Illinois Hokie's Recent Comments
He was an accountant who overstayed his welcome by three years. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't wish Parkinson on my worst enemy, but it doesn't change the fact that he came a gnat's eyelash from running our athletics program into the ground.
Wow. Weaver really bent us over a couch on his way out.
I take this article with a shrug and a sigh. Season didn't go as well as we had hoped (though admittedly, double digit wins is actually better than my worst case scenario), everyone is drained, and some players know they aren't coming back next year one way or another. It took Seth a while to make us into a team that could beat the number one team in the country, and it'll take Buzz a while to make us into a team that can be in the running for the number one team in the country.

WE GOT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. WE GOT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
So Houston did jack shit and still gets the $5K. I think it's safe to say they're the real winners.
......I must have missed that part.
WE RETOOK THE FUCKING LEAD!!!
Let's step on their necks.
Someone cue up Enter Sandman...
If you tweet about it and tag @CampusKitchens they automatically retweet it
Back within 100. This ain't over.
Everyone needs to share this on Facebook and Twitter right now.
How did they get up by over a hundred???
Yeah but there aren't any great "regular Joe bitchslaps hoity toity blueblood douchebags at their own game" tennis movies.
We're in the home stretch And clinging to a narrow lead. Let's bring it home.
Is it wrong that I always picture Happy Gilmore when we beat an ACC blueblood in a non-revenue sport?
Way to go, Hokies!
Does Sharkey's still make you sign the waiver if you order the hottest wings on the menu?
My mistake I was thinking about the fall scrimmages.
I see that as more of an issue of the line collapsing than it being Marshawn's slowness. Marshawn is a power back. He will never get out of the backfield as quick as JCC or Trey, and TBH he probably is a little slower than his size would warrant. He needs to work on that. But he runs with authority and will truck a defender a la Darren Evans. I think if he has a solid lightning back to complement his thunder it could be something special.
How can you tell? He changes subjects at random, midsentence.
Weren't they closed last year though?
We're down. I repeat, WE ARE TRAILING TO SOMETHING CALLED MERRIMACK COLLEGE.
Anyone else surprised the scrimmages are open?
Higher ceiling. Thought that from the start. You and I are in the minority tho.
Holy crap. We were last in the ACC when we got an at-large bid to the Sugar Bowl?

At this point I have forgotten there is a list up there
I have failed at life for not saying that.

"On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice. " --Jack Napier