Just take one for the team and change this to the March recruiting thread pt 2. It will be a little early but Little Bobby Tables anagrams to March Recruiting Thread Part 1 Was Already A Disaster
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Overheard the craziest PB story this morning. The receptionist for my chiropractor said her dog hates PB. Now generally, I trust dogs more than people, but I would put all my turkey legs on that "dog" being an informant for the MiB.
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Eat Your Landlord is the third Gritty-inspired beer we've seen since the eldritch hockey monster's arrival on the scene last fall, along with Nightmare Fuel from Bucks County's Broken Goblet Brewing and Gritty Gruel, made by South Philly's Brewery ARS, who incorporated the hot fresh donuts from Federal Donuts and ReAnimator Coffee's cold brew into the recipe.
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Not if you make Ranch properly at home. The predominant flavors should be buttermilk and parsley but I like to add a good amount of black pepper or citrus peel depending on what it's going onto. I also have had made variations with Siracha, one with roasted garlic and one with additional lime juice (to pair with fish).
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Last night, I had a large slice of Ukrops Chocolate Fudge Pie with toasted walnuts and whipped cream. You don't beat that with your cake option...you just don't.
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Never been in a Ukrops, and while I bought this same pie for a cookout side dish this past fall, I'd never tasted it until this one. Fantastic pie. I'm glad my Food Lion has decided to carry it, but it's a bit pricey for much more than an occasional treat. But oh, what a treat.
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This content is so informative.....this thread should be locked for members only. THIS is why I visit TKP nearly every day. Damn I'm proud to be a Hokie.
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God in Heaven you people and your weird tastes. Floppy bacon is undercooked bacon which is a wasteful travesty. I once got a spanking when I wouldn't eat that bendy-ass crap at an aunt's house and as much as I like bacon, and I REALLY like bacon, I will not eat it if it isn't crispy and no one else should either.
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And especially since then you have not rendered out all the fat goodness and so cannot properly enjoy things as fully, such as popcorn with bacon fat (instead of butter), potatoes fried in bacon fat, etc.
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While true to an extent, I have to discriminate store bough bacon somewhat. HokieEnginerd makes his own bacon and it is AMAZING!!! He has been told that he has ruined buying bacon for people. Most store bought bacon now pales in comparison.
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Even store-bought bacon is of variable quality. One time, we bought the giant pack of Kroger-brand bacon because it was hella cheap, but it was awful. Was way fattier than any bacon I'd ever seen, so it cooked down much more than you'd expect, and it had a funny taste to it that we couldn't ignore, so we threw most of it out.
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Pro-tip, if you flip the package over, there is a window at the bottom where you can see nearly an entire piece of bacon. Gives you an idea of ham-to-fat ratio prior to putting in the basket or cart. I've gone thru an entire row and not bought that particular brand before because of limited ham quantities.
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I don't mind some scrapple, but I prefer the local option known as Goetta (pronounced GETT-uh). Almost the same thing but uses oats instead of cornmeal which allows it to crisp up a little better.
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It's a sausage originating from the german immigrant farmers that settled in the farmland in the valley of Virginia up through the rolling farmlands of Pennsylvania all the way east to Philly.
It primarily consists of finely ground pork as would be used for sausage such as pork shoulder and ham hocks,
Cornmeal provides some structure.
Aromatics are onion and celery and sage.
It is slightly spicy primarily of black pepper, cayenne pepper.
the sausage fat is traditionally pork fat.
It is not cased but formed into a loaf form and slightly cooked.
To serve, it is sliced looking like bread slices and fried to crisp the outside of each slice.
I like it with scrambled eggs on top or in a sandwich with a good whole grain mustard.
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I don't buy it that way. See my post about rendering out bacon until it's crispy so you can enjoy it's goodness in other stuff. Well, I like it fried in bacon fat.
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sooo you telling me a thread titled "please delete" that talks about absolutely nothing stays up and my thread titled OT: barstoolVT about an incident that happened at cassell coliseum was taken down?
refer to the graph above for more info.
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some kid rode his bike off the top of the columns that DMFW used to run up. check out barstoolVT on instagram to see. I guess maybe due to graphic video it was taken of TKP. the kid didn't die lol.
Not gonna lie, I was v surprised about that too. The dumbest thing I ever did on campus was move a bottle of THF that was ~6ish years past expiration date. But I justified it by saying that the bottle was still sealed and had been packed under nitrogen. I also handled pyrophorics with what amounted to negligent PPE, but was still within permissible guidelines.
