Ryan walters thinks Purdue is the premier college in Indiana.
Ryan Walters lost to Fresno state.
Ryan Walters thinks it's ok that Purdue basketball was a #1 over all seed that lost to a #16 seed because trends say they are going to win the national championship next year.
Ryan Walters coaches at Purdue where losing in football doesn't mean anything because it's not related to basketball
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Ryan Walters thought he was getting a lifetime supply of chicken when taking the head coaching job at Purdue
Even Ryan Walters had to Google "who the fuck is Ryan Walters" when he saw this thread.
Ryan Walters thinks Missouri adds a lot to the SEC as a brand, especially in football.
Since hiring Ryan Walters, the Purdue BoV wants to rename the university to Purdon't
Ryan Walters puts ketchup on a hot dog.
Ah, but Ryan Walters is a man of culture. He knows L'Hotdog should only be topped with the finest caviar & freshest truffle, encased almost entirely in 24K gold flake, smothered in wasteful amounts of saffron and the occasional Rolls Royce motorcar.
Nothing less will do for the haut-couture sophisticate.
Ketchup? Only a philistine soils the dignity of the hotdog with the stain of prosaic catsup.
Ryan Walters =
nasal terry
Ryan Walters's name does not conjure up the image of a successful or memorable person.
Ryan Walters team always falters.
Ryan Walters justifies his use of the HOV lane by always traveling with his pet rock.
Ryan Walters fires up his team by telling them "We're gonna boil em all night" and honestly thinks it's inspirational as hell
Ryan Walters sounds like the name of a car insurance salesman who does MLM on the side and talks about how amazing his growth as a person has been because of it.
Ryan Walters doesn't get why locomotives are associated with his team. He thinks the mascot should be poison ivy leaves.
Ryan Walters is gonna end up on a Progressive commercial learning how not to be his parents.
Ryan Walters submits an IT ticket when the copier needs paper.
Ryan Walters liked that "dentist left the cotton balls in" look so much he had plastic surgery to make it permanent.
Ryan Walters thinks every play should be reviewed for targeting. Whether contact occurs or not.
To be fair: Purdue probably is the premier public university in Indiana. They're like GIT students but they actually care about sports.
I went to the VT v Purdue game almost a decade ago and I am not sure they do care about sports. Pre, during, and post game were all quite lacking. I was not sure that Purdue was a B1G school.
was at that game. Somewhat agree but then after thegame , we went to the "Pack the Mack" women's volleyball game ($5 tickets) and they had 5k + fans there doing cheers "'set","bump","spike") led by cheerleaders. So SOME folks care about sports there- or were drunk enough to be after the football game.
Also the fans do have the healthy hatred of their rival Indiana- they all yell
I.U. sucks at every kickoff no matter who their opponent is in a game.
This guy's license plate reads: "H20-212"
Ryan Walters doesn't care how many shrek claps Illinois caused in last seasons beatdown of Northwestern.
P.S. this maybe to dark for hatin' on
Ryan Walters wishes his middle name was "mother fuckin" like Ryan MF Williams!
Ryan Walters thinks Corny was a great OC and doesn't understand why VT didn't hang onto him.
Ryan Walters parks in the striped areas next to Handicap spaces.
Ryan Walters once borrowed a pair of Mack Brown's Depends
"borrowed? wow that is bad!
Ryan Walters once borrowed a pair of Mack Brown's used Depends
Ryan Walters thinks Patrick Reed and Talor Gooch should be on the Ryder Cup team. Oh, and Bryson too.
Ryan Walters has two first names
Ryan Walters doesn't know what a boilermaker is and also thinks the steam engine was a dumb invention as horses were doing just fine for transport.
Ryan Walters eats his cereal by putting a bite into his mouth and then taking a drink of milk straight from the carton.
Edit: autocorrect
i wondered what "wars" his cereal mean lol.
Autocorrect got after me this time
Ryan Walters emails your business email on the first day of a holiday weekend, then calls and texts your personal phone the next day to say that it's unacceptable he didn't get an answer
This sounds like personal experience.
Unfortunately... actually the funny thing is, the PITA is a Purdue alum. And I actually didn't think about that until later in the day today...
Ryan Walters sends you an email at 4:52 pm on Friday before the long holiday weekend asking you to do something that falls under his job scope (not yours) and then sends a follow-up the first day back at 9:07 am requesting the status since it's been "over 72 hours since asking" even though it was only 15 work minutes
wait, you're not my brother.......
Oof, been there! Screw that guy!
Ryan Walters puts baked beans on pecan pie and insists on calling it Beancan Pie and serving it with mint chocolate chip ice cream
Ryan Walters reports kids running lemonade stands to the cops because they're "unlicensed businesses".
When Ryan Walters find himself in the Cash Cab, he declines to play because he doesn't want the driver to be 'too distracted'.
Ryan Walters does not show up on the first page of a Google search for Ryan Walters.......
Ryan Walters never took off in Google, but he's pretty big in DuckDuckGo.
The most common input Ryan Walters has in team meetings is "I was just thinking that" or "I was just going to say that"
Found a current picture of Walters.
Ryan Walters coaches Purdue. Best i got
Ryan Walters is a grocery stick.
Ryan Walters think Cade Klumnik is living up to the hype.
Ryan Walters wants Dan Snyder back.
Ryan Walters is a friggin tomato can!
We started something.
what a terrible pour
Ha, my first thought was if a bartender slid me a beer with that much head on it I'm sliding it back.
"Ryan Walters" anagrams to "Lawyer rants", and he liked it so much, he had that put on the back of a jersey.
Ryan Walters doesn't realize his team is named after a drink.
Ryan Walters has never had a boilermaker.
Ryan Walter's prefers to drink cement mixers.
Ryan Walters is a big fan of the effect that Purdue has had on the nation. He's still waiting to meet the Sacklers in person to thank them.
Ryan Walters is proud of the fact his name is actually RYAN WAITERS in all-caps.
Ryan Walters says that your records are wrong, only to prove you right by his own records, and still says you're the asshole.
Ryan Walters thinks that general admission student seating at Lane works great and that there is no reason to be concerned about crowd control in those sections.
Ryan Walters also feels that VT should continue to increase the size of incoming student classes because who really cares about the supporting infrastructure these days anyhow.
Ryan Walters never shuts up about pickleball.
Ryan Walters thinks pickleball is a real sport.
self deleting.
Ryan Walters thinks that beating VT would be a massive upset and deserves front page coverage.