It's Hate Week

It's time to put little brother in his place once again.

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The boohoos better get Lane Stadium North ready for our bi-annual ass kicking of the zima drinking losers.

I married into a family with some UVA grads and even they all hate UVA.

"We're ass but we're not lose to UVA ass" - Tobi Lawal or something

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'Member when VT Football was in the midst of their worst season ever (so far) and they still managed to beat a talented UVA team?

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

No. 1 in the nation
No. 1 in the ACC
No. 1 in the state of Virginia

No. 1 in Charlottesville

It's very nice of UVA to invite us up to Lane north to show JMFF around his second stadium

I do art stuff.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

People who go to UVa like working at private equity firms and think they are great for America.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

By private equity, you actually mean Burger King right???

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

If we end up with Franklin and spoiling the boohoos ACC CG and slim playoff chances, this will be the best possible outcome for a non-bowl season


Are these yours? Was the top plate ever on a white Honda Pilot? I swear you (or maybe your son) was my Uber driver home one night like 6 years ago. We had a great conversation.

They're mine. I've never owned a Honda and these haven't been on a car since 2010 due to DMV revoking them for complaints so unfortunately that wasn't me.

Let me guess, they revoked them, probably charged you a fee for revocation and then expected you to pony up again for new custom plates.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Try Virginia "Blows"

Succinct and to the point.

VT 2016
Go Hokies

Yes.....

Doesn't matter what happens next Saturday, UVA has still never beat Grant Noel.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Yeeeees.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Pop should be on your list of 21st century QBs who are undefeated against UVa.

LOLUVA can suck my balls. That is all.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Yours and mine at the same time even..

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Ooooh, kinky.

Hate week

....and this...what a GLORIOUS WORLD we are in.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Do you think Pry gave Franklin a list?

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Brent "Spy" Pry

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Looks more like Pry is the one who knocks... jesus where was that attitude the last 3 years???

Let's goooooooooooooooo

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

The Ballein news might deserve it's own thread

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

FWIW that guy just posts stuff to post, I don't think he knows anything.

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

dammit. He also still shows up in VT people search.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Chris Coleman on TSL has noted this on their Subscriber Board. I think this has legs.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Yknow, pretty much every year for the last 5 or 6 years I've had serious doubts that we'd win this game.

That is the case again this year. But five straight years we've found a way to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, or watch them do the opposite.

We run the ball right down their throats, and we'll have a chance. And I'll never pick the Hokies to lose to LOLUVA, no matter what.

After all, as was pointed out up thread, they lost to Grant Noel.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

That Miami front is for real. And we ran it right at them. We will gut UVA for 300. And they won't be able to do anything about it!

SCHokie

I just about to make this point. The Miami DL for run defense if legit and we gashed it.....when we decided to run.

We can gash UVA in run game all day and make them cry,

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Miami fans crying on twitter that our gashing them was because we got away with every hold under the sun. Thats the only possibility on how we ran for so much. Can't believe how much carrying they are doing about officiating in a 17 point win.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

They were whining about it in the r/CFB game thread too. Never thought I'd see a whinier fanbase than Ohio State

I do art stuff.

They're the fanbase with the least ability to bitch and moan about officiating when the league is constantly trying to push them forward. Duke kick return, VT catch overturn last year, etc

Except they claim its the exact opposite. The ACC is dragging them down every year, that's why they haven't won the conference and are struggling to make the Playoffs. Its almost as comical as the PSU fans trying to negative Nelly all things Franklin and are deep in VT threads about it.

Last year they also beat Cal and Louisville by replay assistance

Cal was an key overturn of a 22 yard catch that converted a 3rd and 20 and then the overturn on Targeting the Cal QB where Miami defender checked all the boxes. Launched, crown of helmet, struck head to head. It was deep in Miami territory and would have given call a first down in the red zone. Miami won 39-38 after trailing by 25.

Louisville scored on a scoop and score after a clear sack fumble. Replay said Ward did a forward pass, overturning it. It would have tied the game at 45. Miami then scored after getting the ball back to make it 52-38 and won 52-45.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

I almost wish I could be as delusional as them

I forgot about the Cal debacle. Jesus. But the ACC is against them

Okay but was the VT/Cal roughing the passer guy also in on those calls? 🤔

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Yes the head ref yesterday was the same as the Cal game

A crew that bad shouldn't be allowed to continue calling games in college

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Guess that's why the officials blew our third down pass play that would've been a first down dead while the ball was in the air

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

There should be an allowance in the rules to actually eat the whistle when those things happen and treat it as a free play.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Not only that but didnt flag Miami for facemask on Ayden Greene as he got the first down. We should have gotten a first down from that regardless of the inadvertent whistle which would have given us a first down at the Miami 38.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Looks to me that without the facemask, that's a TD.

Fucking Refs.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

b.street

God Bless!

