Hey, you guys asked lots of great questions last week! At least, you asked me questions that allowed me to rant about Family Feud and sandwiches, which keeps me from annoying my wife about these things. She wants us to do it again! It's a good way to kill time until our favorite team takes the court against Ball State. Put all your burning questions, football related or not, in the comments, and I'll make some more shit up.
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Where exactly is the line drawn between what is considered art and not art?
Why did anyone think Dane Cook was funny?
Here here
I was young, not afraid to admit it.
Yep. Teenage highlander thought Vicious Circle was the funniest thing he'd ever seen.
I remember seeing a Dane Cook special at a small club or something - i think it was his first show - and he was HILARIOUS. After that it all went downhill.
End the debate once and for all - is Die Hard a Christmas movie or is it not?
It is. Ho, Ho, Ho.
Which is the better VT sports mantra? Fuente's Going 1-0 this week or Buzz's #GetBetter?
1-0 because I like winning. Get better doesn't mean you win.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Hot Take: Hot dogs are a hybrid between sandwiches and tacos. Sandwiches need to be side opening. Top opening foods are more vehicles than anything else.
Is a sub/hoagie... a sandwich?
What three items would you buy at Walmart if the single, overarching goal of the transaction was to creep out the cashier?
large quantities of cheap towels
Towels, bleach, and a set of kitchen knives.
two cans of chilli beans and a pack of toilet paper
A scented candle, a large cucumber, and a pack of condoms.
A scented candle, a large durian, a tub of vasoline.
The durian alone should be enough.
Big bottle of stool softener, bottle of colon cleanse, and a turkey baster
McGruber, is that you?
A wooden baseball bat, a large box of nails, and roller skates
You can take one player from each of the teams we lost to and add them to our roster. Who do you choose?
Notre Dame: Jerry Tillery
Old Dominion: Jonathan Duhart
Georgia Tech: Anree Saint-Amour
Boston College: Zach Allen
Pitt: George Aston
Any QBs or RBs?
Aston is a RB. Ran for a TD vs us.
You said one. RB would be the next pick from Pitt. BC would be 2nd or 3rd (I liked their LB.)
Spring game: Mook Reynolds
Top 5 movies
Most random VT football and basketball player you can think of
Purnell Sturdivant
What makes them random?
Benny Wolfe.
Idk, it's pretty subjective. I like to think of it as hitting the sweet spot of someone obscure enough that you probably haven't thought of them in years but also impactful enough that you're like, " oh yeah I remember them they were kinda good". Or just a funny name.
Nice dude, good special teamer
Basketball: Jeff King
Football: Devin Wilson
Carlis Parker and Victor Davila
Jahree Cheeseman
Cartoons Plural
FB: Cory Price
BB: Nigel Munson
Football: Ben Taylor
Basketball: Ace Custis
I wish I still had the Ace Custis poster that hung in my boyhood room for awhile.
FB: George George
BB: Bimbo Coles
Dustin Pickle
Alvaro Tor
I loved the pickle. Dude was a hell of a special teamer.
Football: Kalvin Cline
Basketball: Lewis Witcher
FB: Rosco Coles
BB: Dale Soloman
FB: Bart McMillan
BB: Robert Krabbendam
Best place to set up for a zombie apocalypse and why?
What are the top five shittiest movies besides Top Gun and Home Alone that all the people tell you are good?
1) The Shape of Water.
Now you don't like Home Alone? Geezum
Leg for "geezum" because before you said that I thought my fiancé's Dad was the only human in the world that knew that word.
Forrest Gump
Top Gun
Alien vs Predator
Ghost Ship
Coyote Ugly
Bullworth
I know you said "besides Top Gun" but it sucks so much it has to be on everybody's list
Here here
"Hey French!"
if all of the Fullers got together to play football (or any REAL sport) against an loluva "all star" team, how badly would the Fullers beat them?
What player on the team is the most likely to go pro in a different sport?
Bradburn
QP, Engineering
Which of French's non football related opinions is the worst and why is it his disdain of cheese?
"Hey, that milk has gone bad. We should pour it on this potato."- The inventor of cheese
Yuck.
"Hey this juice from this fruit has gone bad. Let's let it get even older and then drink it once it burns our throats." - The inventor of alcohol
I take it you hate booze too? 😜
Dunno if he hates it, but I think French has said a few times that he doesn't drink.
If you were using that argument to oppose sour cream, I'd be with you. I mean, it says it right there on the label... IT'S GONE SOUR!!! Why anyone wants to eat that nasty slime is beyond me. But cheese is frickin awesome, man.
Guinness from a glass bottle or a can? You don't have anything else to pour into. Which do you take and why?
I'm just here to ask for a mini foerensics on our next big opponent Ball State. While I've never visited, I have heard good things about this state as a whole. Can you confirm and/or provide a brief history?
If not, I really just want some more food reviews. Thanks,
What is the most times you have pooped in the grocery store restroom in one day?
What is worse, naming your team after a thing that destroys your campus every time it comes to town or naming your team after a thing you eat during your football contests?
Follow up, should a Golden Hurricane be more or less feared than a regular hurricane?
Depends on whether or not the Golden Hurricane is taking place inside of a Russian hotel suite.
Is a golden hurricane just code for a golden shower by multiple showerheads?
When are they finally going to air the TRUE "Fuller House"?
And where are you in this photo?
Will this incarnation of Fuller House include a cameo by the Ashley-Kate, Mary, and Greg Olsen triplets?
I believe he is taking the photo in this photo.
What coach and what team besides UVA do you hate the most? Football and basketball
Compare this years team to one item on the menu at Dietrick
I can answer this.....Scrod...... circa 1987 when i was there......uuugggghhhh.
Why do you have to mention the cursed fish? Four years of Shultz scrod nearly was the death of every cadet on upper quad.
Is Hilgart helping with Shibest's fupa reduction?
Buckminster Fuller?
Why does Numb have over 1 billion views?
Oldie but goodie.
What food should be added to the Lane Stadium snack bars (outside of alcohol)?
You have one Hokie that's been granted 3 games of eligibility to come back and play (they are in the same physical condition as their previous year in orange & maroon), does Mike Vick score more on the ground or through the air?
True or false there is a direct correlation between the posting of "foe" rensics and the Hokies performance on the field?
Ozark or Man in the High Castle?
Should my boyfriend bring a UMBC shirt as a dirty Santa gift for his first Christmas with my family where 40% of the grandkids graduated from UVA?
He should bring a UMBC shirt, hat, and Christmas tree ornament 🎅🎄🎁
Maybe a picture of the final score of the game in a really nice frame?
I might want that for myself 😂
A must have for every Hokie with LOLUVA fans/alumni in their family
Why do people say an alarm is going off if it is actually turning on?
Why can you get off on something, but it also turns you on? English weirds words.
That's the same thing - only different
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
What's the deal with driving on a parkway and parking in a driveway?
I was actually replying to it...that was the joke.
The bigger question is: why don't chicken breasts have nipples?
How did our politics get so fucked up?
I get it, this isn't a place to talk politics. But if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, can make some good light humor out of our political climate that is still somehow appropriate for TKP, its TheFifthFuller
Meh, someone would still get butthurt and a shitstorm would follow. Best to just back away.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?