Lovin' On The Hokies

Since it's a bye week and we've got no one to hate on, it's time to turn the tables and show some love to any Hokie you'd like. Coaches, players, water boys/gals... fair game!

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The Hokies are good at football.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Fire Whit.

Justin Fuente took your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and called her afterwards to say what a lovely woman she was. He also loves all puppies and kittens, gives candy to babies, and agrees that Moe's is better than Chipotle

agrees that Moe's is better cheaper than Chipotle

FTFY. Remember, this is lovin' ok? so let's keep it positive.

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Fair enough.......did I mention he's also on #TeamVinegarSauce and #TeamPie?

Willy's > Moe's

Saying a bunch of things that make me happy and I'm like "yes, yes loading upvote, now." Then you slip in the last phrase.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Moe'sQdoba is better than Chipotle

It was a catch!

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

Justin Fuente agrees that Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

In class this morning, the professor punted Greg Stroman a question, and he returned it for a touchdown.

The Hokies are winning the games they're supposed to. Decisively.

Onward and upward

Major props to Cam Phillips and the way he's played so far this season. I've tended to think of our receiving corps as Isaiah, Bucky, then the rest, but with 15 catches for 238 yards and 2 TD so far, Cam has proven himself to be a major part of our passing game.

Whit Babcock, Justin Fuente, and Buzz Williams walk into a bar. LOLUVa loses.

Then Kevin Dresser jumps from a stool and body slams them.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Our players, coaching staff, and fans are good enough to not be at 1-3 with a marquee win over Central Michigan.

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For Central Michigan, the UVA game was a classic trap game, as their focus was looking ahead to this Saturday's MAC rivalry showdown versus Western Michigan.

Even though it was said in sarcasm this is probably 100% true, WMU 4-0 with wins over two B10 teams.

Yep. The College Gameday guys, for what it is worth, mentioned the same thing.

I'm sure a lot of people here saw it, but the College Gameday guys also poked fun at LOLuva and put the over/under for their total wins this year at 0.5. Pretty sure they all took the under. It's moot now, but it was funny when they did it.

"...When we step on that field, they bleed like we bleed and we're gonna show the world."
-Corey Marshall

Our players, coaching staff, and fans are good enough to not be at 1-3 with a marquee upset win over Central Michigan.

Fixed it to be more accurate

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Jerod Evans brings his own case of bud to your party, still pays for a solo cup and then offers to help clean up when things start dying down.

He's no good to me dead.

Frank Beamer built a program based on hard work and integrity, which has been carried forward by men of similar coaching abilities, personalities, and character.

"Exit light..."

Underrated comment here.

I love the ethical foundation we have built in producing men of character/drive as well as talent.

Keep calm, Gobble on

Virginia Tech has a well-designed offense that is fun to watch.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Stinespring, O'Cain, and Loeffler tried their best but could never find this formula.

Whit hit this hire so hard out of the park, it destroyed the Death Star.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Which one is Fuente and which one is Buzz?

I think, personally, it is pretty obvious that Cal Naughton is Bud Foster

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

"Jerod Evans is the stone cold lock of the century of the week to win the Heisman" - Illinois Hokie /s

If I have learned two things in life, it's be careful what you say in the comments section, and Jerod Evans is going to win the Heisman.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Wait, all this time we've had Carl from ATHF posting here?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Watching Virginia Tech football is fun again!

HOKIES!!!!

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I'm still giving this man a lot of love and thanks for giving coach Fu something to build on!!!!!

via GIPHY

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

We are better than last year and that is all you can truthfully ask for each season!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

The East Carolina defense was rushing to get to back to Greenville, but the Hokie O-Line seems to be blocking all traffic, allowing only passes to Ford for touchdowns.

Our screen passes actually go for a gain. I like that.

Fire Whit.

Sam Rogers is the kind of guy you want your daughter to date

I work with a guy who's a UVA fan, but know Sam Rogers. He asked if Sam scored a touchdown this weekend, and I told him that because there were so many touchdowns, I couldn't remember them all.

The answer is yes. Do not deny Rogers his pussy touchdowns.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

You are no match for our Bud Fu!!!!


I just feel good all over for everyone involved :--)

The Hokies received votes in the rankings yesterday

I love that we have a backup QB that can come in (if needed) and be successful.

I mentioned this very thing to Mrs. GoKart on Saturday. It is a good feeling to have.

Chuck Clark. I am going to miss him so much next year. One of my favorite Hokie DBs of all time and s true leader.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Jerod Evans helps old ladies cross the street

Sam Rogers didn't hurt anyone when they made him mad

Justin Fuente doesn't correct you when you say his name incorrectly

Frank Beamer, in employment and retirement, keeps the spotlight on those who deserve it and off of himself.

