Miami FAM thread

Not sure if Joe is around to do it, so...

FAM!

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SUCKS TO BE U

Keep calm, Gobble on

U MAD CANES?

Same old Richt!

Y u do dis

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Not cool, fam

That game wasn't important. Richt is awesome at what Beamer termed "Exhibition Games."

That game was 10 years ago.

FREAKING FAM! AM I RIGHT?!

Everyone's all like "What about that Syracuse game?" And I'm just over here like....

.

FAM!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

IS MIAMI BAK FAM??

NAH FAM!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

FAMMMMMMMM ITS LIT AF RIGHT NOW.

Fire Whit.

So Lit

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Love that show!

"Exit light..."

Me at bdubs in madison tonight

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Hey Guys I missed it is the 'U' back?

A new season...new hope

Back to the bottom of the Coastal standings.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

The judges say

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Haha, sorry. This was supposed to be got talent judges but I pasted the wrong gif link. But I don't give a fuck! Go Hokies!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Don't give a fuck because maybe...it's lit?

Fuckin aye right Hokie!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

#2LIT2GIVAFUK

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

What the...?

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.....Randy Shannon.....

Recruiting...

Keep calm, Gobble on

Wtf!? Where did you find-nm. I don't wanna know. Roflmao

Looks more like something Bronco would be coaching.

Ramming!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

It's lit

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Gobble gobble, bitches!

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Aw damn, you went there, bruh!

I imagine you wouldn't Google search that image from a work computer...

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

Oh man what's the story on this? Which year was it? I love how all the EMT guys are so into the game.

Oh young Hokie Grasshoppa. 2003.

"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

2003 VT-Miami.... Miami lines up for a FG and....

Unfortunately, this story doesn't have the happiest of endings as Kevin Everett, the Miami player who dropped the ball, broke his spine trying to make a tackle on special teams while playing for the Buffalo Bills in 2007. He was able to eventually walk again, albeit with limited mobility, but he's certainly had a rough spell.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

dammit alum, stop injecting humanity into our attempts at schadenfreude

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"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Oh dang I scrolled right past that the first time. Yikes, that's awful. Thanks Alum, happiness = gone

He's not even an eligible receiver!!!! he's the third guy from the end of the line, the guy on the end is off the line. The 2nd guy is the "Tight End."

This guy is an offensive tackle. No shit, he's open. You know why? We. Don't. Cover. Offensive. Linemen!

I think the intent there is for an unbalanced line, with 3 OL and a TE to the offense's right and only 1 OL and a TE to the left.

so TE-LG-C-RG-LT-RT-TE

then two "WR" out wide left off the LOS to not cover up the TE who goes deep, Everett

The problem is that they didn't line up correctly, basically if Everett was on the LOS, so was the guy outside of him, making him ineligible. They were lined up at the same depth. And Everett had to be on the LOS, otherwise they've got an illegal formation with only 5 or 6 men on the line.

The best, forgotten part, of this is he should have been flagged for illegal man downfield (even if he'd caught the ball). He was an interior lineman on the play.

Edit- totally sucks about the injury later.

We put the K in Kwality

FAM

I'M BAK BACK

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

FAM. Ludwig was punting the hell out of it.

Fire Whit.

Ludwig was all jacked up.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I think im seeing a #25 in Ludwigs future

Best comment on StateoftheU:

"Football is stupid
I hate everything"

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

TBF that was my state of mind not even a week ago.

jk I'm not interested in being fair right now

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

WHAT UP, FAM

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

Dear Justin,

I know I said some bad things last week (I mean some really, really bad things). But you knew I'm a passionate person when we started this.

Anyway, I hope we can put that behind us, because I love you again. I swear I'll be better. Please take me back. You can even pick the movie and I'll buy you the big popcorn.

Yours truly,
Irrational Fan Base

We put the K in Kwality

A turkey leg just doesn't suffice for this comment. We need a power up button so I can give this a T-Rex leg.

30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

Da U is back...back to mediocrity!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

yay, I can watch ESPN this week

The last 3 weeks

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

The State will always get a leg from me.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Louie!!!

