2019 Six Pick Week 9: What Am I Supposed to Buy?

Welcome back to the weekly feature that shows you all really hate Miller Lite. Whatever, some of us like cheap beers in the same way that we like college football teams with crippling offensive play calling. Deal with it. No Hokies this week so I assume someone will make recruiting news into a loss for the week. Gotta love it.

Wisconsin
@ Ohio State (-14)

Nerd Fact #1: I believe in the power of cheese. How does Jim Khaki not work here?
Nerd Fact #2: I think I'd actually take the push here if that was a thing you could take.

Pick: Give me the Badgers to cover.

Iowa (-10.5)
@ Northwestern

Nerd Fact #1: This seams so easy. Does Iowa collapse like we do?
Nerd Fact #2: Iowa has only dropped games to ranked teams this season.

Pick: Give me Iowa to win by two or three TDs.

Oklahoma State
@ Iowa State (-10.5)

Nerd Fact #1: The amount of -10.5 lines here was totally random. I swear.
Nerd Fact #2: The Pokes score absolute tons of points. They have 30+ points in all but two games in which they scores 26 and 27.

Pick: Give me the Cowboys. If they can't pull the upset, they keep it close enough to cover.

Miami
@ Pitt (-5.5)

Nerd Fact #1: It's hard to find pictures of Pitt fans.
Nerd Fact #2: It's hard to find pictures of Miami fans who didn't just also chug two red bull and vodkas, rip a line of coke, and fight a three year old just before the picture.

Pick: I think the Canes storm through Pitt. Outright win.

Miss State
@ Texas A&M (-10.5)

Nerd Fact #1: People are sleeping on TAMU. They may be 4-3 but their losses are to Bama, Auburn, and Clemson.
Nerd Fact #2: That said, wins over Texas St, Lamar, and Arkansas aren't exactly inspiring.

Pick: Give me the Aggies by two touch downs.

Washington State
@ Oregon (-14)

Nerd Fact #1: I aspire to be as manly as that dude.
Nerd Fact #2: I believe Oregon would be a top 5 team if they had pulled off their game against Auburn.

Pick: Ducks. No contest.

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Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

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Want some stats? I did my job! Click this link for stats! Three Hokies stand at the top with 28.5 points through 8 weeks. Good work griggma, HokieJoe11, and OHokie!

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Beer of the week!

So you don't like Miller Lite? You too good for it? It was there for you when you needed it, now you just leave? Fine, this is your new overlord.

I'm toast my dudes! Wanted to make sure to get this done before Friday, which I kinda did, if you're on the west coast. Nerd Out!

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Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Bucks
Hawks
Pokey Pokes
Pitt
Ags
Quackers

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Buckeyes
Hawkeyes
Pokes
Pitt
Aggies
Ducks

Whole Pack of Badgers
Hawkeyes
Pokies
Canes
Aggies
Wazzou

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Buckeyes
Hawkeyes
Cyclones
Miami
Aggies
Ducks

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Bucky
Hawkeyes
Mullets
University of Gaudy Jewelry
Rough Tough Real Stuff
Quack Attack

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Ohio State
Iowa
Iowa State
Pitt
A&M
Washington State

VT v BYE WEEK

I pick BYE WEEK to cover

😑

Let's Go

HOKIES

OSU
Northwestern
OK St
Miami
A&M
Oregon

Badgers
Wildcats
Pokes
Pitt
Aggies
Cougars

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

OSU
Iowa
Iowa St
Miami
Miss St
Oregon

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)
Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats
Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)
Miami v Pitt (-5.5)
Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)
Cougars v Ducks (-14)

Wisconsin
Iowa
Oklahoma State
Pitt
Texas A&M
Washington State

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

"If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous

Buckeyes (-14)
Hawkeyes (-10.5)
Pokes (+10.5)
Miami (+5.5)
Aggies (-10.5)
Cougars (+14)

Found a way to get a four of each of Foley Brothers Prospect and Fair Maiden. Absolutely love these beers. (and hoping to pick up some more next month on my trip to see Billy Corgan...)

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Badgers
Hawkeyes
Pokes
Miami
Aggies
Ducks

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Badgers vs Buckeyes (-14)
Hawkeyes (-10.5) vs Wildcats
Pokes vs Cyclones (-10.5)
Miami vs Pitt (-5.5)
Bulldogs vs Aggies (-10.5)
Cougars vs Ducks (-14)

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Badgers- Bounce back and cover.
Hawkeyes- NW seems to be struggling on D.
Cyclones- They're hard to beat in Ames.
Panthers- Pitt seems to be rolling.
Aggies- Bulldogs aren't very good.
Ducks- If they can cover@ UW, why not WSU.

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)
Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats
Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)
Miami v Pitt (-5.5)
Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)
Cougars v Ducks (-14)

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)
Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats
Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)
Miami v Pitt (-5.5)
Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)
Cougars v Ducks (-14)

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14): Rebound week for Bucky.

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats: You know your offense is garbage when Iowa is favored by two scores

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5): I will never, on principle, take Iowa State as a double-digit favorite

Miami v Pitt (-5.5): The ACC Circle of Suck continues

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5): Isn't half of MSU's team still suspended?

Cougars v Ducks (-14): I'm a sucker for the Dread Pirate Leach. I'll take him and that many points every time.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

First place! Not bad for a guy who missed a week altogether.

It's hard to find pictures of Miami fans who didn't just also chug two red bull and vodkas, rip a line of coke, and fight a three year old just before the picture.

I'm dead. This is better than anything I ever wrote for this column.

Wisconsin
Iowa
OK State
Pitt
A&M
Oregon

I'm dead. This is better than anything I ever wrote for this column.

It was a long day. And my buddy suckered me in to playing CKII for way too long.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Ohio state
Iowa
Ok state
Miami
A&M
Oregon

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)
Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats
Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)
Miami v Pitt (-5.5)
Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)
Cougars v Ducks (-14)

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

Buckeyes
Wildcats
Pokes
Miami
Aggies
Ducks

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

Buckeyes
Wildcats
Likes
Pitt
Bulldogs
Ducks

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

anOSU
Iowa
Iowa State
Pitt
Miss State covers
Ducks

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Buckeyes
Hawkeyes
Pokes
Miami
Aggies
Ducks

Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)