We all have them. Some more printable than others. Share yours here. I'll start.
A guy wearing a West Virginia shirt walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. He asks the bartender for a beer, and the bartender gives him one. Eyeing the parrot, the bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty neat. Where'd you get that?" The parrot responds, "Morgantown. They're all over the place!"