Academic safety and chemical hygiene standards'll get after ya.
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On the way to work in upstate NY yesterday, a car cuts me off in a pretty heavy snowfall. Once I get my sliding car under control, I see a Maryland plate. And then a frame around the plate that says Boston College Alumni and all I can think is, "Fuck Matt Ryan."
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Would like to make some gifs of a lot of this.
Aaaaa aaaa aaaa
I'm a lover not a fighter
Well well Mr. helper
Say it, saaaay iiiit!
Good answer good answer
I like the way you think
I'm gonna be watchin you
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I can feel the teeth starting to loosen in my head when I drink Pepsi. At least Coke tastes good enough to maintain the illusion that it's not harming my dental hygiene.
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Definitely an illusion. I remember putting a piece of beef in a dish of Coke in chemistry class in high school. Over the weekend, most of the beef had turned to particulate slush. Also read about someone working in a lab with a lot of animal hair and other stuff going down the drain. He said they poured Coke into their drain traps every weekend and never had a clog. Sooo, I tried it on a recalcitrant drain instead of Drano or Liq. Plumber. It worked.
But it definitely tastes better in a mixed drink than Pepsi.
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Any soda does that to me now. Too sweet. I don't drink any of it unless I'm at the movies, and then I'm sure to bring in a couple or few airplane bottles to cut the flavor a bit.
That being said, I have no issues draining some sickeningly sweet southern style iced tea, so...
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Trying to decide if this is the greatest thread in the history of this website, the greatest thread in the history of the internet, or if I'm just really bored on a Friday afternoon.
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It's up there. In-game thread on the Sabre during this years UVA game is Top 3 in the history of the internet too. It had more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie and really captured what heartbreak and depression looks like.
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So if I get bored I may use this thread as a test for a new idea. I call it the "gif filibuster." Basically if a thread starts to get really bad I'm just going to come in and bomb it with 100's of gifs until it's basically unloadable.
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This is the hard hitting type of community content I pay for. Leg
Whoops
Why are you leaving TKP? I don't get it. You've got such a good thing going with the anagram thing.
I should mention that "the anagram thing" anagrams to "hangman eat right"
Maybe he's just in to that sort of thing.
The pressure of holding onto that #20 spot was just too much for him.
#20? I'm #19.
Gobble gobble, chump
BTW, yellow bastard anagrams to wry toe ballads.
TIL there is a ranking system for Legs
First rank:
This is March.
Fuck it's March.
Anyone else read this title in a Nirvana tune?
"Delete meeeeee. Delete meeeeeee, my friend."
Not at first, but now I am.
If we're going the 90s route Pearl Jam's Release suits this much better.
guise i double posted a march crootin thread by accident
We're doubling the 'crootin effort?!!! Noice.
Just take one for the team and change this to the March recruiting thread pt 2. It will be a little early but Little Bobby Tables anagrams to March Recruiting Thread Part 1 Was Already A Disaster
So can we now turn this thread into one that debates food preferences? For example, creamy versus chunky peanut butter?
Strawberry or Grape Jelly?
Strawberry
Fuck yeah.
Creamy pb and strawberry j. That's where it is.
Wrong. Chunky and grape. I don't have anything against the other combo, but chunky and grape is #1
grunky chape
Which anagrams to hunky pager. An I doing this right?
Or peachy grunk
Strawberry
cheese
Cheese jelly sounds horrifying
I kind of agree, but wouldn't you just melt cheese? I mean not you personally, but normal people.
Or it could be cream cheese with strawberry jelly, which most normal people like.
Or cream cheese with pepper jelly? A true Fall treat.
chunky all day
Chunky. Unless I am making a smoothie.
Or...
Creamy vs Chunky Mayo...
Or...
Creamy vs Chunky Milk
Chunky
ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fluffinutter anyone? Marshmellow and Peanut butter
Nutella and Peanut Butter. Like eating a Reese's sandwich.
Overheard the craziest PB story this morning. The receptionist for my chiropractor said her dog hates PB. Now generally, I trust dogs more than people, but I would put all my turkey legs on that "dog" being an informant for the MiB.
This could explain so much about our dog! She doesn't like PB either. She is special... Bless her heart.
Skippy creamy all day but then that shouldn't be a surprise given my username!
Smuckers Natural chunky....best PB on the market. Don't at me.
ranch or bleu cheese?
Ranch. Bleu Cheese is a plague on the dressing scene.
