Create the Caption: Shai Post-Touchdown

By: Joe Lanza
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on August 31, 2014, 1:57 PM | 33 comments

Thanks to Mark for capturing this shot.

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SevenLayersofPlayers's picture SevenLayersofPlayers
669TH MEMBER OF TKPC
| 11 years 10 months #

"Not Shai-ing away from the competition"

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 11 years 10 months #

"Exit light..."

HokieAGR's picture HokieAGR | 11 years 10 months #

"That's right, I'm bad...uh-huh!"

Jayeffgee's picture Jayeffgee
| 11 years 10 months #

Oh my gosh! I just scored and now Sam Rogers is going to accidently snap my head off with his bare hands!

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 11 years 10 months #

"Exit light..."

AirplaneBottleOfBourbon's picture AirplaneBottleOfBourbon | 11 years 10 months #

No caption, just lasers.

photo mckenzie-score.jpg

krak_t's picture krak_t | 11 years 10 months # ^

Wow. All that, AND independently tracking laser-eyeballs that can destroy two bogeys simultaneously.

The D.O.D. is going to be all over this Sam Rogers thing.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 11 years 10 months # ^

We're good, but we won't win. Good thing he's on our side, for now.

(Edit for clarification: I assumed you meant the D.O.D. would be coming after Sam Rogers.)

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 11 years 10 months #

"You're right, Sam. They can't deny my pussy touchdowns!"

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

mas scott's picture mas scott
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| 11 years 10 months #

After Shai's TD run, Sam Rogers throws him over the goal posts for the extra point

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 11 years 10 months #

Shai: "We're coming for you next week Brutus. Do you see us?"

Sam Rogers: "DO YOU EFFING SEE US?"

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Winter Is Coming's picture Winter Is Coming | 11 years 10 months #

Wagon's full and Momma I'm coming home.

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 11 years 10 months #

He's behind me, isn't he?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Winter Is Coming's picture Winter Is Coming | 11 years 10 months #

Wagon's full and Momma I'm coming home.

T-Mobile_Service is Good's picture T-Mobile_Service is Good | 11 years 10 months #

Shai: What the hell is a buckeye anyway?
Sam Rogers: Some kinda potato thing? All I know is, I'm ready to eat some Buckeyes for lunch.

HortHokie15's picture HortHokie15
| 11 years 10 months # ^

Sam Rogers is in fact the only human capable of eating buckeyes. (Buckeye nuts are poisonous)

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 11 years 10 months # ^

The ones they sell at Cracker Barrel are pretty good.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 11 years 10 months #

This is called the chuck Norris stare Shai, practice it well and no opponents will stand in your way.

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

HokiesFTW123's picture HokiesFTW123 | 11 years 10 months # ^

*Sam Rogers stare, even more frightening then Chuck Norris'

In Sam Rogers we trust.

TheFifthFuller's picture TheFifthFuller
| 11 years 10 months #

Hokies LT_3's picture Hokies LT_3 | 11 years 10 months #

.

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

krak_t's picture krak_t | 11 years 10 months #

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 11 years 10 months # ^

I have no idea why, but this one made me laugh harder than all of the others. I like the idea of a cultured, sophisticated running back with a barely tame, mostly animal fullback at his disposal.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 11 years 10 months # ^

i kinda imagined the unintelligible noises coming from the crowd. either way its fun.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 11 years 10 months # ^

Best one yet

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

rogue_nine9's picture rogue_nine9 | 11 years 10 months # ^

For some reason I got a Pinky and the Brain feel.

vtmickeyD's picture vtmickeyD | 11 years 10 months #

If I can take Sam Rogers jumping on my back, bring on the Buckeyes.

804VTHokie's picture 804VTHokie | 11 years 10 months #


DIRTYBIRDS12's picture DIRTYBIRDS12
| 11 years 10 months #

All I see from that is Shai saying, "You Ain't seen nothing yet..."

Exit Light, Enter Night....Go Hokies

T-Mobile_Service is Good's picture T-Mobile_Service is Good | 11 years 10 months # ^

Buh-buh-buh-buh-baby you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Hokiemacho's picture Hokiemacho | 11 years 10 months # ^

That's a leg for the Bachman-Turner Overdrive lyrics, well done.

pbowman69's picture pbowman69 | 11 years 10 months #

This isn't the same pic but I saw this one in the HokieSports Weekly and couldn't resist

UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

@pbowman6

HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
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| 11 years 10 months #

Damn right I had some of what Sam had.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.