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VIRGINIA TECH DRUNK
A sick hybrid of hunting drunk, coal country drunk, and football drunk. Most lethal when combined with cold weather drunk. Play a country song over it and towns downwind receive evacuation orders. (God help us if they ever get a Nashville-ified version of "Enter Sandman.")
Sounds pretty accurate to me.
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Umm, eww
Country music is the worst
Some of us enjoy a good country song.
They seem to disagree.
"nothing better then this" I'm not even surprised.
RIP Parks and Rec :(
A good Country song, yes. Not what's topping the charts lately, though. As far as I can tell, it's pop rock with a southern accent.
Formulated pap.
FWIW, I'm a sucker for Waylon, Willie, and the boys.
Me too, and those Williams boys they still mean a lot to me, Hank and Tennessee.
Never heard of her. You mean Dirty Mike and the boys?
Ladies and gentlemen, Sturgill Simpson. Making new and actual country music.
The only thing in life that makes it worth living, is guitars in tune and firm feeling woman
Country music and football are a terrible, contrasting combination that should be eliminated from existence
Case in Point: That sh*tty College Gameday song by Country Steven Tyler with Weird Hat and Short Guy with Cowboy Hat featuring Country Rapper (to cover the "ethnic" demographic). Those turds should have been flushed years ago. I miss Bubba Sparxxx's intro song.
I loved those Bubba Sparxxx intros. They were almost always relevant week to week.
I beg to differ, and I present exhibit A:
Reminded me of this 30 Rock episode where Jenna "goes country"
FTFY
Hey, now. While I will agree that most new country is terrible (mention some combination of: drinking beer, a truck, a girl, America, fishing, etc. and you have a song), I am all about some 90s country and classic country. Back when songwriting in Nashville hadn't completely devolved into BroCountry.
Yeah it's modern rock/pop/"country" which is terrible. There's one called like "the boys" came out like 2 years ago where they basically put a hip-hop beat then sang in a country accent and said "noone here knows how to dougie", that song might be worse than the K-A-R-S KarsforKids song. That crap aside, I'm getting really into bluegrass and I dig classic country, but those shouldn't be played at a tailgate within 3 hours of a football game.
Wait, are you talking about The Boys 'Round Here by Blake Shelton?? I wouldn't say they put a hip hop beat into that song. I also find it pretty entertaining, then again I like current country music, so I probably just threw all my credibility out the window haha
Indeed.
Yes.
I seem to remember saying the same thing in the '90s...
Damn he's right
Spencer Hall is probably my favorite CFB blogger. Hatin' Ass Steve Spurrier is always entertaining.
This made me laugh today:
After witnessing it first hand on a fateful night back in 2007, I would have LSUDrunk a bit higher on this list.
Those people were dangerous.
No. It's not accurate at all.
agreed. not the VT is was drunk at for 4 years.
sure you're sober now?
I...I don't think that he is.
drunk fernley is drunk
this always reminds me of this picture (NSFW?)