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I went to a show with Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black here in Richmond a few years ago. When Michael Ian Black came out people started yelling out lines from The State, but none of them were lines he had anything to do with. Then following exchange happened:

Audience Member: "I wanna dip my balls in it!"
Michael Ian Black: "I too, enjoyed that skit that I wasn't in."
Different Audience Member: "Why don't you go talk to some fish."
Michael Ian Black: (nodding slightly in defeat)

FWIW, Michael Showalter came out first and was enjoyable and funny in a charmingly dorky sort of way. Michael Ian Black was insufferable. He would literally say a sentence, then look at his watch, then look at a clock on the wall, and sigh. Rather rinse repeat. He then spent over half of his set talking back and forth with some women near the front who wouldn't shut up. As the exchange kept going on you could here the audience growing impatient. You could tell that he was stalling and just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. I may have chuckled slightly once near the end, but other than that, his performance was just brutal.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Michael Ian Black is hilarious, but is absolutely not suited to doing stand-up. He's meant to be either a writer for sketch or situation comedy, or an editorialist.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I hope Evans has a good nights rest so he is ready for his 10 am test tomorrow. At least he doesn't have to worry about the "U" being BAK.

Danny Kanell just said we could beat Clemson in the ACCCG if we played like we did tonight.

We appreciate it, Danny, but let's at least get to Thanksgiving week before we start talking about our chances.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

We need to go 1-0 five more times before we worry about that.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

WE LIT UP THE U 2NIGHT.

Miami sits BELOW LOLUVA in the standings.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Looking a da U's schedule, they have a serious chance of being in a position of needing to be Duke in their last game, to be bowl eligible (I'm assuming that a W over LOLUVA is automatic).

30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

actually, even in their worst seasons, the Cavs have a history of somehow pulling a win over Miami out of their...repertoire.

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We had 8 sacks missing both Ken Ekanem and Nigel Williams.

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

What the hell are these fam threads? I don't get it

I believe they're
*puts on sunglasses*
lit.

Celebration threads. But with more hip terminology.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I don't know how to do much from my phone, so I can't link the article quite yet. But the following quote from the espn article was hilarious to me.

And so the Hurricanes (4-3, 1-3 ACC) will almost certainly go another season without a division title, waiting for that moment when, on some distant date, they will be "back."

Stay woke and get lit FAM! Great game. Love it when the Hokies display what they can do. The fullback-to-fullback touchdown had me going crazy last night!

GO HOKIES!!

Love the username.

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

FAM RISE AND SHINE! Evan's serving some breakfast this morning!!

We were going nuts in the stands when this happened. Top 5 gif ever now.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Reminds me of this gem:

One I'd love to find is Marcus's block on that Kevin Jones's 83 yard touchdown scamper from 2003. Of course it was against Pitt at Pitt so I don't want to see anything else from that game.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

Never mind. Found it. 3:34 in this video for any young'ns here.

Hokies-Pitt

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

LOL, that was fun. A few thoughts:

1. Uggh, that music!
2. What do those two games have in common besides Pitt? 95 and 2003? Seems totally random.
3. Druckenmiller was a screen pass throwing machine.
4. Druck almost had a 99 yard TD to Still but he was tripped up on the 10.
5. Kevin Jones was the man.
6. Not included was the incomplete pass to Hamilton in 2003 at the end of the game on 4th down that was clearly pass interference.

I wondered about the split in years myself. Not sure exactly why they did that.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

"Excuse me, men are playing football over here"

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

What's going to get lost in this gif is McMillian's vision and decision to step around Evans and allow him to make this block instead of cutting inside Elder into the pursuing Miami DL.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

He definitely hit that right joystick at the perfect time

WE CAN BE BEAT ON GRASS!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Fam... I'm sporting a Top 5 Work Hangover of my 'adult' life today but

I was there all day long. Thursday night games in Blacksburg are something special and everything was just right in the world yesterday.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

The hype train may have gone off the tracks, but where we're going, we don't need tracks (just rails).

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

Using /s is for cowards.

We can clinch a World Series birth in game 6 in Chicago. Oh shit, wrong fam thread from last night. This was lit AF too. LAST NIGHT WAS SO DAMN LIT!!!

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Me going back and forth between VT/Miami and the NLCS:

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Going back and forth? That's no good, get yo self a second screen.

Funny story, I had to listen to the spanish feed for the VT game for a couple of minutes while I got stuff set up. I only understood one sentence "SAM ROGERS MUY EXPLOSIVO!"

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

I mean, I had them on separate screens, one TV and one tablet. But I can't watch both screens at the same time. Even if they're side by side, I found myself focusing on one for a few minutes, then the other, as the situations in each game warranted.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Fair enough, I tend to be able to switch focus back and forth pretty quickly, but I have years of multi-monitor/multi-screen use. We don't need to do that tonight though. Now let's go book us a trip to Cleveland... That would sound depressing under any other circumstance.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

I usually run three screens: tablet, laptop, and tv. You get used to it. It's the sound that is tougher to deal with