OT: LOLUVA forces Kyle Guy to hide wedding registry

By: ltrepeter2000
HOKIE HOOPS WIZ
on April 5, 2019, 9:42 AM | 42 comments

Apparently UVA was afraid that when Kyle Guy's wedding registry became public knowledge because of an article run by Busted Coverage that it would be a source of NCAA violations so they forced Guy to make his wedding registry private, which means only he and his fiancé can see it, so now friends and family cant access it.

They had indicated to him it came down from the NCAA, but the NCAA was quick to deny having done it and also made clear that normal gifts from the registry are not a violation. Just another LOLUVA thing to do.....

I am not a fan of MANBUN but even I think this is ridiculous.

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StineyDraw48's picture StineyDraw48 | 7 years 3 months #

Her last name is going to be Guy for the rest of her life. She's earned some free stuff.

Gobble Till You Wobble

goodwipd's picture goodwipd | 7 years 3 months # ^

Mrs. Guy

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 7 years 3 months #

I'd give him a flowbee

Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
| 7 years 3 months # ^

Or maybe a Suck-Kut

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heuplek's picture heuplek
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| 7 years 3 months #

Getting engaged in college should be an ncaa violation.

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hokie4life's picture hokie4life | 7 years 3 months # ^

I know that's a joke but Doug Gottlieb, feel how you will about him, talked about how himself and several of his OK State teammates were planning on getting married to their gfs because they would get extra travel benefits for the NCAA tournament.

heuplek's picture heuplek
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| 7 years 3 months # ^

I'll take worst reason to get married for 800 Alex

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AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
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| 7 years 3 months # ^

If only you knew how many service members get married simply to get out of the barracks. Well, that and BAH.

If you play it, they will win.

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KingJames's picture KingJames
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| 7 years 3 months # ^

I've known a few. And then you get more money to have a kid, and all costs are covered. Guy I worked with called it the Army's golden handcuffs.

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 7 years 3 months # ^

Had some friends that were actually together get married while we were in Germany. They ran out of base housing so they got insane BAH to live in a house a few towns over from base. The house was insane as well. Not gonna lie, their digs made be think about it.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

VTalwaysNUMBER1's picture VTalwaysNUMBER1 | 7 years 3 months # ^

Happens all the time in the military too

Go for it

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 7 years 3 months # ^

Got me by a few seconds. Have a leg.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 7 years 3 months #

On what grounds?

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JASONinARLINGTON's picture JASONinARLINGTON | 7 years 3 months # ^

Insanity.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 7 years 3 months #

The NCAA never misses a thing...

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 7 years 3 months #

You'd think they could just go down the hall and ask Bronco how they handled this stuff at BYU.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 7 years 3 months # ^

Underrated comment right here

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 7 years 3 months #

Even though this is loluva, the NCAA can fuck all the way off. Seriously, what is its purpose anymore? It looks the other way when it should be dropping the hammer and then it does stupid shit like this and #FreeNolley fucking with people's lives.

Edit: Too many to reply to, so Imma drop this in an edit. I get that it wasn't the NCAA, but loluva's compliance office. But do you really think their compliance office would have to be so cautious about something so harmless and normal (And by normal, I mean a wedding registry, not being engaged in college. *See heuplek's comment above.) if the NCAA wasn't a bunch of fuckheads?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 7 years 3 months # ^

Psssst....the NCAA wasn't involved in this...

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SharkbaitHokie's picture SharkbaitHokie | 7 years 3 months # ^

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 7 years 3 months # ^

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DFWHokie's picture DFWHokie
STRANGER IN THE ALPS
| 7 years 3 months # ^

Yeah, it was LOLUVA's compliance office being overly cautious. However, you can't blame them because the NCAA blows.

JASONinARLINGTON's picture JASONinARLINGTON | 7 years 3 months # ^

Pretty sure this one is on UVA, not NCAA.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

bcschewe's picture bcschewe | 7 years 3 months # ^

Nah UVA only made him take down out of fear that it would be an infraction

HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 7 years 3 months #

Please tell me he is a senior and is gone anyway...

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 7 years 3 months # ^

He and Jerome are juniors.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 7 years 3 months # ^

Hehe, no wonder they wanted the registry hidden.

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757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 7 years 3 months # ^

dammit. one more year of those two

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Leonard's picture Leonard | 7 years 3 months # ^

If UVA wins this, they both gone. Guy will get an NBA look, and I'd argue Jerome could be a late first rounder.

Leonard. Duh.

HokiesFTW123's picture HokiesFTW123 | 7 years 3 months # ^

Probably Guy, but Jerome is a projected late 1st, early 2nd. I think he goes.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 7 years 3 months #

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Hokierick's picture Hokierick | 7 years 3 months # ^

I'm not your guy, friend

HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 7 years 3 months #

Kyle Guy

Hoo?

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heuplek's picture heuplek
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| 7 years 3 months # ^

Mike Jones

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CBRDog's picture CBRDog
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| 7 years 3 months #

It is an interesting issue, one I hadn't considered. What keeps a booster from dropping a lot of money on the couple? I'd have a Lotus Evora on my registry if I were him.

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
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| 7 years 3 months # ^

Best look on a groom's face that I ever saw was when I worked at Target and this guy realized he could literally scan anything and put whatever amount he wanted. I believe he added 10,000 Reese's peanut butter cups.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 7 years 3 months # ^

I got a really nice Scrabble set on mine. Anyone want to play Scrabble?

Succinct's picture Succinct | 7 years 3 months #

Guy, engaged? Well at least we now know who told him to ditch the idiotic man-bun.

jmecca's picture jmecca | 7 years 3 months # ^

KingJames's picture KingJames
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| 7 years 3 months #

I'm wondering what would happen if VT fans chipped in and bought him wedding gifts to make him ineligible (assuming the NCAA views this the same way as UVAs compliance officer)

1985Hokie's picture 1985Hokie | 7 years 3 months #

Well, hate to admit, but i really like Guy, sans Man-bun that is. Seems like good dude.

He should just go pro after season and re-open registry. I'll send him a brie serving tray if he does.

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but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Big Perm's picture Big Perm
| 7 years 3 months #

Are we guessing how many hair ties are on the registry?