Those weren't even funny joke names. I mean Legstomper? It's like the writer spent 2 minutes coming up with the name ideas. Marcus did so many stupid things and he chose to mock his leg stomp?
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Hahaha I did have to laugh at the "Cousins in the Mood" fragrance name, but for UVA to claim to be so much smarter than us they really have a hard time distinguishing Tech from WVU
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We have won 9 national championships (given all individuals).
We won the College Bass National Championship (it's as much of a sport as any they have won).
NCAA Football National Championships played in: Virginia Tech-1, UVA-0
Side note (and one more school they can piss off)...Pitt won 9 national champsionships, including 5 in football (you know...if you're going to listen to and trust the NCAA records).
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Plus, we pretty much dominate in the hammer throw. We've won the national championship in 2005 (indoor and outdoor), 2006 (indoor and outdoor), 2009 (outdoor), 2011 (outdoor - men's and women's), 2012 (indoor and outdoor), and 2013 (indoor and outdoor).
So suck it uva, learn to throw hammers and then we can talk
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I don't really care about it that much - I just wanted to point out that UVA managed to win 20 championships in the ACC, yet only 19 while in the commonwealth of Virginia. Did they win one while not part of the commonwealth?
Also, they don't count Pitt because they were not won while part of the ACC.
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But yet Syracuse and Louisville miraculously have National Championships when they have yet to join the ACC...common sense tends to not be found around haters.
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Oh...you're right. It has nothing to do with conference at the time. It's just whatever that document says. But as someone pointed out, if we fill that trophy case, we'll still be at 0, since it is not awarded by the NCAA.
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Here's a funny fact. BCS National Championships aren't awarded by the NCAA and therefore don't count as NCAA Championships. They recognize the FCS champ as the true Division I National Champion. SUCK IT BAMA!
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-Clocks, by Mike London
-Bourbon has too many calories
-Our Time (of the month), by UVa Football
-Zima and cheese
-Soccer matters, we swear
-The dripping string
-We value academics here! by Phillip Sims
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I bet the LOLUVA cologne would smell like tears and Zima.
Those weren't even funny joke names. I mean Legstomper? It's like the writer spent 2 minutes coming up with the name ideas. Marcus did so many stupid things and he chose to mock his leg stomp?
Scent of pistol smoke and Micky D's Fries by Marcus Vick
Stachatory by Marcus Vick
is that better?
Hahaha I did have to laugh at the "Cousins in the Mood" fragrance name, but for UVA to claim to be so much smarter than us they really have a hard time distinguishing Tech from WVU
Some of those were really funny
Cody Journel's mace-laughed out loud really gotta give them credit.
Some were a little clever, I will give them that. I think it might sting a little bit more if they had actually won at least once since 2003...
Until then, the tears of the Boo Hoos will continue to make the turf on Worsham Field grow.
Took a screen print of http://www.virginiatechnationalchampionships.com/
Am I missing something here?
Something doesn't add up...
Never knew about that site but it legitimately pisses me off
Not to mention, it's inaccurate...
We have won 9 national championships (given all individuals).
We won the College Bass National Championship (it's as much of a sport as any they have won).
NCAA Football National Championships played in: Virginia Tech-1, UVA-0
Side note (and one more school they can piss off)...Pitt won 9 national champsionships, including 5 in football (you know...if you're going to listen to and trust the NCAA records).
Plus, we pretty much dominate in the hammer throw. We've won the national championship in 2005 (indoor and outdoor), 2006 (indoor and outdoor), 2009 (outdoor), 2011 (outdoor - men's and women's), 2012 (indoor and outdoor), and 2013 (indoor and outdoor).
So suck it uva, learn to throw hammers and then we can talk
They are using this as a guide: http://fs.ncaa.org/Docs/stats/champs_records_book/summaries/combined.pdf and are counting only TEAM championships.
I don't really care about it that much - I just wanted to point out that UVA managed to win 20 championships in the ACC, yet only 19 while in the commonwealth of Virginia. Did they win one while not part of the commonwealth?
Also, they don't count Pitt because they were not won while part of the ACC.
But yet Syracuse and Louisville miraculously have National Championships when they have yet to join the ACC...common sense tends to not be found around haters.
Oh...you're right. It has nothing to do with conference at the time. It's just whatever that document says. But as someone pointed out, if we fill that trophy case, we'll still be at 0, since it is not awarded by the NCAA.
Let's add this nugget to the list as well:
ACC Football Champsonships:
VT-4
UVA-2 (both co-championships)
We could make it even more in our favor:
ACC Football Championships since 2004 (when VT joined the conference):
VT-4
UVA-0
Soccer and tennis, coincidentally the same sports France is good at.
Here's a funny fact. BCS National Championships aren't awarded by the NCAA and therefore don't count as NCAA Championships. They recognize the FCS champ as the true Division I National Champion. SUCK IT BAMA!
Right! Alabama has never won an NCAA football championship. Appy State has 3.
Here's a swing at some LOLUVA fragrances:
-Clocks, by Mike London
-Bourbon has too many calories
-Our Time (of the month), by UVa Football
-Zima and cheese
-Soccer matters, we swear
-The dripping string
-We value academics here! by Phillip Sims
I think I'd remove the murder one...sorta classless
Fair enough.
"soccer matters, we swear" laughed yesterday and laughed again today, job well done
Another possibility, Dark Desire from the Massa Jefferson Collection
Oh, that's funny! Guaranteed not to sell in hooville...lol!
My personal favorite Hokie fragrance:
Buck the Cavman! by the Awesomest Horse Ever
What you may not realize is that I got off my treadmill for just a minute to sabotage Cavman. Yes, that's right, I AM THAT HORSE!