While we may have lost money night, it was definitely not because we didn't "Hate On" their coach enough. That was an amazing display, Hokie Nation.
Anyway...the show must go on.
This week's guest, Bruce Fowler. Fowler is the Head Coach of the Furman Paladins,
There isn't much out there on him. He's been the HC at Furman since 2010 tallying a 20-28 record (still better than Mike London).
Since many of us have no idea who he is or what he looks like, below is his picture from his official Furman profile
Guess I'll go first:
Bruce Fowler only has 2 sentences on his wikipedia page - Link
Enjoy the game...GO HOKIES!
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Bruce Fowler goes to Kroger and leaves grocery carts in empty parking spaces for kicks.
Bruce Fowler says "KrogerS"
this actually made me shiver...
"The KrogerS"
Bruce Fowler is a frequent member of the Gucci Kroger!
Bruce Fowler goes by "Chris" to try to get free things
Bruce Fowler thought Sam Rogers just played ok last week
Bruce Fowler smells like beef and cheddar
Bruce Fowler sits on a throne of lies.
He smells of Elderberries. Good dude however.
And his son sought the Holy Grail.
(PS, too many good movie setups here.)
Bruce Fowler coaches Furman.......................Furman.
...and it's still seen as a higher profile position than LOLUVA.
At least their fans are supportive.
That guy on the left is higher than a giraffe's anus.
The look on his face just reminds me of this meme.......
that girl behind him is topless FTW!!!!!!!!!!
gosh with all the men on here and it takes a lady to see that..
No some of us definitely noticed but we didn't want to to be "that guy"
I had no idea until Jugs pointed it out and didnt believe it at first.
Me: No way!
*scrolls up*
*sees topless Paladin, now wants to go to a Utes game*
can going to a Utes game be a thing now like dork Magic??
What you doing today?
ehh going to a Utes game.
bahahah
Im trying really hard to make it a thing. That was a classic by BeerControl. Had me rolling
[ someone posts NSFW image ]
Me: "Where are we, a Utes game?"
Utes game and chill?
I hate to by "that guy" but it's more likely a tube top or strapless dressAw, hell with it. Topless college chick at a game!!
How in the world did you get such a closeup of HD's butt?
strapped a go-pro to Bucky Hodges and asked him to run a lap around the world
He looks like the guy beside him just ripped one and he's catching the full whiff...
Also, 'twas a female that posted it. Anyways, wth does F-U-P stand for?
Furman University Palladins. Their big thing is yelling "F U!" in call and response style at home games, like our "Let's Go" . . . "Hokies!" Only theirs used to be led by the university president, if you can imagine that. Furman's a small school, but their fans do enjoy having a good time, as tube top girl and giraffe guy so aptly demonstrate :)
They used to be the Christian Knights
Bruce Fowler refuses to find the "Fowler? I hardly know her!" joke funny
Bruce Fowler cried when his Lvl 20 Paladin died
Bruce Fowler coaches Furman. Furman is another word for furry. Bruce Fowler is a furry. SCIENCE!
Bruce Fowler thinks it is great that we play East Carolina roughly 75 consecutive seasons.
Bruce Fowler takes a mammoth dump and clogs the toilet in the women's restroom. Zero courtesy flushes either.
Can we save the bathroom humor for a local 2nd grade playground, where it rightfully belongs?
You do realize that you're talking to someone with "McGruber" in their username, right?
Bruce Fowler thinks FU stands for Furman University.
welcome to Furman
Really Obnoxious Furman Lover
Running On Furman Love
Cool Furman Bros
Alright, enough from me
Ultimate Furman Man
Bruce Fowler takes your mother to a nice seafood dinner and never calls her again!
A seafood dinner? Thats pretty nice of him
Long John Silvers
WHAT A JERK!! I HATE THAT GUY!
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
Bruce Fowler uses Lay on Hands on himself while the tank and healer die.
