When Paul Johnson was born, the doctor slapped him in the face to make him cry. His mother, aghast, said "aren't you supposed to slap the baby's behind, not his face?" The doctor replied, "THAT'S HIS FACE???"
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Paul Johnson thinks a hotdog from the Varsity qualifies as good barbeque.
Paul Johnson hates the onion volcano at hibachi restaurants.
Paul Johnson considers Pat Narduzzi a good friend.
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Paul Johnson has a perpetual case of the vapors. He once passed gas in a recruit's house and blamed it on the dog. True or not, I wouldn't put it past him.
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Paul Johnson's only sauce is Catsup. It worked fine when he played the triple option. Still works fine now that he's learning to coach it. No reason to try anything new.
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Paul Johnson managed to lose to Tennessee this year, a team that is 0-5 in conference play and whose other wins have come against Indiana State, UMass, and Southern Miss.
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Paul Johnson loves the idea of the turnover chain so much that he's instituting his own version at GT. Every time a defender gets carted off the field with a knee injury, the GT blocker gets the golden knee brace as a reward.
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Paul Johnson parks in the back of the parking lot at the grocery store, and walks down the center of the parking aisle holding up other cars that need to park or exit.
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Paul Johnson walks into crowded elevators and hits 6 buttons before he finally presses the right floor. Then he farts right after the door closes. As he leaves, he turns around and takes you out at the knees.
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Fuck Paul Johnson. Fuck Georgia Faux Tech. Foster needs to go up and punch him in the face.
When Paul Johnson was born, the doctor slapped him in the face to make him cry. His mother, aghast, said "aren't you supposed to slap the baby's behind, not his face?" The doctor replied, "THAT'S HIS FACE???"
Paul Johnson was only born because he was trying to dive for his Mom's knees.
When Paul Johnson was born, they slapped his mama.
A good place to funnel frustration. Let's chop block this thread.
I present to you.... Paul Johnson
HOLY DOGSHIT, WTF!?!?!? Too fucking early, Alum07. Gah dang!
Its a Ballchinian!!!
Shit, didn't realize the size of that image, being on mobile... Thanks, VTGM
I gotchu fam.
Baul Johnson.
Paul Johnson lost to a guy named Bronco.
Not only that, Bronco was coaching at UVa at the time.
Never let your team lose to UVa.
Paul Johnson eats corn on the cob vertically.
Wanna see Mook out there like this.
And Stro.
Paul johnson once asked if ESPN could rig their game!
Pj stinks cause he just pooped in his pants
Hey, I make that face when I'm being escorted by two cops too!
I thought SOP when being escorted by cops was to backhand one of them in the head?
Video
Paul Johnson robbed VT of the opportunity to deny UVa a bowl this year.
This is a grossly underlegged comment.
Paul Johnson takes credit for GT's historic victory over Cumberland.
Paul Johnson uses the same playbook from that historic 1919 win.
Paul Johnson will line up to go for it on 4th down just to see if you'll jump offsides even though everyone knows what he is trying to do.
OTOH, Paul Johnson will actually try to go for it on 4th down deep in his own territory (& I hope he does so again this Saturday).
I want to punch him in the face
Couldn't make it any worse.
Paul Johnson thinks that Stranger Things is super lame.
Wait, thought this was hatin on?
Paul Johnson is my girlfriend.
Paul Johnson would chop block your grandmother if it meant being first in line in the Express Lane at the grocery store.
Oh, and he'd have a cart full of groceries clearly over the 15 item limit.
And he pays with a check that he doesn't start to fill out until everything's rung up.
And starts arguing with the cashier over .15 cents.
... and then wants to call over the manager to argue about why they won't double an expired competitor's coupon.
...and proceeds to yell profanities at the manager, knock over displays and threaten to spend his money elsewhere.
Meanwhile, his purchase total is $3.87.
He also video blogs the entire encounter.
Paul Johnson unleashed the fart that Bronco is always smelling.
When I saw the comment this was attached to I immediately thought of that speech. Good pull friend
Paul Johnston hates pie and cake, slows him down running the triple option
My feelings on PJ
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/927255974485938178
That looked surprisingly like Miami's O line play on Saturday...
Paul Johnson stands uncomfortably close to you when you're the only other person waiting in line.
Dude sucks.
Paul Johnson teaches cut blocks.
Paul Johnson is like the hitch on the back of your truck you forgot existed until it destroys your shin. #chopblock
What would you call the offspring of Spock and the "wat" lady?........
Wack.
http://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/485305#comment-485305
As I scrolled through quickly I was sure that read Noshot. Which is exactly what they have of scoring a passing TD.