You might as well have said "Ranch, because I'm a weakling"
Did you know "Ranch, because I'm a weakling" anagrams to "I have literally no idea what is good in life, I may be a wahoo"?
I thought we were all in agreement that Ranch was best because its basically the ketchup of Blacksburg.
Rivermill ranch on Rivermill Tots is a thing of glory.
Try to serve me ranch with my wings and I'll laugh at you because you're a weakling.
Congrats on getting your own beer by the way. And eating your landlord.
WHERE CAN I GET THIS. I MUST HAVE IT NOOOOOW
DRAMATIC TWIST
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You can't. https://www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2019/02/21/pliny-younger-monks-cafe-gr...
A potential solution:
"Gritty Beer" just sounds so......... *shudder*
my mom grew up in communist china. they had rewritten the words to Frère Jacques to what translates to:
♪ pan-fry the landlord ♫
The best ranch I've ever had in my life is the ranch from West End. Don't @ me. I'm 10 years post-graduation, and it's still true.
So you're admitting you don't have good taste and you're a Hoo? Bold of you to be so self-deprecating
Mayo
No
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Little Baby's ice cream will get after you
Blue Cheese all day. Ranch is for those that cant handle flavor.
Not if you make Ranch properly at home. The predominant flavors should be buttermilk and parsley but I like to add a good amount of black pepper or citrus peel depending on what it's going onto. I also have had made variations with Siracha, one with roasted garlic and one with additional lime juice (to pair with fish).
Blue cheese.
"Ranch or blue cheese?" should not be an allowable question, along with "Vanilla or chocolate?" for a Wendy's frosty.
You must be from up north somewhere.
Wisconsin will give you a strong affinity for blue cheese.
Bless your heart.
You just be from down south somewhere.
... Wait
I wanna give you a leg for Ryan Blaney but I have many doubts that you knew that.
Both are terrible
Cake. There is no other competitive option.
Last night, I had a large slice of Ukrops Chocolate Fudge Pie with toasted walnuts and whipped cream. You don't beat that with your cake option...you just don't.
Heeey before we get into this again remember the debte is over. Cake already won.
I miss working at Ukrops growing up specifically for the smell of the pies and the rainbow cookies being baked.
Never been in a Ukrops, and while I bought this same pie for a cookout side dish this past fall, I'd never tasted it until this one. Fantastic pie. I'm glad my Food Lion has decided to carry it, but it's a bit pricey for much more than an occasional treat. But oh, what a treat.
What a joke!
I feel like I missed out on something good here. Damn it.
This content is so informative.....this thread should be locked for members only. THIS is why I visit TKP nearly every day. Damn I'm proud to be a Hokie.
There should be a club for this type of thread. Should cost more and be ultra-exclusive.
Scrapple is an underrated breakfast meat. Second only to bacon.
PORK. ROLL. Nothing will ever be better than a pork roll egg and cheese on a bagel.
P.S. Bacon is only good if it's floppy
I was always taught that if I have nothing nice to say, then I should say nothing at all. Now shut your damn whore mouth. /s
God in Heaven you people and your weird tastes. Floppy bacon is undercooked bacon which is a wasteful travesty. I once got a spanking when I wouldn't eat that bendy-ass crap at an aunt's house and as much as I like bacon, and I REALLY like bacon, I will not eat it if it isn't crispy and no one else should either.
And especially since then you have not rendered out all the fat goodness and so cannot properly enjoy things as fully, such as popcorn with bacon fat (instead of butter), potatoes fried in bacon fat, etc.
MURICA
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Floppy bacon=underachieving ham.
I will only have kinda floppy bacon if its the Korean dish: Samgyupsal (grilled pork belly)
Leg for pork roll. Minus leg for floppy bacon. But leg for pork roll again.
Bacon needs to be erect.
Bacon makes me erect
Yes, bacon does.
OK, I now have an official "favorite fan".
Is it the guy in the tank in the first gif? Because he should get more credit.
Good point, but I couldn't see past the girl holding the bacon.
The second gif reminds of that young woman sprinter warming up, a couple years ago.
Michelle Jenneke. I got you fam
How dare you insult bacon in any form. There should be no discrimination towards bacon.
Unless turkey "bacon". Then there should be plenty of discrimination
Or vegan "bacon".
While true to an extent, I have to discriminate store bough bacon somewhat. HokieEnginerd makes his own bacon and it is AMAZING!!! He has been told that he has ruined buying bacon for people. Most store bought bacon now pales in comparison.
