Meta: TKP Outage

TKP's hosting company suffered a "temporary network outage" and TKP was down for a few hours. I am told it should be fine moving forward, but that's rarely the case. Hopefully all will run as smoothly as normal. (I honestly can't remember the last time the site went down. That guy who coded all of this and configured the heck out of MySQL did an OK job.)

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it's cool. it's not like I was freaking out or anything.

...because i totally wasn't freaking out. I swear. haha...

ahem..anyway

glad it's back up. just...never happen again.

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Was literally refreshing my computer thinking it was on my end.

Fire Whit.

Never forget 11/1/16

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Apparently we now need to remember 11/3/2016 as well....

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Ran into a debug alert. All good now. Internet happens.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

TWSS

The messed up thing about this is that the cable guy was up the pole changing filters, and of course my internet dropped. Then he thought he was done, but the cable modem wouldn't sync. A couple more trips up and down, and he got it sorted out and left. 5 minutes later I couldn't reach TKP and was about to call the cable company to open a trouble ticket.

I got clued in when out of habit I used the internet to look up the cable co. phone number.

Cool! So this means that we're big enough to get a denial of service attack from Russian wiki leaks agents posing as LOLUVA hackers, right? We must have reached the big time! Woo!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

1. More. Week.

I love how our political system has gotten to the point where every four years half the country doesn't even care who wins, they just want election season to be over...

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Half the country plus the rest of the developed world. I saw more American election news in Australia than I did their own news!

Fuck Pat Narduzzi.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Pat ran a DDoS attack and then blamed our receivers for pushing off

Pat Narduzzi rented and "IP Stressor/Booter" then demanded his money back...

(nerd snicker, snort-snort, snicker)

"...sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardoki!"

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Ah don't remind me of MySQL...all day

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Live look from earlier today:

Now:

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Live look from earlier today:

Onward and upward

For a minute I thought Joe was finally fed up with all of us