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#thingsiblamethemvsfor

Why are you leaving TKP? I don't get it. You've got such a good thing going with the anagram thing.

I should mention that "the anagram thing" anagrams to "hangman eat right"

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Maybe he's just in to that sort of thing.

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

The pressure of holding onto that #20 spot was just too much for him.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

#20? I'm #19.

Gobble gobble, chump

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

BTW, yellow bastard anagrams to wry toe ballads.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

TIL there is a ranking system for Legs

First rank:

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

This is March.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Fuck it's March.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Anyone else read this title in a Nirvana tune?

"Delete meeeeee. Delete meeeeeee, my friend."

Not at first, but now I am.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

If we're going the 90s route Pearl Jam's Release suits this much better.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

guise i double posted a march crootin thread by accident

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

We're doubling the 'crootin effort?!!! Noice.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

#thingsiblamethemvsfor

Just take one for the team and change this to the March recruiting thread pt 2. It will be a little early but Little Bobby Tables anagrams to March Recruiting Thread Part 1 Was Already A Disaster

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

So can we now turn this thread into one that debates food preferences? For example, creamy versus chunky peanut butter?

Strawberry or Grape Jelly?

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Strawberry

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Fuck yeah.

Creamy pb and strawberry j. That's where it is.

Click here to destroy wall.

Wrong. Chunky and grape. I don't have anything against the other combo, but chunky and grape is #1

grunky chape

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Which anagrams to hunky pager. An I doing this right?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Or peachy grunk

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Strawberry

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

cheese

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Cheese jelly sounds horrifying

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

I kind of agree, but wouldn't you just melt cheese? I mean not you personally, but normal people.

Or it could be cream cheese with strawberry jelly, which most normal people like.

Or cream cheese with pepper jelly? A true Fall treat.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

chunky all day

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Chunky. Unless I am making a smoothie.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Or...

Creamy vs Chunky Mayo...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

Or...

Creamy vs Chunky Milk

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Chunky

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#TeamPeanutButter - because your cakes, pies, cookies, and ice creams are better with it!

Fluffinutter anyone? Marshmellow and Peanut butter

Wagon's full and Momma I'm coming home.

Nutella and Peanut Butter. Like eating a Reese's sandwich.

Overheard the craziest PB story this morning. The receptionist for my chiropractor said her dog hates PB. Now generally, I trust dogs more than people, but I would put all my turkey legs on that "dog" being an informant for the MiB.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

This could explain so much about our dog! She doesn't like PB either. She is special... Bless her heart.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Skippy creamy all day but then that shouldn't be a surprise given my username!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Smuckers Natural chunky....best PB on the market. Don't at me.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

ranch or bleu cheese?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Ranch. Bleu Cheese is a plague on the dressing scene.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

You might as well have said "Ranch, because I'm a weakling"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Did you know "Ranch, because I'm a weakling" anagrams to "I have literally no idea what is good in life, I may be a wahoo"?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

I thought we were all in agreement that Ranch was best because its basically the ketchup of Blacksburg.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Rivermill ranch on Rivermill Tots is a thing of glory.

Try to serve me ranch with my wings and I'll laugh at you because you're a weakling.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Congrats on getting your own beer by the way. And eating your landlord.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

WHERE CAN I GET THIS. I MUST HAVE IT NOOOOOW

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

A potential solution:

Eat Your Landlord is the third Gritty-inspired beer we've seen since the eldritch hockey monster's arrival on the scene last fall, along with Nightmare Fuel from Bucks County's Broken Goblet Brewing and Gritty Gruel, made by South Philly's Brewery ARS, who incorporated the hot fresh donuts from Federal Donuts and ReAnimator Coffee's cold brew into the recipe.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

"Gritty Beer" just sounds so......... *shudder*

my mom grew up in communist china. they had rewritten the words to Frère Jacques to what translates to:
♪ pan-fry the landlord ♫

The best ranch I've ever had in my life is the ranch from West End. Don't @ me. I'm 10 years post-graduation, and it's still true.

So you're admitting you don't have good taste and you're a Hoo? Bold of you to be so self-deprecating

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Mayo

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

No

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Little Baby's ice cream will get after you

When in doubt. Nap it out

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Blue Cheese all day. Ranch is for those that cant handle flavor.

Vroom Vroom

Not if you make Ranch properly at home. The predominant flavors should be buttermilk and parsley but I like to add a good amount of black pepper or citrus peel depending on what it's going onto. I also have had made variations with Siracha, one with roasted garlic and one with additional lime juice (to pair with fish).

