UNC announces suspensions of 13 football players

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Offensive lineman Brian Anderson, defensive end Malik Carney, wide receiver Beau Corrales, defensive end Tomon Fox, defensive end Tyrone Hopper, offensive lineman Quiron Johnson, linebacker Malik Robinson, quarterback Chazz Surratt and offensive lineman Jordan Tucker will each sit out four games. Defensive backs Greg Ross and Tre Shaw will miss two games, and quarterback Jack Davidson and offensive lineman Jonah Melton will miss one, per a school release.

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I see what you did there

"If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous

Classic hurricane joke.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

For what? Going to class?

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Academic misconduct, no big deal but make a dime off of NCAA merch, pile on the penalty.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

The sport of football is under attack!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

America may not make it!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

My sources tell me the 13 players are all accused of going to real classes.

Edit:

Image result for dang it bobby gif

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Wonder if one is that clown DB who talked shit the whole game last year while they trailed by 40 as Cam Phillips continued to make him his bitch

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Very easily could begin the season 1-3 after looking at their schedules without these players. Hopefully it comes to fruition.

uva sucks

I could very easily see 1-5, since their next two are @ U and home for VT. At that point I think Fedora will have lost the team.

I could see them going 1-6 with those players actually participating on the field. UNCheat is not very good.

So where is Fedora coaching in 2019?

Saban will probably need a new car washer by then.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

I doubt Fedora can get in the crevices like I can, plus, he doesn't know my secret to getting Little Debbie cake frosting out of the leather seams.

They staggered the suspensions so their starting DE's wouldn't miss all the same games under the guise of "player safety" lol.

Yeah, I noticed that.

Due to player safety concerns, the NCAA approved a request to stagger suspensions at the defensive end position. Carney will sit games against ECU, UCF, Pittsburgh and Virginia Tech, while Fox will sit against Miami, Syracuse, Virginia and Georgia Tech. All other suspensions will begin with the season opener at Cal on Sept. 1.

I'm trying to figure out how having both DEs out at the same time would impact player safety, and I'm still scratching my head.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

I'm trying to figure out how having both DEs out at the same time would impact player safety, and I'm still scratching my head.

I took it to mean that they think the backups at that position would be at an unacceptably high risk of injury.

Hmmm....since when is playing true freshmen an injury risk?

I think they're going to take some heat for this, but then again, they didn't care about all the heat they took for cheating, so.....meh, I guess.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

My guess is that without being able to rotate in a normal number of substitutes, players would have to stay on the field for many more snaps than usual and their conditioning might not adequately prepare them. If fatigued, they're at greater risk for injury.

"Exit light..."

The utter ridiculousness of this ruling aside (they could play true freshman AND NOT EVEN BURN THEIR REDSHIRTS!!!)...

Malik Carney is their best pass rusher and I am very ok with him standing and watching our game in sky-blue pajamas

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Finally, justice.

"Exit light..."

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

The major takeaway from this movie, outside of the many Emma gifs it provided the internet, was that it is incredibly easy to rob rich people, especially if they live in a very ritsy, safe area.

What's the name of that movie?

Edit: I remembered. Bling Ring.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I swear it looks like she says "I'm a firm believer in Carmax"

Thank God we have UNC and UVA to remind us it can always get worse.

Gobble Till You Wobble

I think the main takeaway is that a couple of them are smart enough to sell the shoes for $2500 and some of them are too stupid to realize this and sold theirs for as little as $150.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Yeah this was the piece I was missing on what led to the difference in suspensions if they all sold shoes. Hadnt seen mention of the dollar amounts or the number of pairs sold.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

lolunc.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

So they'll be well rested when we pants them in Week 6

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Some UNC football players just read your comment and sold their pants to outsmart us.

Like UNC players can read

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Jokes on them. They were team issued pants and they just committed another violation.

Gobble Till You Wobble

it's a start

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

So I guess Pitt gets an easy W.

Oddly, this doesn't puzzle Narduzzi.

