Guys, I don't know how to tell you this

But a store in NoVA is selling CAVADONKEYS.

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BASTARDS PUT THE TREADMILL HORSE PILLOW PETS IN UVA SHIRTS!! BOOOOO

@historyhokie.bsky.social

haha my first though

SEE? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR HORSE DOESN'T HAVE A TREADMILL!!!

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

Calm down guys...

it ain't nothin' but an a**.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Who's your daddy?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Yup, GF_Warthog has one. I still love her though. I have farted on it more times than UVA had fans at their spring game.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

We put our horses on treadmills, UVA

Your argument is invalid.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.