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Blue cheese.

"Ranch or blue cheese?" should not be an allowable question, along with "Vanilla or chocolate?" for a Wendy's frosty.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

You must be from up north somewhere.

Wisconsin will give you a strong affinity for blue cheese.

Vroom Vroom

Bless your heart.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

You just be from down south somewhere.

... Wait

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

I wanna give you a leg for Ryan Blaney but I have many doubts that you knew that.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Both are terrible

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Cake. There is no other competitive option.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Last night, I had a large slice of Ukrops Chocolate Fudge Pie with toasted walnuts and whipped cream. You don't beat that with your cake option...you just don't.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Heeey before we get into this again remember the debte is over. Cake already won.

Using /s is for cowards.

I miss working at Ukrops growing up specifically for the smell of the pies and the rainbow cookies being baked.

Vroom Vroom

Never been in a Ukrops, and while I bought this same pie for a cookout side dish this past fall, I'd never tasted it until this one. Fantastic pie. I'm glad my Food Lion has decided to carry it, but it's a bit pricey for much more than an occasional treat. But oh, what a treat.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

What a joke!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I feel like I missed out on something good here. Damn it.

This content is so informative.....this thread should be locked for members only. THIS is why I visit TKP nearly every day. Damn I'm proud to be a Hokie.

JP

There should be a club for this type of thread. Should cost more and be ultra-exclusive.

Scrapple is an underrated breakfast meat. Second only to bacon.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

PORK. ROLL. Nothing will ever be better than a pork roll egg and cheese on a bagel.

P.S. Bacon is only good if it's floppy

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I was always taught that if I have nothing nice to say, then I should say nothing at all. Now shut your damn whore mouth. /s

God in Heaven you people and your weird tastes. Floppy bacon is undercooked bacon which is a wasteful travesty. I once got a spanking when I wouldn't eat that bendy-ass crap at an aunt's house and as much as I like bacon, and I REALLY like bacon, I will not eat it if it isn't crispy and no one else should either.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

And especially since then you have not rendered out all the fat goodness and so cannot properly enjoy things as fully, such as popcorn with bacon fat (instead of butter), potatoes fried in bacon fat, etc.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

such as popcorn with bacon fat (instead of butter), potatoes fried in bacon fat

MURICA

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Floppy bacon=underachieving ham.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I will only have kinda floppy bacon if its the Korean dish: Samgyupsal (grilled pork belly)

Let's Go

HOKIES

Leg for pork roll. Minus leg for floppy bacon. But leg for pork roll again.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Bacon needs to be erect.

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

Bacon makes me erect

Yes, bacon does.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

OK, I now have an official "favorite fan".

Is it the guy in the tank in the first gif? Because he should get more credit.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Good point, but I couldn't see past the girl holding the bacon.

The second gif reminds of that young woman sprinter warming up, a couple years ago.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Michelle Jenneke. I got you fam

How dare you insult bacon in any form. There should be no discrimination towards bacon.

Unless turkey "bacon". Then there should be plenty of discrimination

Or vegan "bacon".

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

While true to an extent, I have to discriminate store bough bacon somewhat. HokieEnginerd makes his own bacon and it is AMAZING!!! He has been told that he has ruined buying bacon for people. Most store bought bacon now pales in comparison.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Even store-bought bacon is of variable quality. One time, we bought the giant pack of Kroger-brand bacon because it was hella cheap, but it was awful. Was way fattier than any bacon I'd ever seen, so it cooked down much more than you'd expect, and it had a funny taste to it that we couldn't ignore, so we threw most of it out.

Pro-tip, if you flip the package over, there is a window at the bottom where you can see nearly an entire piece of bacon. Gives you an idea of ham-to-fat ratio prior to putting in the basket or cart. I've gone thru an entire row and not bought that particular brand before because of limited ham quantities.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Point is, not all bacon is good bacon.

Maybe not, but you know, even bad bacon, like pizza and sex, maybe isn't all that bad.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

I don't mind some scrapple, but I prefer the local option known as Goetta (pronounced GETT-uh). Almost the same thing but uses oats instead of cornmeal which allows it to crisp up a little better.

Come to Blacksburg and see what the Hokie Pokie is really all about

... What's scrapple?

Good

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

Everything bad

"Don't go to, go through"

It's a sausage originating from the german immigrant farmers that settled in the farmland in the valley of Virginia up through the rolling farmlands of Pennsylvania all the way east to Philly.

