backup qb who beat Florida and Auburn last year with an inferior team. Just sayin.
haven't seen a touchback on a kickoff yet. I guess CJP didn't recruit that one either. *sigh*
No matter how many times I hear it, I can't believe he pronounces his name "Ricky Ronny"
It's a race to the bottom. Ugliest offensive game I've seen since... well, you know.
Defense has played pretty well and the offense has moved the ball and gotten guys open all night. But penalties, sloppiness and turnovers have been the difference. We seem to be settling into a groove now but we are going to need a few more deep shots on O to open things up.
Too much misdirection not enough just fucking run a play
We are throwing 8-yard outs on 3&12
Hell of an 8 yard out though.
The defense has played very well. We have got to figure out something on offense.
We've stopped really attacking deep I think after Wells' picks. We're going to have to take some more shots, but we can't risk throwing the game away either.
If Wells is this great deep ball thrower..:why aren't we throwing any? I think the ingest attempt has been 15-20 yards.
Because we have no WR's that can create separation
I think the coaches are also feeling pretty iffy on letting Wells sling it after the early picks.
Kaleb Smith is a long strider. King on wheel route. Blumerick matched up on LB. And Beck is supposed to be the fastest guy in the world.
The sad thing is I don't think we trust the protection. We've had enough solid King runs to set up the play action, but we don't seem to think we have time?
Yeah our oline has looked odd, I'm not sure they know where they should be blocking. They have looked off when pulling, like it's unnatural to them.
Smith is injured. Out for game potentially
I'm not sure we have the WR talent to get downfield.
The. We shouldn't be starting Wells. WR/deep balls are his game. Without them Brown is a better scramble and ad lib guy
Is this an old school game where we are waiting on the defense to get a pick six lol?
This is VT football!
This is the way.
Feels like vintage VT Football. Defense will have to save the day. Minus the special team snafu of course
This is like that bowl game against Rutgers. Painful to watch.
Don't remind me
The offense is very not good.
Other than breaking a big play, I have no idea how we plan to score points this year.
Dax!
We need to go against our tendencies or miss direction. No that they're over committing to the okay on view, pull it back and go down the other side of the field.
Or...reverse! Reverse! Reverse!
I'm honestly not sure if Wells is accurate on deep balls or if he just throws it long and his receivers run under it. He certainly is wildly inconsistent on other throws
It's the jimmies and the joes!
KELLER
Bristol, TN represent!
Dax got too excited!
Lol this is 2008 VT football
There we go!
Ah DAX deserved the scoop and score!
so FG incoming?
Hang on - we still have 2 more plays in the drive to commit a penalty on
There you go defense! Take some momentum.
ANOTHER FUCKING PENALTY UNREAL
And penalty.... Jesus H.....
Dax not getting in the end zone is bad. I don't trust the offe- and there's a penalty
man King is the MVP of the offense today
and the offense gives up yards....
King is playing like we all hoped he would be when he signed with us!
We better get a TD, not a FG
Glad the Dax play wasn't in vain.
Guys what in the LITERAL FUCK was that play call on 2nd down?? LOLZ
Ahhhhh, there it is.
That's a Danny Coale touchdown right there.
TD KING!
King for MVP!
SUCK DAX'S BLOODY NOSE.
Boy, Wells took a LONG time to make that throw to King....
Time he had, time he used.
God damn thank you. D delivers a gift and the offense cashes in.
The King and Dax show tonight... maybe something good is going to come tonight
Things that have been good in this game:
The VT defense
Keshawn King
This feels like 2008 again lol
#teamkeshawn
Said the same thing lol
2008...2006...2017...
I keep thinking that damn XP is going to be blocked because it looks too low with the fantastic camera work.
I was thinking the same thing! My heart skipped a beat haha
#KingMe
D is playing great but 2 BRUTAL drops on easy picks
Save the picks for BC
and THATS why he's playing corner and not wide reciever
Multiple dropped picks
ODU's QB is not very good
This defense has a real calming effect tonight.
Damn you gotta pick that
Marve earning his paycheck tonight
Pry calling the defense .
Defense has been major bright spot tonight. A lot more aggression and flying to the football. Several dropped picks which could have put this game away already.
Saved by the D!!! Looking hungry
Flags on the play. Of course.
Aaaaannnd penalty...
A flag. What a surprise?
Look at that camera work on the flag. Beautiful
That's the only time the camera work has been any good tonight
We might as well just call for a fair catch. It would give us better start position
this is the longest game ever
The ghost of Corny called that series.....
Just absolutely rudderless offensively. The mind boggles.
