2019 Six Pick Week 9: What Am I Supposed to Buy?

Welcome back to the weekly feature that shows you all really hate Miller Lite. Whatever, some of us like cheap beers in the same way that we like college football teams with crippling offensive play calling. Deal with it. No Hokies this week so I assume someone will make recruiting news into a loss for the week. Gotta love it.

Wisconsin
@ Ohio State (-14)

Nerd Fact #1: I believe in the power of cheese. How does Jim Khaki not work here?
Nerd Fact #2: I think I'd actually take the push here if that was a thing you could take.

Pick: Give me the Badgers to cover.

Iowa (-10.5)
@ Northwestern

Nerd Fact #1: This seams so easy. Does Iowa collapse like we do?
Nerd Fact #2: Iowa has only dropped games to ranked teams this season.

Pick: Give me Iowa to win by two or three TDs.

Oklahoma State
@ Iowa State (-10.5)

Nerd Fact #1: The amount of -10.5 lines here was totally random. I swear.
Nerd Fact #2: The Pokes score absolute tons of points. They have 30+ points in all but two games in which they scores 26 and 27.

Pick: Give me the Cowboys. If they can't pull the upset, they keep it close enough to cover.

Miami
@ Pitt (-5.5)

Nerd Fact #1: It's hard to find pictures of Pitt fans.
Nerd Fact #2: It's hard to find pictures of Miami fans who didn't just also chug two red bull and vodkas, rip a line of coke, and fight a three year old just before the picture.

Pick: I think the Canes storm through Pitt. Outright win.

Miss State
@ Texas A&M (-10.5)

Nerd Fact #1: People are sleeping on TAMU. They may be 4-3 but their losses are to Bama, Auburn, and Clemson.
Nerd Fact #2: That said, wins over Texas St, Lamar, and Arkansas aren't exactly inspiring.

Pick: Give me the Aggies by two touch downs.

Washington State
@ Oregon (-14)

Nerd Fact #1: I aspire to be as manly as that dude.
Nerd Fact #2: I believe Oregon would be a top 5 team if they had pulled off their game against Auburn.

Pick: Ducks. No contest.

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Badgers v Buckeyes (-14)

Hawkeyes (-10.5) v Wildcats

Pokes v Cyclones (-10.5)

Miami v Pitt (-5.5)

Bulldogs v Aggies (-10.5)

Cougars v Ducks (-14)

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Want some stats? I did my job! Click this link for stats! Three Hokies stand at the top with 28.5 points through 8 weeks. Good work griggma, HokieJoe11, and OHokie!

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Beer of the week!

So you don't like Miller Lite? You too good for it? It was there for you when you needed it, now you just leave? Fine, this is your new overlord.

I'm toast my dudes! Wanted to make sure to get this done before Friday, which I kinda did, if you're on the west coast. Nerd Out!

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