Rosslyn Hokie's Recent Comments

Fairly certain UVA would trade all 25 of those championships in men's figure skating to beat us in football just once.

Yeah, just like that jerkstore QB from Syracuse that made our defense look stupid last season. If Holgs is smart, he'll have that game tape on repeat for the next two months.

My heart is telling me the Eer fans will be filing out mid-way through 3rd quarter from a scheme/talent gap perspective. But my gut is saying this going down to the wire given the Bristol debacle and the House of Horrors that is Fedex Field.

It's a good problem to have, but I don't know how we're going to keep all these highly coveted QBs happy. QP going to ride the pine for three years behind HH? HH starts one year and loses his job?

Get hired at Goldman Sachs. Get inside info. Short everything until banksters pull the rug out on the muppet slaves. Buy up the remains for pennies on the dollar then finance every side of every war at insane interest rates. Rinse, repeat.

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Happened upon this gif while I was listening to this.

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You're welcome.

Another fun and useless fact from VT/USC game...........

SEC refs worked that game at Fedex. We older Hokies may recall that phantom offensive pass interference call where Hyman got robbed on a drive preserving 3rd down conversion. Momentum shifts back and we lose. Would we have won if SEC refs don't make that terrible call? Who knows, but my money would've been on the Hokies to hold USC off. Later on that year, Auburn goes undefeated and gets left out of the title game. USC routs Oklahoma for the title, where they later vacate their win for doing fraudulent things USC always does and Reggie Bush gives back his Heisman. And we end up losing to Auburn in a meaningless Sugar Bowl after Auburn got screwed by their own SEC refs at sweltering Fedex Field to open the season. Karma.

Screw ESPN. They made me embarrassed to like sports. And their war against the cord cutters is biting them in the ass. Good effing riddance.

I check in on Le Sabre from time to time for the comedic relief when reveling in their misery. Found this gem from Word's dad, allegedly. I haven't fact-checked.

"Once he reports, we will not talk about football. I think it is important for him to deal with the ups and downs. I will not helicopter parent. I will not talk to coaches about him. He will own his journey. He will not quit. He will not transfer."

Le Boo Hoo

His number overlooks the hallowed grounds of Lane. He brought Beamer to the next level. He put VT on the map. Recruits wanted to come to VT bc of him. And you could potentially make an argument that we never would've gotten Fuente without him. Vick paid his dues and then some.

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Miracle in Morgantown, hands down. No, I wasn't at the game. I was at my buddy's party down Pepper's Ferry Road. Small gathering. 8 tops. Penn State had just lost. Our chance to secure #2 in the bullshit BCS standings. Down two. Michael Vick takes over. SG to seal it. Game over brah. Plus watching the fucking 'Eers cry a fucking river was a double wammy.

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