Well fam, it's time to get our minds and bodies ready for the battle with Duke on Saturday. Yes, Cutcliffe is respectable...but this is the Hatin' On series.
Bring it!
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Coach Cut watched the ODU film and smiled. Then got serious because Coach Cut doesn't take pride in other peoples failures.
Then hand wrote an encouragement note to Fuente.
Dave double dips while in a buffet line. Then leans over to you and says "you didn't see a thing."
David Cutcliffe took my mom out for a nice steak dinner and had her home before curfew. He then called the next day to thank her and my grandpa for letting him take her out.
David Cutcliffe leaves 2 car lengths in front of him on the beltway and let's everyone merge in as long as they use their turn signal.
David Cutcliffe spoils his grandchildren...
...with wonderful stories about the inner workings of college athletics.
David Cutcliffe wants to limit me to using this GIF only 3x a day
I just came from the other thread, this is perfect.
David Cutcliffe posted a " let's stay supportive" comment on THE OTHER THREAD.
I never root for injuries. However, this gif makes me desire to hear the snapping and ripping of Jakub Voracek's antiprotons cruciate ligament.
antiprotons?
Yes. In the knee you have three main ligaments. The anti-proton cruciate ligament, the medial-proton cruciate ligament, and the pro-proton cruciate ligament. They are anti, medial, or pro based on whether they control forward, sideways, or backwards movement, ie. they move you in a positive, sideways, or negative direction.
FTFY.
I am all aboard on the Gritty Gif hype train, even though I can't stand the Flyers.
Can I use this one?
Keep this gif going I want to see it everywhere there will be a leg for everytime I see Gritty.
I may get thrown in the banishing cabinet if I am not too careful
Why is that kid throwing a football at that cloud's farting butthole?
I didn't participate last week and we lost.
David Cutcliffe only has sugar free ice cream when you come over for a party.
Well, I participated last week and we lost. I never participate in these things anymore, and I never will again.
David Cutcliffe once raised his voice to another human being years and year ago after being unfairly disrespected.
David Cutcliffe makes me actually want a Duke athletic program to be successful.
He isn't that pleasant.
David Cutcliffe eats sugar free Werther's
You leave Werther's out of this!!!
The only thing I can hate on the guy about is that he is a colleague of
Fuck Mike Krywzkzkzzkwkwkwiiwkzkwkskwwkyzzzz
David Cutcliffe will respect you
...and will upvote you anyway
If you respect someone enough, you downvote them.
Is that what happened to DC? ;^)
If they come back anyway, you know it was meant to be.
David Cutcliffe only plays as Toad in Mario Kart... and never uses items.
Presidential penis baby
David Cutcliffe just earned Eagle Scout
David Cutcliffe thinks Miracle Whip is better than Duke's Mayonnaise.
David Cutcliffes real parents were Ward and June Cleaver.
David Cutcliffe never selects OddJob or the Moonraker laser.
Can't tell if you're hatin' or lovin' on the guy...
Select Moonraker Elite (female type) to counter any Oddjob users.
Can't tell if you are too old or too young for this reference. But I weep for you anyway
LBT right meow
Coach Cutcliffe encourages us to make a hatin on thread for him even though he thinks we are better than that
David Cutcliffe has a workshop in his basement where he constructs ships in bottles. He gives them as gifts. He has special cards that read:
Hope. Dream. Sail into your future.
David Cutcliffe says "pardon me" when he queefs.
Excuse me?
DAVID CUTCLIFFE SAYS "PARDON ME" WHEN HE QUEEFS.
In fortnite, David Cutcliffe will build a box around you when you are downed and leave you with meds and shields instead of eliminating you.
You should take notes.
Sure I'll start jotting down notes next time you go AFK in the middle of a match
You play PS4 or XBOX?
As of today, that doesn't matter anymore. Sony is now allowing Crossplay, starting with Fortnite
I heard this earlier, but THIS is the type of hard hitting news I need more of
They finally caved. And fortnite made it possible. All Hail Kevin!
David Cutcliffe watches Night Court during the day
and now that song is in my head.
Going to have to go find the ringtone i made years ago and put it back on my phone.
David Cutcliffe is a wonderful man and an example of what a coach should be. He is also the coach we face after one of the most humiliating, gut-wrenching losses VT has ever endured. And so I feel sympathy for what David Cutcliffe is about to suffer.
