Welcome to The Key Play

Hello friends and welcome to The Key Play dot com.

Why, you ask, has this website taken over your Internets today? The simple answer is Hokie football. As far as my eyes are concerned, maroon and orange are the two most beautiful colors in the world. I love, to the point of an unhealthy obsession, Virginia Tech football.

What I'm going to do.

  • Provide an in depth (un)-biased analysis of Hokie Football.
  • Make jokes, mostly at our own expense.
  • Overreact to every single Bryan Stinespring decision.
  • Overload you with statistics.
  • Have fun.
  • Needle UVA.
  • Breakdown film.

You can be a part of the community by:

  • Leaving comments and engaging in discussion.
  • Writing your own blog posts.
  • Starting your own discussion in the forum.
DISCLAIMER: Blog posts may not have been written or edited by The Key Play staff.

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The Grave Error Concerning ESPN College Football Live

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stevehokie

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

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The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.