Said this already. Can't count it twice. Just like a Mike London timeout.
the downtown mall is a blast,
GUYS THEY HAVE A MALL!
the vineyards are excellent
The joke writes itself.
and the presidential tradition is everywhere.
Just because everyone claims some tangential association with Thomas Jefferson doesn't make it a great college town. VT was founded by the Morrill Land Grant Act, and I'm pretty damn sure ol' rail-splitter Abe could take TJ in a fight.
It's hard not to get caught up in the rich vibe when visiting Virginia's campus.
Seriously, they spend all their time talking about how rich they are. Must make for a great college town.
Be sure to check out Edgar Allen Poe's Room. Charlottesville got six first-place votes, by far the most of any ACC locale.
Poe was born in Boston, dropped out of UVA after one year (good move!), and died in Baltimore, so the association here is limited.
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To be fair, the vineyards in the Charlottesville AREA are excellent... but the really good ones don't have a Charlottesville address, which tells you everything you need to know.
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The Hokies' first-team offense, which was on the Medal of Honor side, had three offensive touchdowns and Tech had four offensive scores on the day, twice the number it had in the previous two spring games combined.
At least (I think) we're moving in the right direction...
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Coleman looks like the My Buddy doll from the eighties. "My Buddy, My Buddy, Wherever he goes, I go, My Buddy." Meanwhile, Peoples is asking Teller if he can play too.
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Wes Durham, FOX Sports/ACC Network
Mark Packer, SiriusXM College Sports Nation
Tony Barnhart, AJC/SEC Network
Julius Hodge, ACC Digital Net
Bud Elliott, TomahawkNation.com
Jon Meterparel, IMG Sports-Boston College
Mark Ennis, ESPN 680-Louisville
David Hood, Tigernet.com
Amanda Busick, College Sports Reporter
Jerry DiPaola, Pitt Trib Review
Lachlan McLean, Sports Talk 840-Louisville
Nate Mink, Syracuse.com
Braden Gall, Athlon Sports/SiriusXM
Let be honest, outside of one or two of those people, its a who's who of self important douchenozzles in the ACC media circuits....
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THE BURG ONLY REACHING 7TH PLACE?! LOLUVA DOESN'T EVEN PLAY FOOTBALL SERIOUSLY; AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION! I DECLARE SHENANIGANS!
I mean, really?
Um, have you seen our campus?
Sure, if you like Zima and bowties.
Again, have you seen our campus/SWVA?
Said this already. Can't count it twice. Just like a Mike London timeout.
GUYS THEY HAVE A MALL!
The joke writes itself.
Just because everyone claims some tangential association with Thomas Jefferson doesn't make it a great college town. VT was founded by the Morrill Land Grant Act, and I'm pretty damn sure ol' rail-splitter Abe could take TJ in a fight.
Seriously, they spend all their time talking about how rich they are. Must make for a great college town.
Poe was born in Boston, dropped out of UVA after one year (good move!), and died in Baltimore, so the association here is limited.
It was pretty much a requirement to get Coach London to come. He never wants to be far from a solid fall-back job.
ETA: Had time to come back and add in a little pizzazz.
Somebody give him a segway quick! He won't be around next year to make this joke.
To be fair, the vineyards in the Charlottesville AREA are excellent... but the really good ones don't have a Charlottesville address, which tells you everything you need to know.
At least (I think) we're moving in the right direction...
My caption contribution:

S. Peoples: "Umm, Wyatt, throw me next, please!"
Coleman looks like the My Buddy doll from the eighties. "My Buddy, My Buddy, Wherever he goes, I go, My Buddy." Meanwhile, Peoples is asking Teller if he can play too.
If Teller can treat all our RBs like My Buddy "wherever I go, he goes," we're gonna have a stable of Doak Walker candidates.
Oopsy! I said that bass ackwards. Your doing it right if Teller goes into My Buddy mode.
Now we just need one of you computer nerd/whizzes to photoshop some giant pancakes in for jc...
"Does a 72-inch vertical leap break the spring record?"
Blacksburg is a love/hate town. I still don't understand how there is a hate crowd, but.... O well
If you look at the guys that did the voting....
Stacked against us.
Certainly Shenanigans.
You keep using that word "party"

Considering we're the number two college town in America, I call bullshit.
Let be honest, outside of one or two of those people, its a who's who of self important douchenozzles in the ACC media circuits....