Even store-bought bacon is of variable quality. One time, we bought the giant pack of Kroger-brand bacon because it was hella cheap, but it was awful. Was way fattier than any bacon I'd ever seen, so it cooked down much more than you'd expect, and it had a funny taste to it that we couldn't ignore, so we threw most of it out.
Pro-tip, if you flip the package over, there is a window at the bottom where you can see nearly an entire piece of bacon. Gives you an idea of ham-to-fat ratio prior to putting in the basket or cart. I've gone thru an entire row and not bought that particular brand before because of limited ham quantities.
Point is, not all bacon is good bacon.
Maybe not, but you know, even bad bacon, like pizza and sex, maybe isn't all that bad.
I don't mind some scrapple, but I prefer the local option known as Goetta (pronounced GETT-uh). Almost the same thing but uses oats instead of cornmeal which allows it to crisp up a little better.
... What's scrapple?
Good
Everything bad
It's a sausage originating from the german immigrant farmers that settled in the farmland in the valley of Virginia up through the rolling farmlands of Pennsylvania all the way east to Philly.
It primarily consists of finely ground pork as would be used for sausage such as pork shoulder and ham hocks,
Cornmeal provides some structure.
Aromatics are onion and celery and sage.
It is slightly spicy primarily of black pepper, cayenne pepper.
the sausage fat is traditionally pork fat.
It is not cased but formed into a loaf form and slightly cooked.
To serve, it is sliced looking like bread slices and fried to crisp the outside of each slice.
I like it with scrambled eggs on top or in a sandwich with a good whole grain mustard.
Sooo, what's your take on Pon Hoss?
I'm used to it being called pan haas.
It's my favorite breakfast meat.
You're right, I'm sure. I've only had it once and went by phonetic pronunciation I remember. Thanks.
You know you can buy scrapple with bacon mixed in right?
I don't buy it that way. See my post about rendering out bacon until it's crispy so you can enjoy it's goodness in other stuff. Well, I like it fried in bacon fat.
isnt everything fried in bacon fat? Eggs, scrapple, pierogies, green beans.
MMMMM bacon, scrambled eggs pierogi scrapple cooked in bacon fat. Hmmmmm
2 hours late to the party and i'm like
💡 idea:
Let's rename this a thread where the following "x-axis" TKP members post for turkey legs
Yep:
What is that, a graph for ants? The text needs to be at least 3 times as big.
Right-click (or long-tap on mobile), select "View Image" or similar depending on your browser.
Alternatively, click this link: https://i.imgur.com/rjIVyJT.jpg
How are you generating this graph? It's pretty cool.
Guys, am I doing this right? Seems like he could be a big contributor for our track team /s
Y'all I am stuck at home with Norovirus and this thread is not helping.
It could be worse. You could be drinking Busch.
sooo you telling me a thread titled "please delete" that talks about absolutely nothing stays up and my thread titled OT: barstoolVT about an incident that happened at cassell coliseum was taken down?
refer to the graph above for more info.
Wait, what'd I miss? What happened in Cassell?
some kid rode his bike off the top of the columns that DMFW used to run up. check out barstoolVT on instagram to see. I guess maybe due to graphic video it was taken of TKP. the kid didn't die lol.
maybe it wont get deleted this time lol
definitely got rekt tho
Not gonna lie, I was v surprised about that too. The dumbest thing I ever did on campus was move a bottle of THF that was ~6ish years past expiration date. But I justified it by saying that the bottle was still sealed and had been packed under nitrogen. I also handled pyrophorics with what amounted to negligent PPE, but was still within permissible guidelines.
Academic safety and chemical hygiene standards'll get after ya.
The best hamburger is a well done hamburger.
Let me get this straight, you prefer a well-done hamburger sans cheese.
This is why nobody here respects French's food opinions. (Except pit beef.)
I don't know, I understand his love for Jersey Mike's.
I don't, probably because I'm from Jersey
Yes. Lettuce, tomato, raw red onion, mayo. Potato bun or a Kong's Hawaiian Roll. Perfect.
What a joke
Oh no, no GDDaM Mayo, unless its homemade and not that incipid storebought stuff.
I, personally, wouldn't go through that trouble of prying those rolls aways from King Kong's grip.
A potato bun will suffice.
This isn't an opinion. It is incorrect. I can downvote this right?
I am really starting to doubt your credibility.
Medium Well for Burgers, Medium or Medium Rare Plus for Steak
Hamburger Meat should never be cooked less than Medium Well IMHO.
