OT: An Open letter to LOLUVA from Mr. Jefferson

By: Hokie Fireman
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on November 12, 2015, 9:16 AM | 11 comments

http://www.streakingthelawn.com/2015/11/9/9638612/mr-jefferson-has-had-a...
Found this gem on Facebook, didn't want to post the whole thing but it's worth a full read.

It is with great consternation that I do correspond with you on the grave matter of the abomination I witnessed two days prior. While I believe wholeheartedly that the University of Miami is a fine educational establishment fit to instruct the grandsons of energetic British settlers that came to Florida after the Spanish traded it to the English crown like a unneeded packmule, and that the dedication to the tropical studies certainly befits its location, I find that I am most perplexed how a school founded over a hundred years after our noble establishment could so confound our student representatives on the football field. Have we not an institutional memory? Are the learned strategies of warfare found in our voluminous libraries of no use to the men who guide these fine students?

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Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 10 years 8 months #

Gem? Meh. I guess he gets a lot of practice with those kinds of letters...

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 10 years 8 months # ^

Twas the case.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Beamer's Auto Garage's picture Beamer's Auto Garage | 10 years 8 months #

Too many big words, too many back handed compliments... my brain hurts

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Beamer's Auto Garage's picture Beamer's Auto Garage | 10 years 8 months #

Leave it up to good old TJ....

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8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
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| 10 years 8 months #

a unneeded packmule

*AN unneeded packmule. For how pompous this guy is purposely trying to sound, you think he'd at least use correct grammar....

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
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| 10 years 8 months # ^

I saw that too hahaha..let's be honest, though, we can't rely on anyone associated with LOLUVA to do anything correctly.

Onward and upward

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 10 years 8 months #

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

hokiedrew's picture hokiedrew | 10 years 8 months #

And they wonder why people don't take their football program seriously....

"Tyrod did it, Mikey!"

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 10 years 8 months # ^

No they don't.

See: UVa schedule, UVa results.

AustinHokie's picture AustinHokie | 10 years 8 months #

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 10 years 8 months #

Loved this part from the comments section:

Dear STL Writers,
Please be advised that you are hereby banned from the comments section. You are not to engage in any discourse with readers, whether it be to expand upon ideas, further our overall greater knowledge, or deliver friendly banter. Please be further advised that, even in the event that a commenter disagrees with your opinion, you are, under no circumstances, permitted to defend your opinion or the opinion of your fellow writers.

Regards,
Brian J. Leung
Editor in Chief

EiC had to ban the writers from commenting because guy was a jerk.

Also, this had me rollin'

I would welcome an explanation at length about why this course of action is a prudent one that should be continued in light of all the accumulated evidence to the contrary.