Welp...Michael Holmes

http://www.wsls.com/story/24646685/former-vt-running-back-michael-holmes...

Maybe it's for the best that Holmes was dismissed from the team. I'll be the first to say that I was surprised he was let go, but with this now, it sounds like he has some stuff to work out. I hope he gets it together.

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I was wondering how someone "conspires" to commit rape. Unless they have a written checklist of their plans sitting under a role of duct tape, it seems like it would be tough to prove.

The Dude Abides

Surprisedness level = 0. I hope the kid can get his stuff together and life back on track.

Surprisedness

third word I've learned on TKP in as many days...can add that to the list with...

Recency
Conflating

Onward and upward

It's always nice to see people embiggening their vocabulary

I think the word you are looking for is either diversabiggening or colorifying.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

These are all perfectly cromulent words.

Andy is always very sagacious in his observations.

Best. Writer. Ever.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Please excuse.
This post was a duplification.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

This threads exponentially out of combobulation already.

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

THIS. THREAD. IS. AWESOME!

Onward and upward

Dude's a thug and a mediocre player; I'm glad he's gone. It'll be interesting to see how things go now that he doesn't get the football player treatment.

And I personally know someone who was beat up by Holmes because Holmes was trying to steal drugs from him, so I'm not terribly inclined to show compassion for him.

And I personally know someone who was beat up by Holmes because Holmes was trying to steal drugs from him, so I'm not terribly inclined to show compassion for him.

Well no offense but I also don't show much compassion for your friend either. Can't run with the wolves and then be surprised if you get bit.

Agreed with context.

Did your friend have or is known to have drugs? then as Hokie_x3_Hi states in the world of drugs you're either a pimp or a ho. Guess we know which one your friend is.

If he is not known to have drugs and just randomly got beat up by Holmes looking for drugs on any old person then that's an interesting story.

I also know someone abused by Holmes. And this was not related to drugs.

Go Tech

Well don't leave us hanging. Did he get the drugs or not?

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

Guys, leave this stuff out of the board. This is for discussing the Hokies. He isn't a Hokie anymore. If you have knowledge of someone committing a criminal act, contact the police. Don't post it on a message board. Without any evidence, I regard this as slanderous.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Wasn't he supposed to be transferring to JMU? Why is he still on our side of I-81?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Well, technically, JMU is on both sides of I-81.

EDIT: Though I just realized you probably meant "end", not "side". Sorry about that.

Yeah, I meant "end." It's all good though.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Norm Crosby would love this thread....especially how it enlargifies the Englishment of the language.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.