Speaking of the pronunciation of coach's name...is it Foo-wen-tay or Fwen-tay? I hear everyone saying Foo-wen-tay so that must be correct even though in my head I think Fwen-tay.

Fwen-tay. The elongation to three syllables irks me. Don't trust the B-squad from the ACC network for pronunciation. Or Mack Brown. Motoopookoo is not playing mike linebacker.

"Exit light..."

It's pronounced "Kevin"

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Jerod Evans has better stats than JT Barrett and still can't get mentioned. Wonder what the national outlets would say about his play if he had an Alabama, Ohio State, USCw, or Michigan jersey on. Something to think about.

The Dude Abides

Alabama, tOSU, and Michigan are all undefeated, mostly won decisively, and pounded their notable OOC opponents. We haven't beaten anyone of note yet, had little to no preseason hype, and lost the only big national stage game we've had. Give it a few more games, man.

stick it in, stick it in, stick it in!

Unfortunately, I don't think they are going to give him much love not matter what. The ACC is all about Lamar Jackson right now (with due respect and good reason), and still are waiting for Deshaun Watson to get the ball rolling. I am not saying he should be in the same conversation as a Heisman finalist, but I have heard virtually nothing about Evans' play. Maybe if we get a few ACC wins under our belt and his stats stay the same then maybe.

The Dude Abides

If he continues at his current pace we will be in the ACC-CG with 35 TD and 3 picks and you can rest assured that he will get his due.

I hope Evans and the team stay under the radar for a few more weeks. It keeps them hungry and humble and gives Fuente and staff more time to craft this team into the mad vision of utter dominance that seems to be his plan.

Our best receiver is genuinely excited for his team mates to have success.

The Dude Abides

Cam Phillips is upfront about not putting forth enough effort and finds a new gear and busts his ass to make up for it.

The Hokies have shown that when they don't fumble the football, games are unfair.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

we have flipping awesome players

we have flipping awesome coaches

we have flipping awesome alumni

we have flipping awesome fans (OK, last time I use this one for a while, I swear)

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we have flipping awesome fans (OK, last time I use this one for a while, I swear)

Lol that's such a lie, but it's OK, the gif is too good not to use

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

hokie07ME wins

I love the fact that we have doughnuts references at the post game pressers the last two weeks.

Bud Foster drinks grain alcohol to sober up.

When Justin Fuente worked fast food in high school, he made sure every customer got an "accidental" curly.

CJF is the one who started the up-tempo, fast paced speed at Jimmy John's.

You want it fast, but instead get it JUSTIN-time

The Dude Abides

Justin Fuente laughs at your bad puns every time, and he means it.

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Tim Sands was hired as the new president of VT, who then hired Whit Babcock, who then hired Buzz Williams and Justin Fuente, and I think that is just grand

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Chaska Moon has one of the greatest names in Hokies history, and never gets a mention. Here's some love for Chaska Moon!

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Better than George George?

George George IV. Don't want to confuse him with the other three.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

While still president of VT, Charles Steger was the head of the committee that created the College Football Playoff.

James Gayle hates UVA

Hoo doesn't?

But James Gayle's Hoo-hate game on twitter is miles beyond anyone else's.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Heard Drew Harris was interested in enrolling and Lawson is ok not starting just to be part of this hype!

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Our coaches let parents do their thing without interfering or worrying about what the public thinks.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

The Hokies have held the Commonwealth Cup and the Black Diamond trophy for nearly 13 years, and they ain't even mad.

-Side note, WVU lost one game in 2005. To Marcus Vick-led Hokies.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.


This gives me an opportunity to say something nice about Marcus. He was talented. I approve of this gesture.

I'm out of nice things to say about Marcus.

38-0

We seem to be taking for granted how smooth this coaching transition has been. I don't think any other school has seen anything like this.

We had a whole Beamerball Vs Fuball thread, yet Fuente has continued to talk about building upon Beamer's legacy rather than Fuente bringing in his own brand of football. There are only a few fans that seem to try and make it Beamer vs Fuente, and I think it's because not everyone knows how to act during a smooth head coaching change.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

We also had the benefit of the incumbent coach stepping down into retirement on his own, not common in today's world of revenue sports. Sure he was probably given several nudges last year and may have even been shown the door, but he opened it and walked through it himself.

Hell, from what I know about Beamer, maybe last year was all part of his master plan to have a "just good enough" record to extend the bowl streak all to make the next coach look that much better replacing him. Frank Beamer is genuinely one of the greatest humans I know.

He's no good to me dead.

I think the only altruistic thing left for Beamer to do is to refuse to be inducted into the college football hall of fame until they allow coordinators to be inducted as well.