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gobble gobble chumps

(sorry GGC)

I'll allow it dot gif

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Drop your coat and touch your toes, I'll show you where the wild turkey goes

(upvote for any Super Troopers gif)

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

"hey, what do you think I have under here?"
"Haha, that's ri-wait, what? Bananas. No. Why would I even have ba- y'know what, doesn't matter. It's not bananas. It's HOKIES!! ...Just take the pic already"

"I'm 'bout to get after ya!"

Head Hokie spreads his wings

"Hey uva, come break this paver..."

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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Everyone can stop posting. hokie07ME wins the thread with this one.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Wanna know why they call me coach hog?

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Stylin and profilin

Thanks KingJames.... this song is now fighting with the song I posted...

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Aaaaaand add that song to the battle, lol!

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Nah. It's just ZZTop fighting with Right Said Fred fighting with whatever other random song is going through my brain at the moment.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I do art stuff.

Every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Fuck me, I always thought it was a cautionary tale: "Never go crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man!"

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Let's Go

HOKIES

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

That is a badass jacket.

Pry is a pimp

I have an orange belt. Do you have an orange belt? Didn't think so.

Flagship jacket for the flagship school in VA

Let's get down to business and Let's Go.

#Let's Go - Hokies

HOKIES!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

...to defeat the huns?

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Did they send me daughters?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

When I asked, for sons

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Or was it sisters? Oh, wait, that's nuns

Onward and upward

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

They need to sell that jacket around Blacksburg.

"man, I'd look even more superfly if I hadn't shaved"

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I came here thinking it was going to be comment on the image of the ODU cheerleader.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Pretty fly for a white guy

My name is Buck and I like to (party)

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Or Tech Triumph/Enter Sandman

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

If he's letting his cape billow in the wind, it needs to be the last stanza of the Batman: The Animated Series theme.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.