Hokies look to go 2-1 in their first road game of the season. Let's hope the uniforms look good and the coach feels ridiculed.
Purdue is coached by Darrell Hazell...sorry not much background this week (stupid work)
...commence the Hatin'.
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Darrell wears colored contacts so that he can say his eyes are "hazell"
Darrell Hazell thinks the DH is the best player in baseball and wont consider any other postion. Why? Because DH spells Darrell Hazell
Darrell Hazell thinks he's being clever when he refers to his memory of the 70s as being "a bit hazell"
Darrell Hazell thinks he needs MORE double letters in his name
Darrell Hazell chose Purdue, from his high school gym with all of his friends and family in attendance:
Darrell Hazell coaches Purdue.
Darrell Hazell took the Purdue coaching job on purpose
Darrell Hazell stole the Z from crazy, so we have to say cray
Are you saying he was originally known as Darrell Haell?
As in "aw, Ha-ell No!"
Who?
Darrell Hazell refers to Purdue as THE Indiana State University.
Darrell Hazell thinks a boilermaker is a tea kettle.
Darrell Hazell leans his seat back on the airplane, sleeps with his mouth open, claps when the plane lands, and doesn't let the row in front exit before him.
There's a special place in hell for people like that.
So he's from Europe then?
Darrell Hazell totally snubs his brothers Larrry and his other brother Darrell.
Darrell Hazell routinely out kicks his punt coverage.
Darrell Hazell saves Meow-Mix commercials to look at when he's sad.
Darrell Hazell's middle name is a secret.
Darrell Hazell once went to a PETA rally 'for the sandwiches.'
When his teams gets a 1st down, Darrell Hazell says 'FUST DOW-EN, Ayyy-UPPP' inside his head.
Darrell Hazell likes throw pillows.
I don't know how he spells his middle name. But it's got 4 "L"s, 2 "R"s and is pronounced "Kevin".
Darrell Hazell claps at the end of movies
Darrell Hazell thinks Tyrod's pass to Harvin was "pretty average"
Darrell Hazell still doesn't know how the quarter "came out"
Darrell Hazell has to live in Indiana.
Darrell Hazell still thinks John Cougar Melloncamp is relevant to music.
OOOO..hurts so good..
Darrell Hazell said, "I'd love to take the job at Purdue. Their chicken is great."
Two days later, Hazell said, "Football? Wait, what?"
He still thinks their main rival is Tyson.
Darrell Hazell lets the air out of children's bicycle tires.
Darrell Hazell thinks Comcast's customer service is too courteous and responsive.
OOOHhhh this one really struck a nerve
Darrell Hazell loves paper airplanes.... and hates the Hokie Pokey
Does he have a sister?
Is her name Hazel?
Darrell Hazell thinks TimeCop uses his timeouts effectively.
Darrell Hazell doesnt think sad uva fan is funny
Darrell Hazell thinks bourbon is overrated
Darrell Hazell's twitter handle is @Darre2HazeJr
Darrell Hazell thinks John Snow is actually dead. (GOT fans out there?)
You know nothing, Darrell Hazell.
Darrell Hazell posts GoT spoilers without warnings!
Darrell Hazell thinks Star Wars Episode I was the best in the series
Darrell Hazell twerks during the Cha-Cha slide
Darrell Hazell doesn't look at the menu until he gets to the cashier
Darrell Hazell once tried to make a boiler.
Hahahaha. Nice one.
Darrell Hazell does not see what you did there.
Darrell Hazell dubbed Purdue's Ross-Ade Stadium "The Furnace."
http://www.purdueexponent.org/sports/mens/football/article_1b37bb32-c521...
It's so intimidating. I know Ohio State, Wisconsin and Penn State quiver when they find out the have to go into "The Furnace". Terrifying.
Per that article, UVA has more fans...
Who am I kidding, I can't even type that with a straight face!
Darrell Hazell doesn't know the Hokey Pokey!
Darrell Hazell thinks that drum is just too big.
Darrell Hazell slaps you on the butt instead of shaking your hand.
Darrell Hazell thinks Ross-Ade Stadium is sponsored by an off brand sports drink.
Darrell Hazell brags about his fantasy football team to anyone and everyone that will listen.
Darrell Hazell thinks that Bud's bear defense is short for "bear hug"
Darrell Hazell regularly writes letters to the editor of the West Lafayette newspaper to complain about his next door neighbor not mowing his lawn frequently enough.
Darrell Hazell wants less cowbell.
Darrell Hazell thinks Foster is Virginian for bear.
Hazzell asks to 'borrow' your Netflix account, and then tells 10 other people your info
Darrell Hazell used to have two Z's in his last name but dropped the second Z to make it more asymmetric.
Darrell Hazell spends his off season reviewing film clips of his mentor Paul Johnson's press conferences to get a better idea on how to improve his own demeanor.
Darrell Hazell is that guy uses the urinal next to you when no one else is in the bathroom.
...and puts his hand on your shoulder.
"Can I get your honest opinion on something?"
Then rips a huge fart. "Do you smell something funny?"
...and says "That was YOU!"
Darrell Hazell asks if you "have enough club" when you wander into the woods beside the fairway on the 13th to pee.
Hazell thinks it's funny to ask the opposing coaches to check out Bofa.
When they ask "Bofa what" he grabs his crotch and yells "Bofa Hazellnuts" and high fives himself.
Wait, that would be bad? I would love to see a coach do that.
Darrell Hazell walks up and snaps to get the bartender's attention after you've already been waiting.
this behavior can result in a right cross in Tallahassee.
Coach Hazell says "been there, done that" at every opportunity.
Darrell Hazell pays a stylist $130 every week to cut his hair.
This comment is funnier than many may realize...
Darrell Hazell still doesn't get it.
Darrell Hazell snapchat story is 300 seconds long.
Darrell Hazell thinks @VTfootballsnapchat should snapchat a lot more because its hard to do film review in 120 seconds
Darrell Hazell plays in 10 fantasy football leagues drafts the exact same team in everyone
Darrell Hazell thinks RGIII is a quality backup for the redskins
Darrell Hazell thinks our win in the shoe last year was a fluke!
Darrell Hazell uses cardell jones as a publisher to write and send all his tweets
Hazell asks himself questions out loud during normal conversation just so he can answer
"Do I like coaching at Purdue? Sure. Do I wish we were a better team? Absolutely"
Why yes, I do have young children. Why do you ask?
Coach Hazell smells of cabbage and has very small hands.
Carnies...circus folk.
Darrell Hazell thinks we should move Lawson to TE.
Darrell Hazell guns down prepubescent wild turkeys just for fun and just leaves the carcasses on spot.
Darrell Hazell refers to himself in the third person as "Dee Hizzy"
Darrell Hazell yells O-H-I-O during the national anthem
Darrell Hazell calls us "Vah Tech"
Darrell Hazell prefers neither vinegar- nor tomato-based BBQ sauces, as he just doesn't think BBQ is all that good.
Alright now it's just personal.
Darrell Hazell hired Kevin Sherman after we went 7-6. He thought that was a pretty good season.
Darrell Hazell thinks Perdue chicken nuggets are better than the fried chicken at Homeplace
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
Darrell Hazell thinks Chik-fil-a should be closed on Saturdays too
Darrell Hazell thinks that Trump has good hair
Darrell Hazell fronts a Jimi Hendrix cover band called "Purple Hazell" and plays a Yamaha guitar, right-handed.
Official GuitarMan seal of approval.
Today is also the 45th anniversary of Jimi's death. Your trivia for the day.
To which the Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister) would say:
"This has been another...
Sorry, I just couldn't help myself there. j/k