What the heck were you drinking?

I'll start. Colonel EH Taylor small batch bourbon.

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Jefferson Reserve Old Fashioned.

Allagash White pitchers at Spider Kellys

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Sam Oktoberfest in color-correct cans

Same. In little VT plastic cups that I used for the first time.

Boulevard tank 7

Danny is always open

That's a good one.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Abita amber with a little gentleman jack thrown in for good measure. Watching from the west coast so I could imbibe and still make a respectful bed time. Go hokies!!

Goose island Oktoberfest

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Antibiotics

Keep calm, Gobble on

This guy knows how to party

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Did they hand them out at the stadium, or did you bring your own?

My doctor hooked me up

Wash yo dick kids

Keep calm, Gobble on

Wait did your doctor hook you up with the antibiotics or the reason you needed them?

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

The less fun one

Keep calm, Gobble on

Same. Had my appendix taken out while on vacation.

Where do you find EH Taylor in Roanoke?

I play the game locally (look at the current inventory Friday afternoon on the VA ABC website), but get most of my bourbon from Tennessee. There is a store in Knoxville that has "unobtanium bourbon" on the shelves, which is on the way to my folks place.

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"How many of the Buffalo Trace do you have?"

"you want fifths or 1.75s?"

"Fifths is fine"

"Last I saw we have 8"

"Bottles?"

"cases"

Blanton's single barrel neat

Fruit punch Gatorade

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Eagle rare, rocks

Otra Vez because that means "another beer"

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Apple Jack.

PBR. Before the game I decided that I was going to shotgun one every time VT scored a touchdown. I was hoping for a couple more shotguns and maybe one puke session off the front porch, but I'll take the win and absence of a hangover during class tomorrow I guess.

Marshall University graduate.
Virginia Tech fanatic.
Formerly known as JWillHokieAlum.

Wild Hokie 101 and Ginger Ale

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Sent this to my UVA buddy who was talking shit all night

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Made a maroon and orange ale (maroon in a goass, pours orange). Started drinking it and didn't stop because we just kept kicking ass.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Everclear 190

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Maker's 46

Since the wife was out of town, I did not think it was a good idea for me to walk into an ABC store carrying a 6 month old to pick up a bottle of John J Bowman for the game. Looks like I will be drinking Maker's 46 this year.

Albino Monkey by Strangeways

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Koolaid, so much Bud Koolaid!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

All these great drink and my ass was drinking water!

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

you weren't the only one.

It's cool. I was drinking Coors Lite too.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Night Call from Triple Crossing

1-0 every week

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Busch lite and miller lite

Always a great idea to drink water to rehydrate!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

Captain and Coke!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

coke zero sugar

First time ever had bourbon, neat at the start of each half (not a teetotaler, but have a personal history that's always biased me against bourbon). Seems like a new tradition has been started.

30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

Royal Dutch! It's terrible but I guess now I have to drink it every game.

Hokie Nation appreciates your sacrifice.

Picked up a bottle of this stuff in Lexington on my way back home before the game yesterday. It's pretty tasty.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Bell's Lager of the Lakes

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

Busch Light. There was some magic in those cans after all.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Did a jolly rancher shot (or two heh) before pregame then did an Azza (I dunno, it was on mixology when I entered my drinks) which was just one part malibu and one part peach schnapps.

It was a good game.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Picked up my first bottle of Buffalo Trace - I guess that's what I'll be drinking for the rest of the season. Nice flavor - paired well with a thrashing of the Seminoles.

JP

depending on what state you live in, they can be hard to find.

Pick them up whenever you see them.

Picked up the last available bottle in my buddy's package store - Delaware. I'll have to ask him to hold a few for me next time he gets a shipment. This is a great bourbon for $35. Couldn't believe it.

JP

Yeah, they get scarce on Delmarva. Grab em when you see em.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Broke open a bottle of Wild Turkey that will be divided equaly between each away game. Seems like it's bringing good luck.

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Devil's Backbone Trail Angel Weiss. Very good stuff.

β€œYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

I had one of those too. Along with half the DB variety pack it came in

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

A review of the cans piled in front of my television shows Busch Light, Keystone Light, and Coors Light. I am not productive at work today.

Johnnie Walker 18 Year. finished off a birthday bottle.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

I had one of these. (And the Arnold Palmers I always have brewed up. Don't judge me, it was a long weekend.)

I'd better hit the grocery store soon, to make sure I have enough for the whole season.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Started with Redemption High Rye Bourbon
Ended with Basil Hayden Dark Rye

Bulliet and water

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

1st Qtr: Highland Daycation
2nd & 3rd: A helles lager, that I can't remember the brewery of.
4th Qtr: Founders All Day IPA

Obviously we play better when I am drinking a session IPA!

Larceny Bourbon & Dr Pepper.

Had a hell of a weekend. Sunday brunch from 10a-10p. Drank two busch lights last night and decided that I simply could not. Switched to water (really, water, not 'water') because I had to have something to nerve drink while pacing around the house. Pros: when I jumped up and down and spilled a bunch, just water so even Mrs. Lwyr (for real now) didn't give a fuck. Cons: fucking had to pee all night.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

Bud Heavy and Fosters mixed. Bud Fosters.

Spenge the Man. Go Hokies!

Eyes. Have. Been. Opened....

Budweiser.

Diesels only.

"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something." -Ron Swanson

I went to my first Virginia Tech bowl game while I was in the womb.

Heard that.

Mike's Secret Stuff. Also, Hardywood Richmond Lager and lots of it.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Coors Light... Needed to be able to drink the whole game and make it to work this morning.

Kickoff: Widow Jane 10Yr (Brooklyn, NY)

Rest of game: Nole Tears 2018 (Tallahassee, FL)

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

The blood of our enemy, that and some Tree House.

@hokie_rd

I would love to find a continuous supply of Green. Sooooooo goooood.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Bud Light, with some celebratory post game High West (don't remember which type)

Beer during the game (had to drive home). Devil's Tramping Ground from Aviator, Dragon's Milk from New Holland, Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA from New Belgium. So amped after the game I had to have a few bourbons to relax and fall asleep while rewatching the game when I got home. Bulliet, Wild Turkey 101 and EW 1783 (which I now stock up on to drink after I've had a couple of anything else), on the rocks. Still got the happy hurting feeling a bit now.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Dragon's Milk can kick your ass. It's like 11% ABV.

That's why I also had the Devil's Tramping Ground Triple and Voodoo Imperials at 9% ABV each. Pace myself.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Get Bent IPA First and second qtrs. Basil Gin Smash at half time, back to the IPA third and fourth qtr.

Started off with Larceny and Bulleit, apparently found my way to my keyboard after the game, and finished off with some Quiet Man, which according to drunk Beard is "the good whiskey." But the others aren't awful.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Miller Lite. I think I should get some stock options at this point.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Bud Light because I'm 4 months removed from college and still poor

I'm 3 years removed and I still drink Busch for game days. If I drank 26 nice beers yesterday night I'd still be drunk, 26 Busch Lights? Good to go in the morning.

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Basil Hayden + coke

Got stuck watching the first half on my laptop with closed caption on...didn't wanna jinx anything so finished the game that way.

Am i stuck watching silent games all year?!

I hope that was not in the same glass at the same time. If it was, remind me to keep you away from my liquor collection.

Sweet tea then water when it got later.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.