EDIT: My Stupid Moment of December...

This article probably doesn't carry any weight whatsoever (never, ever heard of it), but it's been floating around today that Tech is getting rid of Enter Sandman. Any truth to this? PLEASE tell me this is a load of bull...

EDIT: Ahem...well. There's my stupid moment of December...I wondered why it hadn't shown up yet. Still haven't met my quota yet, so never fear, you may get another chance to laugh at my pathetic intellect.

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You should definitely believe that article. The Black Sheep is a very well respected campus publication.

Every second counts

But it says on their website that they're the leading HUMOR and social website...this is the kind of thing that some joker would find comical, not a leading sports writer/someone with true inside knowledge. Plus, "Achy Breaky Heart"...seriously?

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

You didn't pick up on the sarcasm....there are 0 serious articles written by The Black Sheep....its satire like The Onion.

I did wonder if it was sarcasm, the reason I did not take it as such is because, like I said above, there are tons of people saying Sandman is gone. Hence why I asked. If one or two people say it it's no biggie, but when I hear two dozen or so say it is, it's easier to believe....

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

"This is a load of bull". There, and my upvote brought you back to even, since I believe you were honestly worried about this, but examples of dozens, hundreds, even tens of thousands of people believing things that aren't true are available if you look for them, so tune out the ignorant and chill!

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Except it's not funny.

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you forgot the "/s".....very dangerous......

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Wiley, Brown, Russell, Drakeford, Gray, Banks, Prioleau, Charleton, Midget, Bird, McCadam, Pile, Hall, Green, Fuller, Williams, Hamilton, Rouse, Flowers, Harris, Chancellor, Carmichael, Hosley, Fuller, Exum, Jarrett

Because that would go over well

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'm gonna go with the "I won't dignify that remark blah blah blah". If I'm not mistaken, the AD got rid of "Stick It In"', so I'd imagine that Whit would be the one who would change the entrance song and he's batting 1000 right now, don't think he would swing & miss on Sandman. Yeah, yeah, baseball terminology but still........

BroncsZoo

Maybe just change the name of the thread to Fuente to Replace "Enter Sandman" with "Achy Breaky Heart" and add a "satire" tag.

Don't think OP knew it was satire. Don't deny his pussy touchdowns.

Don't you people see the dangers of not putting "/s" on the end of comments?????

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Too far, some things shouldn't be joked about

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Maybe we are replacing it with a new High Energy FuFighters song!! Coach Fu and the FuFighters

He is from Virginia...just sayin

Dude I came home from school one year to take my little brother trick or treating. Randomly went to this very nice house, rang the door bell and was completely flabergasted when he answered the door and gave away full size candy bars. He gave this little grin and said yep, it's me, happy Halloween and closed the door...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

I loved telling people that Dave Grohl dropped out of my high school, but turns out he transferred to Paul VI and THEN dropped out. It was pretty hard for me to realize the truth, particular when I'm normally such a stickler for getting my info exactly correct.

What a glorious mane that guy has. Always upvote Dave Grohl

OK OK, so my pathetic excuse for a brain panicked last night...I have but one measly excuse: Finals.

My brain was fried last night from studying, and I had kept hearing people say (some online some face-to-face) that it was going...my brain, having too much to think about decided to jump on the stupidity train...that's what I get for no coffee.

Sorry fellas...made myself out to be a pretty good ass here...

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

The best part about the article in question is that it's followed up by "Top Holiday-Inspired Sex Positions."

"Top Holiday-Inspired Sex Positions."

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

it's an innocent mistake. The Black Sheep came out in my senior year on campus and since then has found a niche as the Onion of campus periodicals.

Nothing lasts forever, and it should not. Boldly go into the future...maybe the theme from Star Wars. ;-)

The older I get, the better I was...Go Hokies!!!

Uh, wait a minute. You only have one stupid moment a month?

I have one Premier Stupid Moment that overshadows all others. Think of it as The Epic Brain Fart of the Month. If I only had one stupid moment a month I wouldn't be driving a 2002 Chevy Silverado if you get my drift...

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”