West Virginia Joke Thread

We all have them. Some more printable than others. Share yours here. I'll start.

A guy wearing a West Virginia shirt walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. He asks the bartender for a beer, and the bartender gives him one. Eyeing the parrot, the bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty neat. Where'd you get that?" The parrot responds, "Morgantown. They're all over the place!"

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

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Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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'89 Hokie alum, former staff, former faculty. Living in Jawja - a rescue Dawg married to a Fauxkie. Navigating the curious spaces between the ACC and the SEC since 2009.

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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'89 Hokie alum, former staff, former faculty. Living in Jawja - a rescue Dawg married to a Fauxkie. Navigating the curious spaces between the ACC and the SEC since 2009.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said