OT: New Guinness Book of World Records Record

For scarfing down Mayo.

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Oh, heck no. Will not be clicking play.

Can you imagine the power puke that follows? 86oz in 3 minutes.

based on what I just did thinking about what the video would show ... yeah I got a pretty good idea.

I caught this in my Facebook feed and there have been some epic mayo sub threads on here. Figured it was worth a share lol.

What's
Important
Now

#mayonnaisechallenge

Let's Go

HOKIES

um. ew.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I don't see a brand label on those jars. It's possible this is miracle whip and the whole thing is a sham.

I've seen a joke where you empty the jar and put vanilla pudding in and then eat it.

It has to be mayo... miracle whip is a salad dressing 🥗

Let's Go

HOKIES

It's a marinade.

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Thanks, I hate it.

I watched about 2 seconds of that and I'm now super uncomfortable, and feel kind of ill. Thanks.

Me:

Her:

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Was it Duke's?

Wait, Duke's mayonnaise is the only mayonnaise, right?

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

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She might also get the world record for most violent shit

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Yeah, her next bowel movement definitely was not pretty.

...I mean not that taking a shit is ever pretty, but you get the gist.

That much probably looked the same going out as it did going it, just curdled.

Ugh. I hate this thread. Lol

Deleted I did not like what I posted.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

My friend refers to Mayo as "The Spunk of the Devil"

I guess some people will do anything to be remembered by a handful of people who might read the book/view the website.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

This is the hard hitting information I come to TKP for

The process analyzing part of my brain is curious how many gallons of mayo she has ingested for practice prior to setting this record. The large part of my brain responsible for enjoying meals is recoiling in horror. Sort of like watching a train wreck or plane crash.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

I feel like this toes the line of whether it should be tagged as Meta or not.

If you play it, they will win.

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yikes.
just eating that much mayo should be considered NSFW

In agreement. Saw the inside and just about vomited in my mouth. Mayo at all is nasty.

By far the most disgusting condiment ever created. She must have an iron stomach to eat that much crap and not die of poisoning!

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