2019 Six Pick: Week 8 Mac "My Underpants Are" Brown

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WVU
@ Oklahoma (-33.5)

Nerd Fact #1: BOOMER SOONER is averaging 46.2 PPG.
Nerd Fact #2: WVU is averaging 25 PPG.

Pick: I thiiiiiink Oklahoma blows WVU out of the water. The Neers don't look great this year.

Arizona State
@ Utah (-13.5)

Nerd Fact #1: 4 teams in the PAC 12 South, including ASU and Utah, have a 2-1 record.
Nerd Fact #2: I'm still #firmforHerm.

Pick: I like the Utes to cover.

Michigan
@ Penn State (-8.5)

Nerd Fact #1: Michigan has back to back games against Penn State and Notre Dame, get your good khakis out.
Nerd Fact #2: -8.5 is one of the most favorable lines I've seen this week.

Pick: The Nittany Lions take it big.

LSU (-19)
@ Mississippi St

Nerd Fact #1:
Nerd Fact #2:

Pick: Da taiguhs uh gonna gib dem booldawgs awl dey can handl.

Temple
@ SMU (-7.5)

Nerd Fact #1: Temple's last coach before Rod Carey never won a game.
Nerd Fact #2: I really want SMU to just go crazy and dare the NCAA to ban them again.

Pick: Pony Express keeps on riding.

UNC (-3)
@ VT

Nerd Fact #1: Bud Foster may punch Mac Brown in the throat.
Nerd Fact #2: I still believe in Fu. It's like the come back at the end of the Karate Kid.

Pick: Hokies win by 73.

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