People who call children "little humans" can just stop now.
Also people who call themselves Dog Moms and use the term Fur Babies
I'll smack the person that calls anything a "fur baby".
Totally with you there.
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Delete thee??
But what does everyone think about paper airplanes in Lane?
Been working on this for VTFM.
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1. Maryland and Virginia drivers aren't that bad.
2. Cake
3. Something something Pat Narduzzi something don't like him.
4. This thread is gold, Jerry. Gold, I tell you.
6.. Do not delete.
5. Where are all the guys that were saying our basketball team is worthless without Robinson? Haven't seen many of them since Tuesday...
1) Wrong.
2) Yes
3) Cheers.
4) No.
5) Why is this 6?
6) Why is this 5?
Because you found the pre-business major.
On the way to work in upstate NY yesterday, a car cuts me off in a pretty heavy snowfall. Once I get my sliding car under control, I see a Maryland plate. And then a frame around the plate that says Boston College Alumni and all I can think is, "Fuck Matt Ryan."
Leg for Sam Kinison! His standup material and energy was crazy. I did a deep dive on youtube a while back and he was hilarious.
Hard to have that kind of material nowadays...
I'm pretty sure everything he said would be illegal now.
Would like to make some gifs of a lot of this.
Aaaaa aaaa aaaa
I'm a lover not a fighter
Well well Mr. helper
Say it, saaaay iiiit!
Good answer good answer
I like the way you think
I'm gonna be watchin you
#TeamPie
#TeamPieSucks! HA GOTEEM!
this is your only other good food take. team pie and pit beef.
#Teampie
I've enjoyed reading this great thread and can't believe no one has debated Coke vs Pepsi yet. Coke gets my vote.
Clearly, neither one is good for spelling.
Coke. Definitely.
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No one orders a Jack & Pepsi or a Rum & Pepsi, and that is a scientific fact!
That is a true statement!
Y'all can keep arguing about Coke and Pepsi. I'll be over here drinking Dr Pepper.
Root beer is top dog.
Nobody thought to mention this
Nothing goes better together than cheerwine and some NC BBQ.
I can feel the teeth starting to loosen in my head when I drink Pepsi. At least Coke tastes good enough to maintain the illusion that it's not harming my dental hygiene.
Definitely an illusion. I remember putting a piece of beef in a dish of Coke in chemistry class in high school. Over the weekend, most of the beef had turned to particulate slush. Also read about someone working in a lab with a lot of animal hair and other stuff going down the drain. He said they poured Coke into their drain traps every weekend and never had a clog. Sooo, I tried it on a recalcitrant drain instead of Drano or Liq. Plumber. It worked.
But it definitely tastes better in a mixed drink than Pepsi.
Acid in the beverage denatures the proteins.
Any soda does that to me now. Too sweet. I don't drink any of it unless I'm at the movies, and then I'm sure to bring in a couple or few airplane bottles to cut the flavor a bit.
That being said, I have no issues draining some sickeningly sweet southern style iced tea, so...
Trying to decide if this is the greatest thread in the history of this website, the greatest thread in the history of the internet, or if I'm just really bored on a Friday afternoon.
My ) is also a pretty strong contender.
It's up there. In-game thread on the Sabre during this years UVA game is Top 3 in the history of the internet too. It had more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie and really captured what heartbreak and depression looks like.
This delete meee thread is starting to load slow. Will someone make a delete meeeee thread part 2?
So if I get bored I may use this thread as a test for a new idea. I call it the "gif filibuster." Basically if a thread starts to get really bad I'm just going to come in and bomb it with 100's of gifs until it's basically unloadable.
Pie
Balsamic vinagerette
Mashed potatoes are eaten with a fork
Coke, Pepsi it terrible
Hot sauces ... Mayo sucks
Chunky or creamy peanut butter? Ranch or Bleu cheese on wings?
Chunky on sandwiches but creamy on waffles (it gets in the holes and holds the syrup better)
Depends on the wings, and mood, I have no real strong feeling between ranch or blue cheese, both work.
Straddle the fence, much?
I don't really use the dressing on the wings. So yes, you could say I have a fence post between my legs.
That's an udder disappointment
Wings with butter and Texas Pete. That's all they need.
Underrated
When are going to discuss head cheese?
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delete meeeeeee
Playing Liberty University at their Williams Stadium must be deleted!
Just wanted to say that this thread title makes a certain Nirvana song pop into my head every time I see it