It's that time of season when (a number of) our significant others forcibly drag us to gatherings or social outings (when we'd clearly rather be doing something else, or nothing at all). Many of these events include an ugly Christmas Sweater party. Now there are a number of options out there to choose. But I think we all know what the clear & surefire winner is:
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Yup. Guaranteed to win, or lose (or whichever one's worse) at every ug holiday sweater event. What's even more great is it make spectacular burning fuel for the Yule log.
See, burning merry and bright.
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My sister in law gave me this for Christmas a couple of years ago
But it's glorious!
That was kinda my sentiment upon 1st glance.
Yes, that sweater is a sure winner, but you have to humiliate yourself to wear it.
Ok, that's pretty good...
Seriously tho' I wouldn't even wipe my ass with these.
I am surprised nobody was wearing this either at the game or in the Christmas video.
I actually have this. It's garbage - screen printed sweatshirt, not even an actual knit sweater.
If it was real, I would wear it to every Christmas party.
Would be great for an ugly sweater run.
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Again, these links should come with a warning.
Looking at silly UVa tweets might be addictive, and lead to long term brain damage.
Larry Sabato is usually pretty reasonable, which is why he may be a gateway drug.
The smug of Glee plus the smug of UVa.
If one of these kids is a vegan, the smugness might collapse into itself to form a black hole of smug.
Or disappear completely, right up it's own smug asshole. Like San Francisco in South Park.
Is that really an "if?" I mean, this is LOLUVa. The over under on vegans in that crowd is 3.
That is glorious.
I'll take 3
I have and wear this one
The Toothless Bumble!!
I won second place at a party last weekend with this bad boy. The bottle opener may or may not have given me a hand injury.
Wow.
That's really good. Seems like an odd placement for the bottle opener that could end up giving you all sorts of injuries if you tried to use it.
Sweaters are like the cheese of over-garments. They never fit right, are a pain to keep clean, and itch like hell.
I didn't know sweaters were delicious and nutritious
Know what you mean. Cotton is too heavy, and wool can itch, but I do have a ragg wool Woolrich long sleeve and the same in a sweater vest that I swear by, especially on the water. Put enough clothes under them to protect even slight contact with your skin and you're jake. They're warm as hell, they breathe and they're not near as ugly as any sweater on this thread. Also warm if they get soaked. What's not to like? And since I just wear mine for fishing, who cares about keeping them clean?
They're good on pizza?
Macaroni and Sweater is an elite side dish too
I love my ugly sweater so much I wear it year 'round...even in the pool.
oh cmon, your pubes can't be that thick
wait, I mean... nah, you know what, rollin with it
Yeah...um...you should really just take my word for it.