OT: An Open letter to LOLUVA from Mr. Jefferson

http://www.streakingthelawn.com/2015/11/9/9638612/mr-jefferson-has-had-a...
Found this gem on Facebook, didn't want to post the whole thing but it's worth a full read.

It is with great consternation that I do correspond with you on the grave matter of the abomination I witnessed two days prior. While I believe wholeheartedly that the University of Miami is a fine educational establishment fit to instruct the grandsons of energetic British settlers that came to Florida after the Spanish traded it to the English crown like a unneeded packmule, and that the dedication to the tropical studies certainly befits its location, I find that I am most perplexed how a school founded over a hundred years after our noble establishment could so confound our student representatives on the football field. Have we not an institutional memory? Are the learned strategies of warfare found in our voluminous libraries of no use to the men who guide these fine students?

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Gem? Meh. I guess he gets a lot of practice with those kinds of letters...

Twas the case.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Too many big words, too many back handed compliments... my brain hurts

via GIPHY

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Leave it up to good old TJ....

via GIPHY

via GIPHY

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

a unneeded packmule

*AN unneeded packmule. For how pompous this guy is purposely trying to sound, you think he'd at least use correct grammar....

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I saw that too hahaha..let's be honest, though, we can't rely on anyone associated with LOLUVA to do anything correctly.

Onward and upward

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

And they wonder why people don't take their football program seriously....

"Tyrod did it, Mikey!"

No they don't.

See: UVa schedule, UVa results.

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Loved this part from the comments section:

Dear STL Writers,
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Regards,
Brian J. Leung
Editor in Chief

EiC had to ban the writers from commenting because guy was a jerk.

Also, this had me rollin'

I would welcome an explanation at length about why this course of action is a prudent one that should be continued in light of all the accumulated evidence to the contrary.