#askJameis

FSU is allowing people to tweet questions to Jameis Winston using the hashtag #askJameis. It's going about as well as you'd expect. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up. Hilarious.

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You strong? #AskJameis

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
@HaydenDubya

You misspelled scrong

@CaptKirkVT10

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

This may be the worst PR move since OJ wrote If I Did It.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

My personal favorite

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

I'm just going to leave this here.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

I'm not gonna lie...

I'm extremely disappointed this comment hasn't eclipsed 100 legs by now.

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"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

#AskJameis what's faster: your 40 time, or the time it took for you to get from the crab leg section to your car?

that's just too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allen Ox

hahahaha, some really great ones there...

whoever convinced Jimbo that this was a good idea just got fired

My personal favorite is the Ray Rice one. I mean, it's awful and I know I shouldn't laugh at that.... but I just can't help myself.

I admit I laughed at that one myself

Don't worry the Redskin's PR team just hired him.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

That's too funny. I mean how could anyone honestly think this was a good idea? With all that he has had going on and you invite the known twitter universe to ask questions and think you'll get serious football questions asked. Really??
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If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Insert "You are so dumb" GIF here.

Let me help you out.

This is just the freakin greatest!

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

There are definitely some gems here, but the best ones were when people asked him really serious/intellectual questions

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@HaydenDubya

Yeah, about the Cold War, that was great.

Maybe we should try to organize a Marcus Vick TKP AMA.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I went to publix for the first time on friday night just to check out those crab legs

Not sure who the award for dumbest goes to: Florida State for thinking #AskJameis was a good idea or Fox Sports for messing up the picture of the real Lane Stadium?

I vote FSU for lack of foresight. What's the Fox Sports retraction? "Hey, we messed up this picture because the VT fan base is so rabid they fill other stadiums, and UVA's fan base is so anemic that they can't fill their own stadium."

FSU? There's no retraction that can fix this disaster.

Seriously, he's not a Luck or RGIII or Tebow - guys who are generally regarded as high-character guys (to the best of my knowledge) who happen to be excellent college football players. If there's controversy surrounding one of your highest-profile players, the absolute last thing you want to do is open up the floodgates to let the masses shine the world's biggest spotlight on said controversy.

gold

#Let's Go - Hokies

of all the coaches you've had in your career, why did you steal those crab legs?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Still my favorite one I have seen so far:
"Why did you steal crab legs when most girls on FSU's campus would give you crabs for free? #askjameis"

All kidding aside I feel sorry for the kid a little, he has made some very bad decisions in life and FSU does not seem to be doing much to help him out which is surprising since he is currently their bread and butter. Hopefully he wises up and gets some good people around him in the future that can teach him right from wrong and teach him how to be a better human being. And if any of the more serious allegations against him prove to be true hopefully he spends at least some time in jail to really get some life lessons.

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

the only thing I feel sorry for him for is that he doesn't have better mentors guiding him. Whoever thought of this and approved this, which obviously must have included Jimbo, is just stupid. They need to be getting this kid into a counselor or some kind of mentoring program where he can learn to make better life decisions. Right now it just seems like everyone is enabling him and doing stupid shit like this where he gets publicly shamed usually just enhances a kid's immature nature to do stupid shit.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Jameis Winston is JaMarcus Russell 2.0. Same "mentor" and everything.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Winner winner crab leg dinner!

in Fuller we trust

"Who gave you better protection last year -- your offensive line or the Tallahassee Police Department?"

Allen Ox

I legged almost all of these. ..."Leg"....Bhahahahahaha
This made my day. Jimbo Fisher is showing he isn't that social media savy. I mean...Really?
Just doing this shows questionable judgement.

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