Cutcliffe jams to Bryan Adams to get hyped up
When it comes to David Cutcliffe, everything he does, he does it for you
David Cutcliffe spelled backward is Frank Beamer!
David Cutcliffe orders a bourbon and Pepsi.
What a legend
What a hipster.
David Cutcliffe once walked into the wrong locker room and gave the Virginia Tech Hokies a pump up speech to raise their morale after a bad loss to ODU causing them to run the table and win the ACC.
David Cutcliffe said our orange jerseys looked handsome last week.
David Cutcliffe said "Oscar dang Bradburn put in a sub par effort ".
David Cutcliffe doesn't ask "what is a Hokie."
This is far and away my favorite Hatin' On thread every year because nobody hates David Cutcliffe.
David Cutcliffe wants to know if you're working hard or hardly working?
David Cutcliffe thinks we might have a case of the Mondays, but still wants us to Hang In There!
David Cutcliffe thinks that Ryan Willis is deceptively fast
And a real gym rat.
David Cutcliffe thinks that Justin Fuente was getting his JMU moment out of the way early on.
David Cutcliffe thinks that Trevon Hill has a good heart, but lost his way. David Cutcliffe hopes that Trevon can turn it around and appreciate all that God has given him.
David Cutcliffe responded to a reesejenks520 comment.
David Cutcliffe upvoted dcwilson
David Cutcliffe thought dc was just frustrated
David Cutcliffe thinks it was good that dcwilson and Trevon Hill didn't keep their emotions all bottled up inside
David Cutcliffe is willing to donate to the Hokie Club even if ECU is still on the schedule.
Apparently David Cutcliffe once shared an apartment in the Susan B. Anthony Hotel with HorseOnATreadmill.
via GIPHY
David Cutcliffe isn't worried about his username being taken by someone else on reddit.
Damn, talking about blowing your load...
David Cutcliffe out of his will
David Cutcliffes into the side of the Grand Canyon with nothing but his outstanding goodwill towards hunanity's affinity for nature.
David Cutcliffe from the team
David Cutcliffe grew up playing cops and lawyers instead of cops and robbers.
David Cutcliffe and I don't care
David Cutcliffe and I don't care
David Cutcliffe and I don't care the dookies gone awayyyyy
PS: sorry, Evan Williams came for a visit tonight
Just finished some 1792! Switched it up back to my favorite, sailor Jerry
1792 is pretty good too.
Wild Turkey Rare Breed
WT 101
Evan Williams white label
Russells Reserve
Jameson
1792
Knob Creek
My faves in that order
David Cutcliffe suggested that Dook make a halftime video with a RoyalFamilyMemberOnATreadmill
Oh heck I just remembered we've lost to the Dukes and the Monarchs so when we play Dook it isn't looking good for us.
David Cutcliffe was once celebrated for his good looks while dating Selena Gomez
David Cutcliffe likes that Paul Johnson and pat Narduzzi coach in the ACC...because it means he can occasionally loose his cool and no one notices. But really, he thinks those guys are douche canoes just like the rest of us.
David Cutliffe is one shady recruiter
... and I'm not so sure his motivational techniques are sound, either.
David Cutcliffe invites you to his cookout but since he has high sodium levels, he only has unsalted ketchup and potato chips. He asks you how you'd like your steak cooked and no matter your answer, they are all Well Done.
David Cutcliffe thinks Uncle Rico would've won state and would be living in a mansion with his soulmate.
David Cutcliffe enjoys reading his own hatin on thread and says it's all in the spirit of good, honest competition.
Ha! I was thinking about posting something like this but couldn't find the words. You nailed it.
David Cutcliffe donates rice to Uncle Ben's with great responsibility.
David Cutcliffe orders a super sized meal from McDonald's and orders a diet Coke to cut down on calories
But then he decides to mix it half regular coke and half diet since he's trying to watch his weight. He orders a 6 piece chicken McNugget then asks if they can trow 2 of them away. He also gets a filet o' fish sandwich cause it has less calories... cause its fish. And cherries jubilee and that's it.
David Cutcliffe reads bedtime stories to his grandkids every night.= but forgot one time.
That's about as mean as I can be to him
David Cutcliffe returns other people's shopping carts
David Cutcliffe things that playing in an 8-some is way quicker than playing in two 4-somes.
David Cutcliffe is the coach of Duke football
Coach Cut is a pretty good dude and a solid coach. I hate his team though.
Coach Cutcliffe is very impressed by your ability to pickup the entire gallon of milk with one hand.
You mean...THIS GALLON OF MILK RIGHT HERE!?
Ohhhhh Nicholas!!!
David Cutcliffe waits to throw the Red Shell until it will hit an AI instead of you. In fact, if he's in 2nd behind you, he drops back to third to do just that
Coach Cutcliffe will wait until after you have fallen off the edge to use the lightning
When the waitress hands David Cutcliffe the bill he says "What's the damage" with a mischievous smirk
When it starts to rain David Cutcliffe looks outside appraisingly with his hands on his hips and says "The grass really needed some watering"
DAVID CUTCLIFFE ALWAYS TYPES LIKE THIS BECAUSE HE DOESN"T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
Oh damn, did you just go shots fired on Joe?
A TKP MODERATOR WAS TYPING IN ALL CAPS, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!
David Cutcliffe gives you a Werther's original when you ask for one, but when you ask for another he says "he doesn't have anymore" as he tries to stealthily hide the bag full of them.
David Cutcliffe thinks mascots shouldn't be taken too seriously and chuckles to himself every time Wasknick posts the Gritty gif.
David Cutcliffe happily gives your wife some candy 🍬
David Cutcliffe started a go-fund-me for Josh Jacksons ankle
Cutcliffe locker room motivation speech:
.
David Cutcliffe enjoys (1) top shelf whiskey neat after a long day of coaching
No this is too nice.
David Cutcliffe mixes top shelf whiskey with Food Lion brand cola. He'll put a little squeeze of pre-packaged citrus juice for extra flavor
David Cutcliffe always gives his doctors a pat on the back and a "good job" after they just gave him his hernia exam.
Last time Mrs. CPA and I went to dinner, I asked for the check and the server told me David Cutcliffe already paid it.
David Cutcliffe sits in the left turn lane and guns it on a solid green thinking he can make it across before the cars that have the right-of-way go.
Sounds like you've driven in Wythe County...
It's terrible in Richmond. Horrible traffic patterns + potholes galore + a lot of really stupid drivers.
David Cutcliffe believes Moe's is a good alternative and worthy competitor to Chipotle.
i puked in my mouth reading this...
...side note: visited a place called Barbacoa in PCB while on vacation. The rest of their locations are in Utah. Beats Moe's and Chipotle, hands down.
Cutcliffe thinks that dc was railroaded by the community
Cutcliffe motorboats with his eyes open
David Cutcliffe once accidentally threw away his silverware at Panera.
And then went to the manager and offered to pay for it.
David Cutcliffe only takes 1 fork and one napkin from Chipotle.
David Cutcliffe buys bottles of Tobasco sauce at the store instead of taking the free ones they give out at Chipotle.
David Cutcliffe prefers Texas Pete over Tobasco
He is a coach in North Carolina... so that totally makes sense.
Texas Pete
Coach Cutcliffe thinks the "Frank and Hank" show is overrated. And Hank should only get 2 walks a day.
Coach Cutcliffe keeps a bully stick treat in his back pocket for Hank and some extra Werthers just in case Frank forgot.
David Cutcliffe complains about downvotes.
David Cutcliffe thinks points matter on "Who's Line is it Anyway"
David Cutcliffe low-key posts on TKP under his initials, and added the name of his former player Shaun Wilson for anonymity sake.......
David Cutcliffe just found out that flamingoes sometimes fall asleep in cold water that then freezes around their feet. They then have to wait until the warmer part of the day when it melts or peck their way out. He finds this quite hilarious.
I once saw David Cutcliffe take a hair dryer out to warm up the ice so that the flamingo could free itself. While the hair dryer was doing its work, he pulled a live fish from the water, chewed it up, and regurgitated it into the flamingo's mouth so that it wouldn't go hungry. When the flamingo was free, he gave it a Werther's Original, gently knuckled it on the chin, and told it to be careful, it's a tough world out there.
David Cutcliffe gets hit in the face with a football during practice - immediately apologizes and blames himself for standing in the way.
Cutcliffe gives you a leg even when he doesn't like what you posted. Hell of a guy.... I mean he sucks
David Cutcliffe once felt so bad for Hokie Nation after a loss to a crappy upstart FBS team that he let them beat duke.