Welcome back to week 7! This will be a rather scarce week as I have tried posting this three times today and hotel internet is not cooperating with me. No Nerd facts. No point updates. Just hot, naked picks.
Nebraska
@ Minnesota (-7.5)
Pick: Nebraska is 4-2 and averaging 28~ ppg. Minnesota has put up an impressive 5-0 and manages 35 ppg. I take the Killer Gophers at home.
Colorado
@ Oregon (-20.5)
WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME
Pick: The PAC 12 has gone full coastal this year. I like the Buffs to cover in a barn burner of a game.
Florida
@ LSU (-13.5)
Pick: 7 v 5 with a 2 TD spread? Yikes. No one really believes in Florida. I don't either. Coach O's Fighting Geauxs win by at least 14.
Texas Tech
@ Baylor (-10)
Pick: A Big 12 game with the hot teams of the early 2010's. I'm gonna say gOoOoOoOoOoOo RaIdErS!!!! with the upset win.
Oklahoma (-11)
@ Texas
Pick: We got ourselves a shootout! This one is really doing to come down to who wants to play defense less. I have BOOMER SOONER by 17.
URI
@ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Pick: Easiest pick of the week. Hokies win by 45.
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Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
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BEER OF THE WEEK:
I'm going with my tried and true hydration system, COORS LIGHT!
Sorry for the shorter post without my normal wit and charm. I will make it up to you when we move to 4 - 2 next week.
Comments
Nebraska
Oregon
Florida
Texas Tech
Oklahoma
Your Virginia Tech Hokies
*Side note: Colorado cheerleaders giving the USC girls a run for their money. Yowsa!!!
Nebraska
Colorado
Florida
Texas Tech
Texas
Hokies
Nebraska
Colorado
LSU
Texas Tech
Texas
Virginia Tech
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Minnesota
Colorado
Florida
Texas Tech
Texas
URI
Nebraska @ Minnesota(-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Oof. 1-5 on the week.
Edit. I misunderstood you post
Nebraska
Colorado
Florida
TT
Oklahoma
VT but I kinda hate it
Minnesota
Colorado
Florida
Baylor
Texas
Virginia Tech
Beer: I've got a 4 pack of Rocket Frog Cosmic Leap. It's almost a cross between a west coast IPA and a NEIPA. Some oats in the grain bill, but still dry with a restrained bitterness. And it's insanely fruity with Citra, Galaxy, and Ekuanot.
Corn
Ducks
LSU (I'm thinking a late cover)
TT
OU
Tech (I think Hendon runs wild early and throws bombs due to it. So I'm sure I'll be wrong.)
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Hello yes I would like to pick again this week
Minnesota
Oregon
LSU by a million
Texas tech
Okie dokie
Uri (hear me out I've gotten the VT pick wrong every time
These picks were made right after I hit drunk enough to order a Ricky Bobby button up and hat so they all right. #aintfirstulast
MN
OR
LSU
TT
OK
VT
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5): Last week was the first time I picked against VT and they won. If I have to go 0-1 every week to ensure a VT win then this will be the sword I fall on.
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska
Colorado
LSU
Texas Tech
Oklahoma
#ThankYouBud
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska
Oregon
LSU
Texas Tech
Texas
Virginia Tech
Gophers
Ducks
Tigers
Raiders
Sooners
against my better judgement: Hokies
Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado (+20.5)
LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech (+10)
Texas (+11)
Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska (+7.5)
Colorado (+20.5)
Florida (+13.5)
Texas Tech (+10) Straight up win.
Texas (+11)
Virginia Tech (-25.5)
I have conglomeration of IPA's in the fridge right now. Good weekend to just clear em out and start making room for some more! Mostly Tree House, Aslin, Dewey Beer, and Burley Oak.
Minnesota
Oregon
UF
Texas Tech
Okl
ehhhhhhhh.....Hokies
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
where do we see the results?
I do them semiweekly so they will be in next weeks. Everything is manual so it takes a lot of time. The data entry and manipulations and writing the column weekly would take 2+ hours.
Goldy, bitch
Buffs
Fightin' Orgerons
Guns Up
Hook Em
Your Virginia Tech Hokies
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Gophers
Colorado
LSU
Texas tech
Texas
Hokies
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5) - special guest appearance from our very own....looks like he's Kill'n it.
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
MN
CO
LSU
TT
TX
RI
Nebraska
Oregon
Florida
Baylor
Texas
URI
Nebraska
Colorado
LSU
Baylor
Texas
VT
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5): This feels more like a one-score game to me.
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5): I don't trust the Ducks to dominate anyone right now.
Florida @ LSU (-13.5): Is there any thought more terrifying than LSU with a functional offense?
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10): Baylor gets exposed this week as a not-very-good football team.
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas: I hate picking rivalry games ATS. Especially this one.
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5): Tricky spread, but 35-7 feels reasonable here.
Drink of the week? Against our second FCS foe of the year? This is gonna require something a little stronger than my usual options.
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
If you like margaritas and haven't tried this one, give it a go.
https://www.distractify.com/p/stone-cold-steve-austin-margarita
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Wat
Minnesota
Colorado
LSU
Baylor
Texas
Virginia Tech
Nebraska
Oregon
Florida
Baylor
Texas
Virginia tech
Minnesota- Minny might outright win
Oregon- Don't trust the Buffs
LSU- Burrows makes a huge difference
Baylor- I like what Rhule is building
Texas- These games are always close
VT- I love my Hooker
Bonus pick:
Canes over loluva
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5)
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska @ Minnesota (-7.5)
Colorado @ Oregon (-20.5) WARNING: FRIDAY NIGHT GAME
Florida @ LSU (-13.5)
Texas Tech @ Baylor (-10)
Oklahoma (-11) @ Texas
URI @ Virginia Tech (-25.5)
Nebraska
Colorado*
Florida
Texas Tech
Texas
Virginia Tech
*Picked loser because I was late