ESPN though once again doing the ACC dirty. Miami takes the brunt here.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Wrong thread, but that's ridiculous coverage.

At no point today was Miami in any danger of losing to us. Even after we recovered the onside kick, we were down 2 scores with and would've needed to recover a second onside kick.

Hey now - according to ESPN analytics after the TD and onsides recovery it went from 99.9% pWin for Miami down to 98%. Scare territory indeed.

If we beat UVa next week...where would it rank in terms of most satisfying wins against them?

Hard to say without knowing the details.

The least satisfying that comes to mind is "Perkins Fumbles in OT" while "38-0 Bro" remains the ceiling in my mind.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Perkins fumble in OT was one of the most satisfying because I assumed that was the year we finally lost to UVA and then some how we won.

A win's a win and they don't ask how, they ask how many; but I like games better when the Hokies beat the opponent, rather than when the opponents beat themselves.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

It should have been over in the 4th, fams were leaving, we forced OT and stripped that ball. We beat them.

Best for me was the '83 squeaker in Lane North my freshman year. 48-0 win; avg ypc on 1st down was over 9;and we tore down the goalpost and carried out of the stadium! Most dominant win over the Hoos in my lifetime

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

For me it was '95. I was on the 50 with some lawyerly 'hoos when we intercepted the ball as the 'hoos were driving for the likely win, ran it back for a TD and sealed the Sugar Bowl. Still the most fun live game I've ever experienced, though winning that Sugar Bowl against Texas that year was a close second.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Would be a shame to prevent them from making the ACC CG again

Let's go!

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Hokies!

I don't feel great about this one. UVa went out and bought themselves an NIL team the same year that VT is struggling with the basics in terms of execution, and has limited talent. VT is out-talented.

That said, we probably owe UVa football some small amount of gratitude, as their spending woke our BOV the F up, and they realized that we can't even compete with the Hoos if we don't open up our wallets and invest in our football tradition. One year of buying players has put them at the top of the ACC. VT needs to go better than toe to toe with them.

VT is not without strengths even this year, so with clever strategizing I'm telling you there's a chance. It's smaller than usual, though.

Oh, yeah, I freaking hate UVa.

We have a punchers chance. We can run the ball and control the clock. That can shorten the game. Our biggest issue is going to be on defense. We have to get a couple of turnovers otherwise it won't matter

We run the legit triple option as our offense all game. Download the paul chinballs Johnson offense from ncaa 15 and let drones eat. He would be a killer triple option quarterback. Run it 40 times a game and those 5 deep ball will be Touchdowns.

I know it's gimmicky, but we should have been doing this all season long. Imagine having Drones, Hawkins, and Stewart on the field at the same time. Then once Overton became healthy, rotate those 3 backs with Drones non-stop. OML, that would be brutal to defend. Would make the occasional pass (play action at all times) so much easier.

So would our passing game be efficient or effective?

1/1 for 53 yards and a TD

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Yes.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

They will very likely beat us, probably by a large margin. Our passing game and defense suck, and there aren't any reinforcements coming to help.

But starting next year they are permanently going to be an afterthought again. With us getting Franklin, any momentum they are building is going to be completely wiped out this winter by our new staff. The fact that UVa is a legitimate contender for the conference shows just how bad the ACC is right now and how ripe it is for someone like Franklin to quickly put a stranglehold on it

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Nah they're a bunch of zima sipping frauds. Their roster is mid and they've lucked their way into their record. They are not good, we can beat them.

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A mid roster is still light-years better than ours

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Counterpoint: it's UVA

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Little brother syndrome

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Sure, but they hired some mercenary players. They got some decent pay-for-play talent.

We are a 7 point dog. When adjusting for home field means maybe UVA is a 3/4 point favorite... Vegas does not concur with your analysis. I see the line creeping down bringing this to a near pick 'em when adjusting for home field "advantage" by game time.

They don't get 3 points in homefield advantage over us in Lane Stadium North.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Like ACC 2004 all over again

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

So I was day dreaming this morning before I got up, and had a most glorious Mid-Fall morning's dream that we somehow were able to cobble a super coaching one off bomb just for this Saturday. Montgomery, Franklin, Pry and Bud all get together and scheme up a way to keep the 'hoos off balance enough for us to once again, kick their butts and in their own stadium to boot.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

IYKYK

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Sorry, but huh? I didn't get it.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

"I had a dream we were beating Bingville 14-3, and when I woke up I was kinda sad. But I cheered up when I realized it was only a dream, 'cause I know we'll beat Bingville by way more than that."

Lance Harbor - Quarterback West Canaan Coyotes

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

"Wangers on the glass at the Ladies Auxiliary..."

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Tweeter, do you think you'll enjoy prison?

Ever watch any old gladiator movies...?

I do art stuff.