It primarily consists of finely ground pork as would be used for sausage such as pork shoulder and ham hocks,
Cornmeal provides some structure.
Aromatics are onion and celery and sage.
It is slightly spicy primarily of black pepper, cayenne pepper.
the sausage fat is traditionally pork fat.

It is not cased but formed into a loaf form and slightly cooked.

To serve, it is sliced looking like bread slices and fried to crisp the outside of each slice.

I like it with scrambled eggs on top or in a sandwich with a good whole grain mustard.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Sooo, what's your take on Pon Hoss?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

I'm used to it being called pan haas.
It's my favorite breakfast meat.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

You're right, I'm sure. I've only had it once and went by phonetic pronunciation I remember. Thanks.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

You know you can buy scrapple with bacon mixed in right?

I don't buy it that way. See my post about rendering out bacon until it's crispy so you can enjoy it's goodness in other stuff. Well, I like it fried in bacon fat.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

isnt everything fried in bacon fat? Eggs, scrapple, pierogies, green beans.

MMMMM bacon, scrambled eggs pierogi scrapple cooked in bacon fat. Hmmmmm

This is going to be great for the ACC.

2 hours late to the party and i'm like

Let's Go

HOKIES

💡 idea:

Let's rename this a thread where the following "x-axis" TKP members post for turkey legs

Let's Go

HOKIES

Yep:

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

What is that, a graph for ants? The text needs to be at least 3 times as big.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Right-click (or long-tap on mobile), select "View Image" or similar depending on your browser.

Alternatively, click this link: https://i.imgur.com/rjIVyJT.jpg

How are you generating this graph? It's pretty cool.

Forums: Recruiting

Guys, am I doing this right? Seems like he could be a big contributor for our track team /s

Y'all I am stuck at home with Norovirus and this thread is not helping.

Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPMs, that's bad!

It could be worse. You could be drinking Busch.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

sooo you telling me a thread titled "please delete" that talks about absolutely nothing stays up and my thread titled OT: barstoolVT about an incident that happened at cassell coliseum was taken down?

refer to the graph above for more info.

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

Wait, what'd I miss? What happened in Cassell?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

some kid rode his bike off the top of the columns that DMFW used to run up. check out barstoolVT on instagram to see. I guess maybe due to graphic video it was taken of TKP. the kid didn't die lol.

maybe it wont get deleted this time lol

View this post on Instagram Yeah you probably shouldn't do this @curtis_cantbmxwell A post shared by Barstool Virginia Tech (@barstoolvtech) on Feb 28, 2019 at 6:15pm PST

#Bapn ain't EZ

Wanna win put boobie in! Let boobie spin coach!

definitely got rekt tho

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Not gonna lie, I was v surprised about that too. The dumbest thing I ever did on campus was move a bottle of THF that was ~6ish years past expiration date. But I justified it by saying that the bottle was still sealed and had been packed under nitrogen. I also handled pyrophorics with what amounted to negligent PPE, but was still within permissible guidelines.

Academic safety and chemical hygiene standards'll get after ya.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

The best hamburger is a well done hamburger.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Let me get this straight, you prefer a well-done hamburger sans cheese.

This is why nobody here respects French's food opinions. (Except pit beef.)

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I don't know, I understand his love for Jersey Mike's.

I don't, probably because I'm from Jersey

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Yes. Lettuce, tomato, raw red onion, mayo. Potato bun or a Kong's Hawaiian Roll. Perfect.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

What a joke

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Oh no, no GDDaM Mayo, unless its homemade and not that incipid storebought stuff.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Yes. Lettuce, tomato, raw red onion, mayo. Potato bun or a Kong's Hawaiian Roll. Perfect.

I, personally, wouldn't go through that trouble of prying those rolls aways from King Kong's grip.

A potato bun will suffice.

Let's Go

HOKIES

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This isn't an opinion. It is incorrect. I can downvote this right?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

I am really starting to doubt your credibility.

Medium Well for Burgers, Medium or Medium Rare Plus for Steak

Hamburger Meat should never be cooked less than Medium Well IMHO.

People who call children "little humans" can just stop now.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Also people who call themselves Dog Moms and use the term Fur Babies

I'll smack the person that calls anything a "fur baby".

Totally with you there.

Leonard. Duh.

Delete thee??

Waho's suck
Uva swallows

But what does everyone think about paper airplanes in Lane?