We need to be more aggressive on O. When you're the P5 favorite, create more opportunities to tire them out and show your talent difference. Don't slow down and try to shorten the game. That's what ODU wants to do...and keep it within one score...play for the single play.
...and we do the exact opposite. Run slow developing plays (that are poorly blocked). Run the play clock down. 3 and out.
Was that a triple block, though!!??
that was caught?
HOAT SIGHTING ON THE PLAYCALLING BOARD!!!!!!!
Pretty sure that wasn't catchable.
That ball was not catchable
That's what I was yelling at the TV. No way in heck he comes down in bounds with that ball!
Peoples has to know better than to straight up tackle that guy.
THEY WERE OUT OF BOUNDS!! AND UNCATCHABLE
How the hell was that considered catchable???
They missed the call. It was tipped at the line.
was that catchable?
Only by the fans in first row seats.
That's a bullshit penalty on Peoples
How many and how much did the rules change this offseason???
I got a fever. And the only prescription is...more penalties
Keyshawn King is my cowbell.
You should be good now.
Is there no uncatchable ball rule in CFB???
Came here to ask the same thing. Wtf!!
Haven't seen pass interference called off on any level in years.
Well it may be a rule still, it clearly seems to have disappeared.
SINCE. WHEN. CAN. YOU. CALL. PASS. INTERFERENCE. ON. A. BALL. THROWN. 5. YARDS. OUT. OF. BOUNDS????????
75% of the Way There Summary:
* A little more good stuff
* Mostly no additional super-bad stuff
I agree that wasn't catchable, but that's the second time we have straight tackled a guy on a play that was "uncatchable." Don't give them a reason to throw that flag.
SunBelt refs earning their NIL money.
DPI

We have 106 yds in penalties through 3 quarters.
Not an excuse per se, but the O looks very vanilla. Not a surprise for a game like this with BC and WVU coming up. No Blumrick. No throws to RBs. Minimal deep shots.
Did King not line up in the backfield on the TD?
I know one play does not a trend make but that was nice.
Are these officials being paid per flag tonight?
Gotta add some bad calls into the mix too of course
That 3-and-out is looking worse by the minute. On top of that ODU is playing fast and wearing us down.
It was a shift are you fucking kidding me
And another GD penalty.
thats an actual penalty?
These refs are atrocious
We're so bad even the Sun Belt can pay the refs lol
Very questionable ref-ing
Very. Very Very. Very much. A lot.
This defense makes me happy.
How does Dax get called for delay of game?
Because apparently the ref heard him yell a signal from 15 yards away while Dac had his back to him
Connor has been great in coverage on Kuntz tonight.
In a dog fight with the mighty Monarchs
But I feel like if we play a clean game it's already over
Block this
Edit: or don't
I fucking hate bitching about refs. I fucking despise it. It's the weakest shit ever. But they are VERY clearly calling this for ODU, it's despicable
We've given up 138 total yards!!! And we are only leading by 4 points. D this good deserves 24-30 points. O get your house in order.
So Dax figures out the snap count, tell his guys, and gets called for the penalty that's called when a defensive player yells out fake snap counts and calls? This is home cooking. Dirty pool!
I'm gonna need French or someone else much more learned than I to explain to me what the hell Dax did wrong there. To me it looked like he read the count and shifted his linemen. I'm not exactly sure what constituted a penalty there for delay of game on the defense...? We used to roll and stunt and all sorts of crazy shit like that at the snap in high school (of course this was 20 years ago).
He probably yelled the "shift" signal and they took it as faking the snap count since the Guard moved almost simultaneously. Total bullshit call unless you're calling you're first game
Why run everything up the middle? Let King and Black get the ball in space.
Silas got absolutely smoked there - Wells taking a ton of hits tonight
a QB draw on 3rd and 10, nothing's changed
Did I miss where our center should be a penalty machine?
Calling the offense for a high school game. Again.
Quietly strong game from Dax
He's locked in right now
Missed a gap early that led to a 8yd gain. Got juked bad on a 3rd and short where it was just him and the RB. All first qrtr or so. Since then locked the f*%# in and I love it
We DID fire Cornelsen, right????
Don't get caught up in the rumor mill, bruv.
4? qb draws on 3rd and 5+....
We run up the backs of our own guys better than any team I've seen. Pathetic.
Well at least we kept the 3rd and Long QB draw in the playbook.
Offense needs to go back to the drawing board after tonight. I like some of the things we are trying to do, but too many penalties and can't get any consistency going.
As if they haven't done enough tonight, the D really needs to step up on this drive. a pick-6 would be great.
Maybe they're saving the jet sweeps for clutch time
We're going to lose this game.