Bruce Fowler doesn't putt out when the ball is under 1 foot to the hole
His mom sure does, though.
Heyoooooo
three feet!
Brian Billick always uses Bruce Fowlers name when he starts a beer tab at Dave and Busters
...but he pronounces it "Kevin"
Boom!
I thought the policy was that we were supposed to say nice things about the FCS coaches. Can I get clarification?
Addendum - Isn't this week "Loving on Bruce Fowler"?
Bruce Fowler thinks Bud is a beer, and he's looking forward to having one in Lane Stadium.
Bruce fowler will be very tired, unable to communicate effectively, and confused after his first "Bud."
Who is Bruce Fowler?
Bruce Fowler drinks directly out of the gallon of milk and then complains when his mom yells at him
Bruce Fowler steals your lunch out of the work fridge
Hey now. If there isn't a name on it, it's open season.
No! If you didn't put it in there yourself you don't eat it. Period. The end.
*Does not apply to condiments.
Bruce Fowler complains that he doesn't have enough time to prepare for VT.
Bruce Fowler thinks the only Bear is 105.3.
Bruce Fowler complains that he has to play Western Carolina and Central Carolina every year. It really makes his blood boil.
Bruce Fowler looks like the high school biology teacher with feral and unrelenting halitosis, whose wife just left him for the tennis coach (Nick Faldo looks like that tennis coach)
Lebatard does this...and I love it...maybe we should steal it and tell everyone we invented it.
I stole it from his NCAA March Madness he did a few years ago. Just thought it was too good not to use.
Bruce Fowler loves Spirit Airlines.
Bruce Fowler stands on the left side of "moving sidewalks" in airports.
Ughhh he is the absolute worst!!!!
Bruce Fowler had Burger King cater his daughters wedding.
so very creepy
Bruce Fowler, oddly enough, lives close to Lane Stadium and puts cones out in front of his house on game days to protect his hydrangeas.
Bruce Fowler is on a gluten free diet.
Fowler looks like the guy who wears socks with sandals...at the beach
Bruce Fowler agrees with both Snyder and Gruden on the "Bob the 3rd situation".
Bruce Fowler likes it when he is wearing socks and steps in a bit of water on his kitchen floor.
and that just made me cringe a little...
Bruce Fowler signs using his initials to get people to believe he may be Bud Foster
Bruce Fowler eats at Weenie Hut Junior's
and when he gets a case of the sniffles he goes to weenie hut general
Bruce Fowler went on that cruise with Sugar Ray and Smashmouth because those guys ROCK
Bruce Fowler poses as a loluva grad on Reddit, and tries to troll us.
Bruce Fowler thinks Furman's mascot was once the Christian Knights.
Bruce Fowler uses the name Bruce Fowler as an alias when checking into hotels
I've got #sauces that say Bruce Fowler will coach live in Lane this weekend.
pssh yeah right. those are probably the same sources that claim to have seen a Furman bus in Blacksburg.
Bruce Fowler thinks Furman will bring 20,000 fans to Lane Stadium.
anyone know the final count of OSU fans in Lane on Monday. Do we have an aerial shot?
They seemed to have a decent showing, but I would say far from 20K.
Bruce Fowler claims that he isn't losing his hair, his forehead is just growing.
Bruce Fowler farts as he walks past his players during warmups...
Bruce Fowler hears Hokie fans yell "BRUUUUUUUCE!!!" and he smiles and waves to them.
Bruce Fowler thinks if you wear a batman mask and your team shirt you are the ultimate SUPERFAN!
Bruce Fowler has altered the deal. Pray he doesn't alter it further.
Bruce Fowler also hopes Jar Jar is in the new Star Wars movies.
Bastard (not you).
Blasphemer! (not you)
Bruce Fowler thinks that Lays are superior to Grandma Utz.
I'm not certain I've ever had a non-Crab Chip Utz. But damn do I miss those.
This is unconscionable
Bruce Fowler thinks UVA had a good turnout to their spring game