Memorable Quotes

I want to add a random quote each time the site loads in the footer, but I am having a hard time remembering all of the classics. These are what I have so far.

"David doesn't drink," running backs coach Billy Hite said today. "David doesn't even fart. That's how good of a kid he is."

"Does it get better than Thursday Night in Blacksburg?" - Rece Davis

"No Tweedy! It’s Whip!" - Cornell Brown

Any suggestions?

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a few off the top of my head...

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"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

Great Resource

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It's a Miracle in Blacksburg...TYROD DID IT MIKEY!!! TYROD DID IT!!!

From the best DE in college football history

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Not a Hokie quote, but somebody please send it to our defense...

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Remembering this

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Google to the rescue

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I support Logan Thomas and make no apologies for it.

Ah....

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Just remembered another one from high school...

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

out of whack...

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There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

"38-0 bro" -Logan Thomas

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It was a catch

We're gonna go inside, we're

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VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (210) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

The quote in my sig

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Revis by Tone

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H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

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I love Virginia Tech, regardless of the outcome of every game.

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Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

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Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Here ya go

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"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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I love Virginia Tech, regardless of the outcome of every game.

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

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"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

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"Barney's movie had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin."

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"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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Class of '85

@TomWillardVT

Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy

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“These people are losing their minds. This is beautiful.”

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Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

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"Mike London is the only cop in Tallahassee trying to catch Jameis Winston."

All Maroon everything

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You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

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“I remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” ~CFB

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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I would root for the Russians before I would root for Virginia.

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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I would root for the Russians before I would root for Virginia.

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."