Ask TKP: Need a good team name for a cornhole tournament at work...

By: Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
on August 16, 2019, 9:52 AM | 41 comments

Both me and teammate are named Matt, so names involving Matt would work. Also anything corn related. Some thoughts so far:

  • Matt^2 (we're both physicists)
  • The Matt Attack
  • The Great Cornholio (Can we come up with AC/DC and Metallica shirts by next Friday?)
  • Corn in the USA (could easily do jeans and white t-shirt with red bandanna)

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07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 6 years 11 months #

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

'04hokie's picture '04hokie
| 6 years 11 months # ^

Cornholio is the only real option here.

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 6 years 11 months # ^

Check Target for AC/DC and Metallica shirts

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

MoggyHokie's picture MoggyHokie | 6 years 11 months # ^

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chesapeakesoja's picture chesapeakesoja | 6 years 11 months #

Musky's picture Musky | 6 years 11 months #

Matt's Maize

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear's picture It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
| 6 years 11 months #

Here's a few ideas I had.

Projectile Mattion
The Corn Identity (supremacy/ultimatum)
Toot your own Corn
CornHub
Every Hole has its Corn 🌹

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

hokiebuzz's picture hokiebuzz
🥓🥓🥓
| 6 years 11 months # ^

+1 to the Corn Identity. Especially if this is an annual thing and your name can track the movie titles.

ssm's picture ssm | 6 years 11 months #

Winning the Hole Damn Thing

Don't Matt Me

Wait, what?

shakeitallabout's picture shakeitallabout | 6 years 11 months # ^

Come Matt Me, Bro

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 6 years 11 months #

STICK IT IN
STICK IT IN
STICK IT IN

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vtcivengr's picture vtcivengr | 6 years 11 months #

Car Ramrod of course

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

LifetimeHokie12's picture LifetimeHokie12 | 6 years 11 months #

Cornholers with Mattitude

Enter Cornman

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 6 years 11 months #

All Matte Everything

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

dragone's picture dragone | 6 years 11 months #

#CornholeMATTers

Return of the MATT (a play offf Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack")

M.W.A (MATTs Wit Attitude)

..or find something funny about Matt Damon and refer to his inapplicability

Let's Go

HOKIES

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 6 years 11 months #

Matt2 beatchu (matchu pichu)

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 6 years 11 months #

Children of the Corn

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

tjbhokie's picture tjbhokie | 6 years 11 months #

"Nothing But Hole"
"Matterdays are for the Boys"
"Dark Matter"
"Mattural Light"

Free Hugh

RUdad's picture RUdad | 6 years 11 months #

"The Hole Fillers"

Ernest P. Worrellford's picture Ernest P. Worrellford | 6 years 11 months #

A Mattitude Problem.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 6 years 11 months # ^

I like it, but also...

THE Mattitude Problem.

You know, since THE isn't copyrighted. Yet.

VTMac72's picture VTMac72
| 6 years 11 months #

EDSBM - Every Day Should Be Matturday

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 6 years 11 months #

You shuck at cornhole

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 6 years 11 months #

Cornhole Matters.

Oops, already used, so I vote for that one.

Let's see... What else?

Cornbread Matters

Dustin'sPickle's picture Dustin'sPickle
| 6 years 11 months #

Turkey Bacon Forever

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 6 years 11 months # ^

Turkey Bacon on Cornbread

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 6 years 11 months #

sMatterchew?
It's autoMattic

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 6 years 11 months #

Corn Chuckin' Mattastrophe

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 6 years 11 months #

Ordinary Matter
Antimatter

IfishVTIam's picture IfishVTIam
| 6 years 11 months #

I came up with a couple of good ones, but since I grew up with a totally different concept of the word "cornhole", I'm unable to include them in polite conversation.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

D2 Potwash Guy's picture D2 Potwash Guy | 6 years 11 months #

MatterCorn (like the mountain)
HardCorn
Mildly Cornagraphic
Maximum/Total Cornage

daveinop's picture daveinop
| 6 years 11 months #

Mattholes

HammerTime's picture HammerTime
STOP.
| 6 years 11 months #

The Matthattan Project

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

french60wasp's picture french60wasp
| 6 years 11 months #

The Oxendine Diesels

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

TheHokieWatchmaker's picture TheHokieWatchmaker | 6 years 11 months #

Corn on the Lob

Ring Design Chair

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 6 years 11 months # ^

Lots of clever names on this thread but this one stands out

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 6 years 11 months #

Cornstars
Kernel Cornhole & Corporal Cob

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 6 years 11 months #

Mattmen and Lobbin'

dragone's picture dragone | 6 years 11 months #

MATTster Baiters

Let's Go

HOKIES

krak_t's picture krak_t | 6 years 11 months #

Cob Lobbers

Translation for LBT: This anagrams to Blerc Boobs.

D2 Potwash Guy's picture D2 Potwash Guy | 6 years 10 months #

What did you end up going with?