References to that press conference will always get a leg from me!

I LOVE that video.

Amazing how the NCAA can go after stuff like this and handout punishments, but they shit their pants when the big issues occur.

still more ACC caliber players than LOLUVa

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WINNER!!!!!

Cue the excuses for their impending loss to us in October

Nah, just means their guys will be somewhat fresh when we beat them down mid-season.

They really sold their souls to win in 2015 in Frank Beamer's last game in Blacksburg. It's been all downhill since.

Marshall University graduate.
Virginia Tech fanatic.
Formerly known as JWillHokieAlum.

The game winning touchdown was an incomplete pass too. But the refs were in a hurry to go home.

Let's Go

HOKIES

What a bunch of multi-billionaire dorks.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

I didn't even realize they had fans who cared about football enough to buy memorabilia like this

They probably weren't fans of UNC, but any Jordan collector is going to pay big bucks for a limited edition special.

For example -
Top Ten Prices Paid for Jordan Shoes (and these are the legal known ones)

1 Air Jordan 12 (Flu Game) – $104,000
2 Air Jordan 12 OVO – $100,000
3 Air Jordan Silver Shoe (Autographed) – $60,000
4 Air Jordan 2 OG – $31,000
5 Air Jordan I (Autographed) – $25,000
6 Air Jordan 1 (Black and Gold) – $25,000
7 Air Jordan 11 (Blackout) – $21,780
8 Air Jordan 10 OVO – $20,000
9 Air Jordan XVII (Out of the Box)–$11,267
10 Air Jordan V – $10,000

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

And especially a limited edition Jordan that ostensibly had some UNC branding/coloring

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

My other post was a joke thinking it was game worn gear. I can totally see these shoes causing a mess

Shoes that have their own video of them just sitting there.

lol

Was it rain gear?

No, they never had any.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

But I am sure all the basketball players are completely innocent and have not made any mi$$teps...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

So this is only barely removed from "Tattoo-gate" (the media really has to come up with another way to refer to behind the scenes scandals other than event-gate) where Ohio State players were selling or trading team issued gear and memorabilia for tattoos. Remember how the NCAA dropped the hammer on the other scandals mentioned in that article:

As shocking as the Ohio State case was when it broke, it has since been overshadowed by three other scandals in college sports. Former Penn State football assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was charged with more than 50 criminal counts related to child sex abuse, an ex-Syracuse basketball assistant coach was fired after being accused of fondling boys and young men, and a University of Miami booster caught masterminding a Ponzi scheme claimed he provided money, cars and even prostitutes to Hurricanes athletes.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

What about:

The Tattoo Fiasco
Ohio State Tattoo Rebate
Trading Tat's
From Bucks to Drawn
The Great Ohio State Tattoo Caper

More?

Would you call this controversy over what to call Tattoogate Tattoogategate?

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Ohio State Tattoo Rebate - That's a BINGO!

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

So let me get this straight...
You have a bunch of 18-22 year olds, who come from a variety of socio-economic backgrounds and go to school in a culture where class isn't a priority, nor is following NCAA rules. Now you're going to give all these kids a pair of rare, collectible Jordans in a world where Jordans are coveted by many.

They REALLY didn't expect that any of these individuals would be enterprising enough to capitalize on this?!?!

They didn't have a class for that...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

yes, they did, but their tutors took all the attendance quizzes for them

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No, they just expected them to not get caught. It is an unspoken perk. This is why coaches sell themselves as a school that wears Jordan branded merchandise. It is not because Jordan makes vastly superior cleats.

The reselling of school issued shoes is not a new or rare occurrence. I think it was Jamarcus Russell or someone else at LSU that got caught with a whole closet full of brand new shoes.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Whew, glad VT doesn't have to worry about this. Purdue or UVA would get a custom shoe in the Nike pecking order before we would

Whenever I see a story like this, I think of the Steve Spurrier quote about playing Georgia early in the season,

I don't know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.

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The real question is- did they get their Business 110 credits for it?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"