The entire banana eating world will never be the same. pic.twitter.com/MehqXf8XA1— Virginia Baseball (@UVABaseball) May 18, 2024
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The entire banana eating world will never be the same. pic.twitter.com/MehqXf8XA1— Virginia Baseball (@UVABaseball) May 18, 2024
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Tbh actually a good method to avoid any phallic jokes imo
He plays sports for UVa
He's already a living, breathing phallic joke
At least he isn't blasting himself in the face with a Gatorade bottle.
Pretty sure that wasn't a gatorade bottle...
I still think the UNC QB that put mayo in coffee is a bigger affront to god, but this is close
You could've just posted a picture of the one person that attended their spring festivus with the same headline! 🤣
I hate to defend uva.... but its pretty standard to do ridiculous things behind a guy getting interviewed
unc version
Yeah, it's pretty funny tbh
Why is he eating that banana like it's a pickle!
True story:
I work directly on my team with a gen z Chad named jacob who swam competitively for the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs (no cap fr fr let's go my guy)
We were eating lunch one day and i had a banana and he locks eyes with me and says "i can't wait to see how you do this and if you're gonna make it awkward or not".
So i broke the banana in half and then peeled half and reciprocated the eye contact while i put the half-banana in my mouth sideways. And then peeled and ate the other half
He said it "exhibited strong alpha energy" and that he was "here for it" and that this method of banana eating "snaps".
Did he say 'snaps' or 'slaps' ?
Regardless, I am so here for this story. No cap, it's bussin.
Fr fr, bet.
Very clearly snaps. He also often says "you snapped"
Hmm My genz sibling in laws haven't used this term.
Snapped and flopped have opposite energies
gen z Chad named Jacob sounds chill AF tbh
He sure is -- strong sibling vibes in the group, it's phenomenal
Sometimes you just gotta stand on business
I would have ate it normally
Looks like pretty normal baseball stuff to me.
almost like mayo pete having trouble with a cinnabon
He's at uva, I am more surprised he bit it at all.
Just saw one of the South Carolina players doing this in an interview in their game against LSU. It was pretty funny.
Good a place as any to post, but they got absolutely shellac'd yesterday in lax by Murland. Lowest goal total for the loluva coach ever. Worst part was the knob slobbering from the announcers about the players and their families and the program and how they would send their kids there...