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Getting up for this game for any season shouldn't be a problem. This year, however, we have a chance to wreck some conference championship and CFP aspirations. Its going to take a lot of dominoes to keep them out, but we only control what we can control. Beat UVA and they drop far enough down the polls (or out entirely) and it wont matter if they sneak into the ACCCG - no win there could recover from losing to Tech.

Who are the former players talking to the team this week?

I think we need to have a standing appointment with James Gayle.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

^ this

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Deangelo and Dak were at the Miami game Saturday...

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

How good UVA and VT are, respectively, had never completely dictated who wins. It's mostly a question of "how will UVA blow their best chance to beat VT this time?"

Even my UVA alum friends agree.

While UVA has no excuse to lose, this is still a 50/50. Id love to see us give Coach Franklin a recruiting boost in the Commonwealth by kicking the crap out of them

I do not hide my hate. I do not fear their team or program. They are better than us this year, but WE WILL WIN!

My 2018 prediction still stands! That was a glorious moment watching all the boo hoos leaving after the final whistle!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

He's a complete blowhard, but god do I love listening to the Cowherd rant about UVA every couple of years

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

What hate looks like, all in one picture.

Where is the brie?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Why would a Hokie know what that looks like? ;^)

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Present!

Why, cutbacks, of course.
They're saving the brie for the longed for ACC championship game we're about to knock them out of.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

"The University of Virginia" anagrams to "A Feverish Virginity In Out", which I'm taking to mean that we pound them repeatedly.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Or we find them less than advertised and give 'em a quick toss after perfunctorily satisfying ourselves?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

In other words, UVA can only sell a decent number of tickets when Hokies buy them to see VT beat Hoos about the head and neck.

The best thing about beating them there is that we don't have to call them an Uber afterwards.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

To those wondering, no this is not expected to change this week

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

lol calling us VPI like it's an insult

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Shit. I love anything with VPI on it.

Onward and upward

Saw a guy in the Charlottesville Giant the other day wearing an old school burnt orange hat w/a maroon VPI on it. Told him I loved the hat, & he said a lot of people ask him what VPI was ...geesh!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Well, it is cville, half of them don't know what it is and the other half think it's some sort of insult.

I always make it a point to call uva real estate their "campus.". That pisses them off more than anything. I'm quickly reminded that it is strictly "the grounds" and the term 'campus' refers to inferior schools. 🤮

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

If someone says they went to UVA, you should start asking UVA-Wise or UVA-Charlottesville

The "smarter ones' went to Wise, right? Hell they probably get better athletic event crowds....

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Hell, some years Wise probably fielded the better team.

UVA Wise (I still catch myself saying Clinch Valley College) is in my hometown. It started out as a poor house. A home for indigent people.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

It's fun to watch the locals veins start to bulge when you do this, isn't it?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

It's always fun to get under the skin of a hoo. We already live in their heads rent free, so any additional torment we can create is just icing on the cake.
Unfortunately, in my geographic area and career area, i work with a slew of hoos. Even sadder, a lot of the engineers and such that didn't get their undergrad from uva are now getting their MBA's or masters from there. Almost every one them though say it's because their MBA program is the easiest and cheapest they could find. lol

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Oh BuT dArDeN iS sO pReStIgIoUs

Well, if it's anything like ODU's Darden College then i can attest it is the cheapest and easiest...

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Heard on podcast that secondary tickets were in the $200s...who's holding the rest of the tickets?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

If student guests tickets are sold out, it suggests that Hoos want to attend the game but refuse to let it affect their charcuterie budget. It's not much of a principle, but a reasonable one considering past Hoo performances.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I was there

Oh no....UVA will be without ACC Defensive POY candidate LB Kam Robinson...

Can already hear the Wahoo excuses starting to build...

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Lucky for them, we can't throw.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

we sure can run it though. And I hope we do. I hope every single person that might have the slightest bit of sway with Monty is in his ear telling him to run the damn ball. We could run over UVA for 300+ yards if we wanted to. I say we just gash them on the ground, make them one dimensional and put them under pressure. They. Will. Crack.

Onward and upward

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

He has been way more important to UVA's run defense this season. 64 tackles in 8 games. Did intercept two balls that he returned for scores.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Ya I really don't know anything about him, I was just trying to play down his effectiveness so losing doesn't sting so much.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Reposting some classics:

Emo Elliot

Pop "Hoos your Daddy" Watson

The blank for y'all to use in social media posts

Interrupting Franklin love to bump this thread and remind everyone uva sucks

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I do art stuff.

That cartoon reminds me of Wyatt Teller nowadays.

Some other classics:


They did this one to themselves:

That last picture reminds me of this:

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

At least the BooHoos don't have to worry this week about getting their team bus stuck on a mountain switchback, ha ha

uva doesn't have to fertilize their campus because the smug bullsh*t that emanates from their student body gets the job done.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

I assumed the called the student body the corpus or something else pretentious

I do art stuff.