Been working on this for VTFM.

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1. Maryland and Virginia drivers aren't that bad.

2. Cake

3. Something something Pat Narduzzi something don't like him.

4. This thread is gold, Jerry. Gold, I tell you.

6.. Do not delete.

5. Where are all the guys that were saying our basketball team is worthless without Robinson? Haven't seen many of them since Tuesday...

1) Wrong.

2) Yes

3) Cheers.

4) No.

5) Why is this 6?

6) Why is this 5?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Because you found the pre-business major.

On the way to work in upstate NY yesterday, a car cuts me off in a pretty heavy snowfall. Once I get my sliding car under control, I see a Maryland plate. And then a frame around the plate that says Boston College Alumni and all I can think is, "Fuck Matt Ryan."

#Let's Go - Hokies

Leg for Sam Kinison! His standup material and energy was crazy. I did a deep dive on youtube a while back and he was hilarious.

Hard to have that kind of material nowadays...

Let's Go

HOKIES

I'm pretty sure everything he said would be illegal now.

Would like to make some gifs of a lot of this.
Aaaaa aaaa aaaa
I'm a lover not a fighter
Well well Mr. helper
Say it, saaaay iiiit!
Good answer good answer
I like the way you think
I'm gonna be watchin you

#Let's Go - Hokies

#TeamPie

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

#TeamPieSucks! HA GOTEEM!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

this is your only other good food take. team pie and pit beef.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

#Teampie

I've enjoyed reading this great thread and can't believe no one has debated Coke vs Pepsi yet. Coke gets my vote.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Clearly, neither one is good for spelling.

Coke. Definitely.

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No one orders a Jack & Pepsi or a Rum & Pepsi, and that is a scientific fact!

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

That is a true statement!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Y'all can keep arguing about Coke and Pepsi. I'll be over here drinking Dr Pepper.

Root beer is top dog.

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

Nobody thought to mention this

Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Nothing goes better together than cheerwine and some NC BBQ.

I can feel the teeth starting to loosen in my head when I drink Pepsi. At least Coke tastes good enough to maintain the illusion that it's not harming my dental hygiene.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Definitely an illusion. I remember putting a piece of beef in a dish of Coke in chemistry class in high school. Over the weekend, most of the beef had turned to particulate slush. Also read about someone working in a lab with a lot of animal hair and other stuff going down the drain. He said they poured Coke into their drain traps every weekend and never had a clog. Sooo, I tried it on a recalcitrant drain instead of Drano or Liq. Plumber. It worked.
But it definitely tastes better in a mixed drink than Pepsi.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Acid in the beverage denatures the proteins.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Any soda does that to me now. Too sweet. I don't drink any of it unless I'm at the movies, and then I'm sure to bring in a couple or few airplane bottles to cut the flavor a bit.

That being said, I have no issues draining some sickeningly sweet southern style iced tea, so...

VT Class of '12 (MSE), MVBone, Go Hokies!

Trying to decide if this is the greatest thread in the history of this website, the greatest thread in the history of the internet, or if I'm just really bored on a Friday afternoon.

My ) is also a pretty strong contender.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

It's up there. In-game thread on the Sabre during this years UVA game is Top 3 in the history of the internet too. It had more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie and really captured what heartbreak and depression looks like.

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This delete meee thread is starting to load slow. Will someone make a delete meeeee thread part 2?

So if I get bored I may use this thread as a test for a new idea. I call it the "gif filibuster." Basically if a thread starts to get really bad I'm just going to come in and bomb it with 100's of gifs until it's basically unloadable.

Using /s is for cowards.

Pie
Balsamic vinagerette
Mashed potatoes are eaten with a fork
Coke, Pepsi it terrible
Hot sauces ... Mayo sucks

Chunky or creamy peanut butter? Ranch or Bleu cheese on wings?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Chunky on sandwiches but creamy on waffles (it gets in the holes and holds the syrup better)

Depends on the wings, and mood, I have no real strong feeling between ranch or blue cheese, both work.

I have no real strong feeling between ranch or blue cheese, both work.

Straddle the fence, much?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

I don't really use the dressing on the wings. So yes, you could say I have a fence post between my legs.

That's an udder disappointment

Wings with butter and Texas Pete. That's all they need.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Underrated

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

When are going to discuss head cheese?

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

delete meeeeeee

Playing Liberty University at their Williams Stadium must be deleted!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Just wanted to say that this thread title makes a certain Nirvana song pop into my head every time I see it