Buzz Williams is going back to Texas [April Fool's]

I can't say I'm surprised, but I'm really disappointed. I'd hoped he would be here for the long haul to turn the program around, but honestly I don't know if I'd want to be here either if I were him. Here's the ESPN article, it looks to be all but official.

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/12595469/Buzz-Williams-to-University-of-Texas

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Comments

You are a horrible person.

Why yes, I am.
So, legs for all!

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

That was too close to home.

Don't play with my emotions like this!

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

@VTimHokie85

Funny story, my parents were trying to watch that particular episode of the simpsons when my mom was in labor with me in the hospital. Apparently one of the nurses made them turn it off because she thought it was inappropriate.

Update: this episode aired on April 1st 1993 just so y'all know.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

I would have overruled that nurse with "You NEVER turn off the Simpsons, just like you don't ever quit in the middle of a hoe down!"

@VTimHokie85

Come on man...you are going to give someone a heart attack. :)

@AMB4VT

And that somebody was almost me! I thought I'd weathered the April Fool's stuff too easily this year...ya got me.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Same here buddy...the ESPN link got me.

@AMB4VT

The trick to any good prank is getting the details right.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Well done Sir!! Also, I hate this day and this month (my name is April). :)

@AMB4VT

wait, your name isn't AMBER?! or is this another April fools....

clever, now we will never know which one to believe...

Haha No....AMB are my initals...no Aprils fools joke.

@AMB4VT

well, pleasure to finally meet you April

Nah, MV, in this particular case, it was the topic headline on a site known for being quick on the uptake when Hokie stuff happens. Yeah, maybe the link was the icing, but it was the cake I choked on.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Vision blurring. Shortness of breath. Tingling down left arm.

Well played!

Funny story, this morning I was pretending to be asleep on the couch when my wife and son (4) came downstairs. When I got close I jumped at him. My wife screamed...she I thought had a heart attack. Guess I'll be hitting the gym tonight.

We put the K in Kwality

I was thinking of doing this on the way to work today but I have been too busy. Legs for you

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Someone is bound to just read the title, not open the link, or read the comments and post his/her frustration.

@VTimHokie85

Nobody would be dumb enough to fall for that...
I was already bitching to my roommate about how I couldn't handle the drama of a new coach. The link looked legit

West Virginian by birth, Hokie by choice

>.< you are a horrible no good very bad person. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Seriously, though, good one

Saw this right after I read this tweet and man was I confused!

Update: And here is a link to a prank my buddy pulled on another buddy that somehow made its way to BroBible.

GIVE IT TO ME ROSCOE!

Well effin' played.

It's days like this when I wish I made the disclaimer text at the bottom of forum topics bigger and bolder.

Well played, Sir.

The url is a nice touch. Bravo

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

I tossed a perfectly good lunch when I read this.....thanks a lot....I hate you....

Long live Rasche Hall

I just down voted you, you SOB. (April's fool)

Dang! Don't DO That! As you can see that hurt me....bad. I don't know if this will un-stick...

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Can you imagine if this story came out for real tomorrow? Whit would be like, "yeah, right Buzz! I saw it on TKP yesterday. Go back to work".

We put the K in Kwality

Buzz's name was mentioned on SVP & Russillo last week for the Texas job. Don't remember who the guest was that brought him up (some NCAA basketball insider), but he said Buzz would run to Austin if offered the job. I hope he sticks around awhile.

TOOL! But you did get me.........

Made it through work unscathed. Hmmm...let me check into TKP...
Blah, blah....April Fool's...blah blah...
Buzz Williams? What's this? OUR Buzz Williams?
click

Oh, my.
I am still the perfect April Fools rube even after all these years

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

It's just hard to remember all day. lol

I almost made it all day without falling for anything.

Almost.

Payback will be sweet.


"Exit light..."

this made me lol

Onward and upward

Even Yeezus in the flesh approves of this prank. "Imma let you finish...your lunch. SIKE!"

"It might be dark outside, but it's LeDay in here." - Jay Bilas

Came out of a 4 hour work meeting, saw this, fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Tip of the cap.

The Dude Abides

Hooo boy, you got me good! Still waiting for my stomach to return from the bottomless pit it fell into.

Such sad news :( (you got me good, I hate you haha)

"Win or lose we'll greet you with a glad returning!"

Texted a few friends this link. If I'm going down they're going down with me

Too far, man. Too far. My insides lurched at the title. I can only imagine what they would have done if [April Fools] hadn't been at the bottom.

In other words: Masterfully done.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Leg for pointing out LOLUVa couldn't beat Grant Noel.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Thanks for the title change (Joe?) I was planning on doing that when I woke up.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

I went all day dealing with kids trying to "fool" me with my shoes are untied, something on my face, and other overly used elementary tricks in an attempt to get me. I was impenetrable to each feeble attempt and watched them walk away defeated. After three years of Aprils Fools in an elementary school, there is no Mr. Nice Guy.

I went all day without anyone even getting close to "fooling" me until 11:47PM of this wretched day from hell. In my weak moment of tiredness, I let my guard down and fell for your ploy of attack. The day with such promised ended in defeat from no other but one of my own Hokie Brothers.

To you sir, there are no words that can express my adulterous admiration for a well construed plan with glorious success.

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore