Good Laugh Compliments of LOLUVA

After (unfortunately) missing the hype in Lane Stadium last year when Clemson came to town, I was imagining earlier in the day about how insane the pre game atmosphere would be for Notre Dame if all goes well the next 4 games.

Then browsing Facebook, I stumbled across this video on my wall and had a good laugh.

https://www.facebook.com/VirginiaCavaliers/videos/676015379442633/

I think I would quietly get up and leave the stadium if anything remotely similar to this played prior to our football games.

Can't wait to jump on 10/6....

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What. The. Füüükkk??

We put the K in Kwality

This looks like a scene from Sharknado.

uva sucks

that...was...awful

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I should not have watched this while eating...nearly died!

It's cheesy as hell, but I actually feel like it would look cool if literally any other school did it.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

For those of y'all who don't travel to Lane North, they always have one of these before a home game and when we go it is always some remdition of Cavman killing the Hokie Bird and eating him for Thanksgiving dinner. It's always just as bad as what you just saw.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

It really is laughably bad. Typically gets a chuckle throughout the stadium...so maybe it's to lighten an otherwise tense mood?

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Since when has UVA ever had a tense mood at a football game?

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

*tense for me. I literally was ready to vomit in stadium that first drive last night...didn't even drink that much at the tailgate, I was just anxious as hell lol the UVA games are kinda the same except the drinking is amplified by a billion.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Does Cavman even know what turkey tastes like?

Is coronavirus over yet?

Last time UVA beat VT, CavMan was a CavTot, and he was too young to retain that memory.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Thanksgiving was not recognized as a holiday the last time UVA beat VT in football

The Dude Abides

Cavman prefers cornish hens.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Damn. Come to think of it, so do I.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Makes me want to find that video they put out trying to get their students to show up in 2011

Danny is always open

Did one of those super cheap Taiwanese animation companies make this??

It's like a middle schooler discovered how to use a video program for the first time

Dafuq

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

WOW.

This is some of the lamest shit I've ever seen. 0/10 would not watch again.

Looks like a nintendo 64 cut scene

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

They have been doing this for a good 15 years or so, but the graphics and creativity have not improved at all with the technology

I was about to post the same thing. I thought this had to be from a Spiders game years ago, but nope, its from this week. It has been going on a long time. And I would guess 15 years as well, and it looks exact same as it did then. I guess that is supposed to whip the wild Scott Stadium crowd into a frenzy.

I guess by using bad CGI, they don't have to worry about Cavman falling off the horse.

That was totally juvenile.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Holy wow... I thought they stopped doing the Adventures of Cavman a decade ago, and they were cheesy back then. The fact this is still going on is.... hilarious

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Oh wow, that is....worse than usual

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Embedded here so you dont have to click the link/leave the page.

Looks like they spared no expense...this is even cheesier than the Vegas Golden Knights pre-game "show" during the Stanley Cup playoffs.

The idea with the projector technology was/is decent.... I think they should've had them wear track spikes and choreographed a much better fight than what they could've done/did on skates.

Any who: Go Caps

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

No way they would've let them on the ice in spikes before a game.

Cavman's horse is fat.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

That's because he doesn't work out on a treadmill

The Dude Abides

I have a feeling that this will be their new recruiting video.

Where's the one from the UMBC game?

Gobble Till You Wobble

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

That's not how webs work....

and a black widow's red hourglass isn't on the top of the abdomen....

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Right? The spider got him. Full Shelob situation there.

GOOD LAUGH COMPLIMENTS OF LOLUVA

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Okay until he missed several obvious opportunities to cut through webs ("how are we supposed to animate that?!?") and then bounced off of one without sticking.

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Maybe he couldn't cut through the web because he traded in his sword for a giant glow stick?

But his glow stick causes explosions!

Wahoos.....Doing hard things together again.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Wahoos football...Hardly doing things together.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Deadass, these are actually the most interesting part of a Cavs game lol.

Dear LOLUVA:

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

It's even better when you realize what he's actually measuring is how valuable the CFB brand of each school is relative to how much money they spend trying to develop said brand. What this article is calling the bottom 5 fanbases could probably be restated to be the top 5 biggest try hards in CFB.

In defense of WVU, I suspect the issue for them is they spend a lot of money on their athletic program and their fans simply don't have a lot of money to spend on merchandise.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

How are they supposed to make a decent video when they only have 27 ACC-Caliber Digital Animators on staff?

Why didn't Cavman get stuck in the spider web?

Exactly what I was wondering...

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

So, what did their video look like when they took on UMBC?

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

I'm pretty sure that used to be their intro before Cavman took the field with the team up until a couple years ago, when they made it a 10 minutes pregame or halftime thing or whatever they do with it now. Imagine that being your team's Enter Sandman. Yeesh.

soooooo UVA has created an AR version of CAVMAN. You can print out a UVA decal, point your phone at it and Cavman dances on it.
https://uvaclubs.virginia.edu/cavman/
Then you post #cavman on social media. I feel like there is a ton of Friday afternoon fun of things we hokie fans could do with this technology.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

GUNTAR. MASHUP. GO!!

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Whose boots did he steal?

uva is like the little sister that is always wearing big brothers clothes; they don't fit, they don't look right, and they're annoying as hell trying to act like one of the big kids.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan