Gambling Lines, Week 11

rough weekend for betting:

oh wait, I posted the wrong one (#humblebrag)
what I meant to post was this one:

Serves me right for ever picking LOLUVa.

On to the lines:

  • Kentucky (-4.5) @ Tennessee. Tennessee barely managed a win over Charlotte. Let that soak in. Laugh heartily. Repeat.
  • VT (+2.5) @ Pitt. This is how bad Pitt is. Even with the 3 point home field advantage, Pitt is only a 2.5 point favorite. Why all the hand wringing, hokie nation? We aren't being led into any slaughters until we play Clemson in Charlotte. This is toss up game 1 of 3.
  • Miami (+4.5) @ GT. Again, Miami shouldn't scare anyone right now. GT has next to no chance (or maybe no chance) to win the division and yet they are favored by almost a TD.
  • anOSU (-3.5) @ Michigan State. This should be a blow out. Sure, Michigan State beat Purdue who beat anOSU, but I don't see this being closer than a TD.
  • Navy (+22.5) @ UCF. Surely Navy wouldn't get blown out by 23 to another American team, right? Let me introduce you to the Cincinnati Bearcats...
Teams Spread ........................... Teams Spread
Kent State +20 Miss State +25
Buffalo Bama
Ohio -3.5 Purdue -11.5
Miami (OH) Minnesota
Toledo +3 Wash State -6
Northern Illinois Colorado
Wake Forest +17 Kentucky -4.5
NC State Tennessee
Louisville +21 Northwestern +10
Syracuse Iowa
Fresno State -3 New Mexico +13.5
Boise State Air Force
Navy +25.5 Baylor +14.5
UCF Iowa State
Akron +13 Ok State +17.5
Eastern Michigan Oklahoma
SMU -19.5 San Jose State +31
Uconn Utah State
BYU -13.5 App State -21
Umass Texas State
anOSU -3.5 Eastern Carolina +13.5
Michigan State Tulane
Maryland +3 Georgia State +14
Indiana UL Lafayette
USCjr +6.5 Arkansas State -6
Florida Coastal Carolina
Wisconsin +8 UL Monroe -5.5
Pedo State South Alabama
Ole Miss +11.5 Western Kentucky +19
aTm FAU
Kansas +12.5 Oregon +3.5
Kansas State Utah
TCU +13.5 Rice +25
WVU Louisiana Tech
Tulsa +15.5 RIU -10.5
Memphis UTSA
Vandy +17 Miami (Fl) +3.5
Mizzou GT
Illinois +17.5 Temple +4.5
Nebraska Houston
UNCheat +10.5 South Florida +12
Duke Cincinnati
Troy even Auburn +14.5
Georgia Southern UGA
North Texas -14.5 Texas -1.5
ODU Texas Tech
UCLA +12.5 Southern Mississippi +11.5
Arizona State UAB
Charlotte +14.5 LSU -13.5
Marshall Arkansas
Liberty +23.5 FSU +18
LOLUVa ND
MTSU -14 Clemson -20
UTEP BC
Bowling Green +7.5 Oregon State +23.5
Central Michigan Stanford
Michigan -38.5 UNLV +21.5
Rutgers San Diego State
VT +2.5 California +5.5
Pitt USC
Colorado State +13
Nevada

As always, please do not take my ramblings as legitimate gambling advice. You will lose your shirt and anything else you're foolish enough to bet based on my idiocy. TKP does not encourage gambling and even if it did, I am neither employed nor sanctioned by Orange and Maroon Media, LLC so who cares.

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Comments

Michigan/Rutgers is gon' get ugly. Lay the points.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Can someone explain to me how Texas is only a 1.5 pt favorite to TTU?

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TIL that Wisconsin's QB may be out with a concussion (thanks pick six!). Will be watching that Penn State line closely when the injury report comes out.

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got my bets in for the week. My potential money makers:

LSU (-13.5) - bet heavy on this because I believe in my heart of hearts that Arkansas is straight garbage. If this hits, I make money on the weekend no matter what else happens. Kids, that's called "putting all your eggs in one basket."

4 leg parlay: Kentucky (-4.5), WVU (-9.5), Pedo state (-8), anOSU (-6) - I also bet a couple of these on their own just in case. So, needless to say, I'm really hoping all four hit.

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Kentucky better get their shit together cause I got the other three legs of that parlay and it would just be cruel if the Vols actually have a decent game for once.

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Yeah Kentucky is boning me

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Has anyone checked out the new sports book at Hollywood Races and Slots over in WV? Any thoughts on the venue as a place not only to bet but also to watch games?

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Rice is a 25 pt dog to Louisiana Tech. That seems like a huge spread for two perennial sub .500 teams, is Rice that bad?

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

yes they are bad. And they are fairly bad against the spread. They are 4-6 against the spread. The best of those games was when they lost by 18 instead of the expected 25.5.

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I tried so hard to just bet single games at varying time slots to go up last week. Which led me to just go even through the whole day so I carried it on to the NFL...I'm still even. I guess that's a win 12 straight bets with a solid 6-6. I'm not doing well this year.

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