Paul Johnson lets his drunk brother on his computer after an upsetting loss to Miami
You think your middle school yearbook picture was bad? Here's Paul Johnson's:
Middle Schools don't shuttle plays in with running backs, but Paul Johnson still does.
Paul Johnson thinks a hotdog from the Varsity qualifies as good barbeque.
Paul Johnson hates the onion volcano at hibachi restaurants.
Paul Johnson considers Pat Narduzzi a good friend.
Golf clap...those are awesome!
Username checks out.
F Pat Narduzzi
Paul Johnson thinks he's as beloved as Frank Beamer and David Cutcliffe
Paul Johnson thinks the NCAA was too hard on UNC.
Paul Johnson brings his mouth to the banana...
Paul Johnson is Paul Johnson
Paul Johnson teaches his players the dropkick in case his dream of going back to the old round football comes true.
I also heard he holds another dream of going to FSU as head coach so he can take the Tomahawk Chop Block with him.
Paul Johnson has a perpetual case of the vapors. He once passed gas in a recruit's house and blamed it on the dog. True or not, I wouldn't put it past him.
Paul Johnson thinks you should keep your avatar the way it is and totally not change it to something less offensive.
Not to start a war or anything, but are you going to accuse me of being a troll again? This is a rag on Paul Johnson thread.
are you aware that your avatar is this?
it's a joke about the new logo sucking (in my opinion).
It does kind of suck, but I really don't care, nor do I care about your opinion. Paul Johnson sucks more.
FWIW I think your comment is hilarious and actually thought about posting something similar as soon as I saw it....
something something....great minds.....
Something about his look says, "I have hemorrhoids"
Everytime Paul Johnson gets punched in the face an angel gets it's wings
Paul Johnson thinks Chic-fil-a Sauce is overrated.
Paul Johnson thinks ZAXBY sauce is overrated
Here we go with this shit again.
Paul Johnson's only sauce is Catsup. It worked fine when he played the triple option. Still works fine now that he's learning to coach it. No reason to try anything new.
Zax sauce tastes like vinegar and shoe soles and you're a terrible person if you think otherwise
Paul Johnson the type of guy to chop block Frank Beamer as he's walking around town with Hank
Paul Johnson lets his brown and yellow mellow.
but only when he's using someone else's bathroom.
Paul Johnson takes a penny, but never leaves one. "It's technically legal!"
He grabs em from the jar for summer camp for blind kids and acts like he didn't notice.
Paul Johnson wont let you use his grocery store rewards card when you forget yours and he's standing behind you in the check out line.
Paul Johnson said he's glad that Russell Athletics is their sponsor
Paul Johnson managed to lose to Tennessee this year, a team that is 0-5 in conference play and whose other wins have come against Indiana State, UMass, and Southern Miss.
The Ramblin' Wreck is the name of GT's mascot car, and a description of Paul Johnson.
Paul Johnson lists "Invented Big Johnson t-shirts" on his resume.
Paul Johnson wears Big Baller Brand because he thinks that Lavar Ball is so likable.
Paul Johnson wipes his ass standing up
Paul Johnson wipes back to front
Paul Johnson doesn't send a courtesy email to let the rest of the floor know that he changed the paper size in the plotter.
Paul Johnson takes the seat off and sits on the post of his tricycle to optimize aerodynamics for his Mini 500 Race.
Paul Johnson loves the idea of the turnover chain so much that he's instituting his own version at GT. Every time a defender gets carted off the field with a knee injury, the GT blocker gets the golden knee brace as a reward.
Paul Johnson double parks a Camaro.
Paul Johnson would attend a Mustang car show and stand near the exit burnout show.
Paul Johnson parks in the back of the parking lot at the grocery store, and walks down the center of the parking aisle holding up other cars that need to park or exit.
Paul Johnson walks into crowded elevators and hits 6 buttons before he finally presses the right floor. Then he farts right after the door closes. As he leaves, he turns around and takes you out at the knees.
Paul Johnson goes to the beach and eats at Red Lobster.
Paul Johnson wears a thong speedo at the beach because he thinks he has great legs.
Shouldn't he need two speedos? The second to cover the balls on his face?
Anyone else think this was modeled after PJ?
"Gee, Paul, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Dabo - try to take over the world!"
Dabo rocks that Letterman jacket like a pimply faced teenager rocks a tuxedo.
Paul Johnson tells people with Celiac that they are just stupid trendy hipsters when they ask about Gluten Free options.
Paul Johnson claims to be allergic to gluten free.