EDSBS: THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL DRUNK SPECTRUM

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VIRGINIA TECH DRUNK

A sick hybrid of hunting drunk, coal country drunk, and football drunk. Most lethal when combined with cold weather drunk. Play a country song over it and towns downwind receive evacuation orders. (God help us if they ever get a Nashville-ified version of "Enter Sandman.")

Sounds pretty accurate to me.

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There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

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There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

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"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
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"11-0, bro"
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There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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If you play it, they will win.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

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“I served in the United States Navy"

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Go Hokies, Go Cocks, Go . . . whoever is playing WVU

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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